"Legolas, my minion, carry my bag for me while Thranduil and I come up with a plan." says Tolkien in a condescending way. "Thranduil, my deery dear, (C wat eye did there?) do you have any advice on how u will annihilate THEEE OTHERRRR ONEEEESSSSS? Thranduil replies "Yes, eye do, my acquaintance, we will unleash Sauron on him, he simply has no chance." slowly a creeper smirk spreads across JRR's face. "YAAASSS my pretty, genius idea." Tolkien blabbers evilly.
MEANWHILE WITH GEORGE RR MARTIN:
"Jon, jon, did u pack me seee salty and vinegar pringles? If u didn't u know eye'll bee berry disapointed in u." George mummbled while lieing on his couch, watching the Lord of the Rings movies to look for more material to copy. Jon sn0w replies "yaaass master, eye packed ur 50 kilo bag of chips. Do u have plan to defeat tolkien?'' george replies "jon, wheel just wing it, wheel just copy what tolkien does. Its work all my life, and look at me im rich, so why wouldnt it work now?" jon akwardly says "whatever u say george."
To find out what happens next stay tuned for the next chapter.