Me: Oh crap.
Boomer: What?
Me: I can't get the door open.
Boomer: I'll take care of that
Boomer punches door.
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
CHAPTER TWO
REVISED EDITION
The Training begins.
Neo and the boys appeared in the middle of the street of a large town something like New York. Tall skyscrapers were scattered around the town like giant dominos. One of the things that set it apart from a normal city is that it seemed to be hundreds of years older. Vines criss crossed up and down on it making several peculiar designs. A cold mist floated on the ground like a sheet. The windows were gray and cracked and there was a giant crater in the ground where a park used to be.
"What happed here?" Boomer asked, "This can't be Earth."
"Well I never said we were going to Earth did I? But then again this is Earth. Earth in 2125. 115 years after the demons were released. See this is what Tokyo will look like if you fail in your quest. See once the Powerpuff Girls and those wusses from the "Justice Friends" or whatever they called themselves died there was no-one left to stop the demons. They ravaged the earth leaving a trail of destruction everywhere."
"The humans tried to escape into space but all that did was show these demons that they could find other places to annihilate. That big crater over there is where that spaceship landed." Neo looked sad for a moment then his expression changed. A tremor was shaking the ground and whatever it was, was getting closer by the minute.
"Butch there is a monster coming around the corner. I want you to kill it with your weapon." A giant monster that looked something like a Godzilla walked around the corner
"All right! Finally some action!" Butch yelled and went to work hacking and slashing with his weapon. First he flew at the creature legs and cut off on and blood spewed from the wound. From behind Butch started at the tail and sliced it in half.
"Well done! Now Brick it's your turn." Neo said pointing to the monster that were now tearing it's way through the city towards them. Next Boomer tried his hand. Then Neo had Butch attack next but this time there were two monster and after every boy had his chance there were four then eight. One by one the monsters fell but they kept coming. Finally the boys were so tired that they couldn't even lift their themselves much less their weapons.
"Good," Neo said. He didn't show it but he was impressed with their work. When he had taken this assignment he hadn't expected anyone half this strong. The first time he had done this he had gone down at sixty four monsters. They had just taken out one hundred and twenty eight each.
"Very good. Now eat this." He said handing them each what looked vaguely like a blue-green jawbreaker. Brick and Boomer ate theirs without question but Butch looked at his for a moment.
"What is this?" Butch asked with a sour look.
"It's called a RESTART. Reserve Extra Super Tasty All Recover Treat. I know it's kinda weird but we couldn't think of a better name that had those letters. I'd tell you what it was made out of but I don't really know." Butch was satisfied and ate the it. Immediately he felt better than he ever had.
"Now let's start again." They did this over and over until Neo was satisfied that they were ready for a new challenge.
" But this time instead of attacking monsters you will attack me. And I don't want you to use your weapons... yet." The three boys looked at their weapons wondering what to do with them, but they disappeared right out of their hands.
"What where'd they go?" The three chorused in unison.
"You'll be able to call them at will. Now I want to know what chance do you think you would have if you attacked me?" All three of the boys looked at each other and shrugged.
"I think we would beat your ass into the ground." Butch said speaking for all.
"Alright try it." He said with a grin.
"Okay your funeral." Butch said. All three flew at him. Boomer went straight at him preparing to slam headfirst into Neo's chest. An instant before Boomer hit Neo, he leaned back like a limbo dancer and put his hands down and bringing his legs over his head, slammed his feet on top of Boomer's head and drove him into the concrete.
Now Butch was coming from behind Neo leaped high and Butch speed into the wall of a building. Now up in the air Brick flew up from behind Neo and tried to slam headfirst into Neo's back. Brick succeeded but the only person he hurt was himself. Neo turned and kick Brick up high. Butch was getting up and rubbing his head. He saw Neo standing in the road looking at him. Butch got up and flew till he was about three feet in front of each other. They stood there sizing each other up. Butch was maybe a foot shorter.
Butch made the first move, a kick to Neo forehead. Neo ducked under it and did a back flip over the next kick that was trying to trip him. Neo lashed out with a punch that Butch blocked but he missed the one to his gut. Butch doubled over in an attempt to get his breathe back. Neo kicked him high into the air knocking him out.
Boomer had begun to come to and pulled himself from his hole. He looked around for a moment before seeing Butch get sent into the air. Boomer yelled and a jumped out of his hole and went at Neo like a cornered animal. Neo was surprised by this kids ferocity. Still Neo was in control of the fight and was landing hits almost constantly while Boomer only hit once or twice. Even so Neo was amazed at the fact that Boomer had hit him once.
Neo waited for an opening and knocked Boomer back into a building which collapsed on him. Neo thought the fight was over and turned away. Behind him he heard a sound and there was Boomer his hands palm outward facing Neo. In his palms was a glowing ball of light. Boomer let it loose and it slammed into Neo with such force that even Boomer was blown back.
The explosions light staid for a moment before going away. All that seemed to be left was smoke and debris. Boomer managed to look up and saw the smoke as it cleared. Neo was standing there his clothes torn but still standing there. Boomer stared for a moment before he collapsed, unconscious.
Neo took three RESTARTs and put one in Boomers mouth and held his nose making him swallow. He repeated this with Brick and Butch.
"Well done you three. I haven't seen anyone with this kind of potential in. Hell I don't think I have seen your kind of potential. And between us that's saying a lot." *Wow, that kid blocked actually hurt me with that blast. That hasn't happened since I fought my old trainer...* Neo had them fight him again and again and each time Boomer seemed to pull himself up and really give Neo a run for his money. Eventually he deemed them ready to use their weapons.
"Alright your going to fight each other with your weapons. But before you do I need to do something to them." He said holding out his hand. They each gave him their weapon. After examining them for a moment he slid open a small compartment in the handle of each weapon. The Neo took a small flask from a pocket, and poured a few into the opening in the handles.
"Now that's better," and he set them on the ground and waited for them to pick them up. They walked over and picked up the weapons. Butch strained with his and Boomer laughed at him until he tried to lift his own. The liquid had made them so heavy that they could barely lift them of the ground.
"How are we supposed to fight with these? They're way too heavy!" Brick exclaimed.
"I don't think you have so bad." Neo took out his own sword and held it out horizontally for a moment. Then without warning he dropped it. It whistled through the air and hit the ground with an earth shattering crash. There was a hole in the ground in the shape of Neo's sword.
"Don't complain to me about how heavy they are." They continued to train for days on end. Every day Neo poured more into the weapons for three days of training straight. After that Neo took the liquid out of their weapons and took them back to the series of halls they had been in before.
"There are two more places to go before I take you back. Let's see it's supposed to be one year before they get there so." Neo counted on his fingers and said. " Okay in this room there is a fountain take a drink from the one labeled fourteen." Inside there were several fountains each had a number on it. They each took a drink from the fountain and waited a moment.
Suddenly they felt very strange. They suddenly got taller and bigger. They felt their muscles grow as well. Butch's chest grew like a barrel. Now They were roughly about 5'5. In the corner there was a mirror. They took turns looking in it. They're muscles weren't quite Schwarzenegger level but they were impressive all the same. Boomer tried flexing his "pecs" like he had seen some models do. They jumped like a couple of cheerleaders.
"Okay, Now that your all fourteen we have to go."
"FOURTEEN WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MAKE US FOURTEEN FOR YOU JUST WASTED LIKE EIGHT DAMN YEARS OF MY DAMN LIFE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" Butch Screamed followed by similar yells from his brothers.
"Actually since your Rowdyruff boys you'll live to be about 800. I don't think eight years is that bad. Besides I don't think you'd want to go to kindergarten would you?" Although still pissed off. Butch didn't say anything else.
He lead the boys out of the room and into down the hall. Even though they were felling really strange they managed to follow him into the room. There were three chests and they were all white. Neo walked over to each of them and pulled out a small golden ring. He gave each of the boys one.
"Listen very carefully. Each of these rings have the power to grant one wish so use them wisely. The only things you can't wish for are more wishes and selfish things like money. Oh and one more thing if you try to bring someone back from the dead you can only wish one person at a time." Butch looked at his carefully before slipping it on.
"Alright is it time to go back yet?" Butch asked.
"Yes it is. You'll be returning to world eight years after you died."
"All right let's go!" they yelled all at once and disappeared.
Townsville hadn't changed much in eight years. Same villains, same mayor, same giant monsters. As a matter of fact one happened to be terrorizing the city at this very moment.
*Boomer just punched the door.*
Boomer: OW DAMN OW OW OW SHIT DAMN!!!!
Me: It's made of super titanium alloy so people can't get in when I don't want them to. Unfortunately it only opens from the outside when I undo all the locks, so we have to wait till someone comes looking for us.
Butch: Shit I have a date Buttercup tonight
*Fast typing, then quiet*
Me: YES ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE!!!
Brick: Maybe this time the first person who reviews came write.
Boomer: Maybe if we are lucky they even know their own name.
Butch: What kind of idiot misspells don't. Spit out your sandwich next time.
Boomer: What?
Me: I can't get the door open.
Boomer: I'll take care of that
Boomer punches door.
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
CHAPTER TWO
REVISED EDITION
The Training begins.
Neo and the boys appeared in the middle of the street of a large town something like New York. Tall skyscrapers were scattered around the town like giant dominos. One of the things that set it apart from a normal city is that it seemed to be hundreds of years older. Vines criss crossed up and down on it making several peculiar designs. A cold mist floated on the ground like a sheet. The windows were gray and cracked and there was a giant crater in the ground where a park used to be.
"What happed here?" Boomer asked, "This can't be Earth."
"Well I never said we were going to Earth did I? But then again this is Earth. Earth in 2125. 115 years after the demons were released. See this is what Tokyo will look like if you fail in your quest. See once the Powerpuff Girls and those wusses from the "Justice Friends" or whatever they called themselves died there was no-one left to stop the demons. They ravaged the earth leaving a trail of destruction everywhere."
"The humans tried to escape into space but all that did was show these demons that they could find other places to annihilate. That big crater over there is where that spaceship landed." Neo looked sad for a moment then his expression changed. A tremor was shaking the ground and whatever it was, was getting closer by the minute.
"Butch there is a monster coming around the corner. I want you to kill it with your weapon." A giant monster that looked something like a Godzilla walked around the corner
"All right! Finally some action!" Butch yelled and went to work hacking and slashing with his weapon. First he flew at the creature legs and cut off on and blood spewed from the wound. From behind Butch started at the tail and sliced it in half.
"Well done! Now Brick it's your turn." Neo said pointing to the monster that were now tearing it's way through the city towards them. Next Boomer tried his hand. Then Neo had Butch attack next but this time there were two monster and after every boy had his chance there were four then eight. One by one the monsters fell but they kept coming. Finally the boys were so tired that they couldn't even lift their themselves much less their weapons.
"Good," Neo said. He didn't show it but he was impressed with their work. When he had taken this assignment he hadn't expected anyone half this strong. The first time he had done this he had gone down at sixty four monsters. They had just taken out one hundred and twenty eight each.
"Very good. Now eat this." He said handing them each what looked vaguely like a blue-green jawbreaker. Brick and Boomer ate theirs without question but Butch looked at his for a moment.
"What is this?" Butch asked with a sour look.
"It's called a RESTART. Reserve Extra Super Tasty All Recover Treat. I know it's kinda weird but we couldn't think of a better name that had those letters. I'd tell you what it was made out of but I don't really know." Butch was satisfied and ate the it. Immediately he felt better than he ever had.
"Now let's start again." They did this over and over until Neo was satisfied that they were ready for a new challenge.
" But this time instead of attacking monsters you will attack me. And I don't want you to use your weapons... yet." The three boys looked at their weapons wondering what to do with them, but they disappeared right out of their hands.
"What where'd they go?" The three chorused in unison.
"You'll be able to call them at will. Now I want to know what chance do you think you would have if you attacked me?" All three of the boys looked at each other and shrugged.
"I think we would beat your ass into the ground." Butch said speaking for all.
"Alright try it." He said with a grin.
"Okay your funeral." Butch said. All three flew at him. Boomer went straight at him preparing to slam headfirst into Neo's chest. An instant before Boomer hit Neo, he leaned back like a limbo dancer and put his hands down and bringing his legs over his head, slammed his feet on top of Boomer's head and drove him into the concrete.
Now Butch was coming from behind Neo leaped high and Butch speed into the wall of a building. Now up in the air Brick flew up from behind Neo and tried to slam headfirst into Neo's back. Brick succeeded but the only person he hurt was himself. Neo turned and kick Brick up high. Butch was getting up and rubbing his head. He saw Neo standing in the road looking at him. Butch got up and flew till he was about three feet in front of each other. They stood there sizing each other up. Butch was maybe a foot shorter.
Butch made the first move, a kick to Neo forehead. Neo ducked under it and did a back flip over the next kick that was trying to trip him. Neo lashed out with a punch that Butch blocked but he missed the one to his gut. Butch doubled over in an attempt to get his breathe back. Neo kicked him high into the air knocking him out.
Boomer had begun to come to and pulled himself from his hole. He looked around for a moment before seeing Butch get sent into the air. Boomer yelled and a jumped out of his hole and went at Neo like a cornered animal. Neo was surprised by this kids ferocity. Still Neo was in control of the fight and was landing hits almost constantly while Boomer only hit once or twice. Even so Neo was amazed at the fact that Boomer had hit him once.
Neo waited for an opening and knocked Boomer back into a building which collapsed on him. Neo thought the fight was over and turned away. Behind him he heard a sound and there was Boomer his hands palm outward facing Neo. In his palms was a glowing ball of light. Boomer let it loose and it slammed into Neo with such force that even Boomer was blown back.
The explosions light staid for a moment before going away. All that seemed to be left was smoke and debris. Boomer managed to look up and saw the smoke as it cleared. Neo was standing there his clothes torn but still standing there. Boomer stared for a moment before he collapsed, unconscious.
Neo took three RESTARTs and put one in Boomers mouth and held his nose making him swallow. He repeated this with Brick and Butch.
"Well done you three. I haven't seen anyone with this kind of potential in. Hell I don't think I have seen your kind of potential. And between us that's saying a lot." *Wow, that kid blocked actually hurt me with that blast. That hasn't happened since I fought my old trainer...* Neo had them fight him again and again and each time Boomer seemed to pull himself up and really give Neo a run for his money. Eventually he deemed them ready to use their weapons.
"Alright your going to fight each other with your weapons. But before you do I need to do something to them." He said holding out his hand. They each gave him their weapon. After examining them for a moment he slid open a small compartment in the handle of each weapon. The Neo took a small flask from a pocket, and poured a few into the opening in the handles.
"Now that's better," and he set them on the ground and waited for them to pick them up. They walked over and picked up the weapons. Butch strained with his and Boomer laughed at him until he tried to lift his own. The liquid had made them so heavy that they could barely lift them of the ground.
"How are we supposed to fight with these? They're way too heavy!" Brick exclaimed.
"I don't think you have so bad." Neo took out his own sword and held it out horizontally for a moment. Then without warning he dropped it. It whistled through the air and hit the ground with an earth shattering crash. There was a hole in the ground in the shape of Neo's sword.
"Don't complain to me about how heavy they are." They continued to train for days on end. Every day Neo poured more into the weapons for three days of training straight. After that Neo took the liquid out of their weapons and took them back to the series of halls they had been in before.
"There are two more places to go before I take you back. Let's see it's supposed to be one year before they get there so." Neo counted on his fingers and said. " Okay in this room there is a fountain take a drink from the one labeled fourteen." Inside there were several fountains each had a number on it. They each took a drink from the fountain and waited a moment.
Suddenly they felt very strange. They suddenly got taller and bigger. They felt their muscles grow as well. Butch's chest grew like a barrel. Now They were roughly about 5'5. In the corner there was a mirror. They took turns looking in it. They're muscles weren't quite Schwarzenegger level but they were impressive all the same. Boomer tried flexing his "pecs" like he had seen some models do. They jumped like a couple of cheerleaders.
"Okay, Now that your all fourteen we have to go."
"FOURTEEN WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MAKE US FOURTEEN FOR YOU JUST WASTED LIKE EIGHT DAMN YEARS OF MY DAMN LIFE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" Butch Screamed followed by similar yells from his brothers.
"Actually since your Rowdyruff boys you'll live to be about 800. I don't think eight years is that bad. Besides I don't think you'd want to go to kindergarten would you?" Although still pissed off. Butch didn't say anything else.
He lead the boys out of the room and into down the hall. Even though they were felling really strange they managed to follow him into the room. There were three chests and they were all white. Neo walked over to each of them and pulled out a small golden ring. He gave each of the boys one.
"Listen very carefully. Each of these rings have the power to grant one wish so use them wisely. The only things you can't wish for are more wishes and selfish things like money. Oh and one more thing if you try to bring someone back from the dead you can only wish one person at a time." Butch looked at his carefully before slipping it on.
"Alright is it time to go back yet?" Butch asked.
"Yes it is. You'll be returning to world eight years after you died."
"All right let's go!" they yelled all at once and disappeared.
Townsville hadn't changed much in eight years. Same villains, same mayor, same giant monsters. As a matter of fact one happened to be terrorizing the city at this very moment.
*Boomer just punched the door.*
Boomer: OW DAMN OW OW OW SHIT DAMN!!!!
Me: It's made of super titanium alloy so people can't get in when I don't want them to. Unfortunately it only opens from the outside when I undo all the locks, so we have to wait till someone comes looking for us.
Butch: Shit I have a date Buttercup tonight
*Fast typing, then quiet*
Me: YES ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE!!!
Brick: Maybe this time the first person who reviews came write.
Boomer: Maybe if we are lucky they even know their own name.
Butch: What kind of idiot misspells don't. Spit out your sandwich next time.