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Baka no Tsukune ._. First, he loves Moka-san (idiot ._.) and she likes him at least and than that idiot doesn't try to go out with her... well, why don't we make things a bit interesting by putting in some TsukuneXMoka (which is by far not the main pairing and btw also not the best pairing :D).

If you want more or less TsukuneXMoka scenes, leave a review. Else we decide the flow of the story ;D
Nevertheless... Here it is ;D

Chapter 2: Don't dream about onee-sama!

"I should what? with whom?", Kokoa asked angry. "Train with him? I. Will. Never. Do. That."

"Oh my, my... I thought you might say that. Therefore I asked Ruby to help me a little bit", the headmaster responded, who seemingly enjoyed the situation, "If you would now Ruby-san."

"What now! Afraid to take me on?", the girl took her bat, Kou-chan, and transformed it into a morning star. "See you in ten days", the exorcist laughed. Lost in anger, the redhead ran towards Mikogami. Right before his face she swung her weapon...

Before she could hit him, she lost her ground. Suddenly surrounded by darkness, the principal's figure vanished. "You! Are! A! Dead! Man!", she screamed. "You know that he won't hear you? We are already transporting to the training dimension. Let's make the best out of it", Tsukune said with a kindly smile. "Tsu...Tsukune...", Kokoa responded to him with a small smile. "Kokoa", he answered still smiling. "What the heck is wrong with you!", she screamed at him and threw her morning star right at his head.

"1...2...3, r~ing, r~ing, r~ing! K.O.! Kokoa-sama wins dechu~!", Kou-chan played judge. "Getting knocked out that easily... Honestly, how shall I train such a weakling?", the red hair spitted, fighting the urge to lick his delicious blood.

Day 1:
"Moka-san... is it really okay? Is it okay... to do this...?", Tsukune mumbled, his hands touching her belly. "As... as long... as it is you... it is... okay", Moka, who lay under Tsukune, in the flower bed, responded with a smile. "Moka...san", the boy smiled. "Call me... like I'm your girlfriend...", the pink hair said lightly blushing.

"Mo...Moka...chan..." – "Tsukune... " – "Moka-chan" – "Tsukune... do it" – "Y...yes...", Tsukune gulped, neared his face her face and closed his eyes. Tsukune could feel her breaths, which smelled just like her hairs. °Delicious...°, he thought and stopped a moment. "It smells so... delicious...", he whispered.

"To have such a filthy dream... about my beloved onee-sama... How does he dare!", Kokoa, who heard his mumbling, kicked his face badly., "Don't dream about onee-sama!"

"And... what do you intend to do now?", a colder voice asked him. Not noticing he answered truthfully: "I am... going to... kiss you now... "

"And who allowed you to touch me, scum?", the cold voice grabbed his mouth. The boy snapped his eyes open and noticed Inner Moka. After forcing Tsukune to stand up with her, she released his mouth. "Th...Thank you for your kindness", the brown haired girl thanked her with teary eyes. °I'm alive!° Instead of answering, Inner Moka grinned and raised her leg. "Eh?"

"Know your place!"
Kicking into his face, she sent him flying.

"Wasn't this a bit too harsh, Kokoa-sama? He still has to train with you dechu~*", Kou-chan asked the freshman. "It's his fault for dreaming about onee-sama", Kokoa demanded, "and who said I'd train that weakling, stupid bat! Onee-sama is my only training's opponent!"

"Wake up, baka*!", with this sentence Tsukune got startled together with a chop on his head.

"Ouch, for what was that?", Tsukune jelled, "anything wrong?"

"I'm starving!", she complained, "get me some food, jerk!" Tsukune stood up confused. "Can't you get some yourself?", he asked. "I'm a proud vampire! I get my food delivered! I'll never would get food by myself!", she proclaimed. Tsukune thought a moment and started to blush. "Oh... you mean that... We-well..." – "What? Have a problem with it?", she hissed angrily, "at least give me something for being your sensei*!"

"So you're doing it?", he exclaimed happily, "And no... It's okay." He pulled his collar down and looked to the right side. Kokoa, a bit blushed, approached his neck and bit it forcefully. Feeling the pain, Tsukune winced but didn't make a noise.

The red blood wetted her lips and dripped onto Tsukune's shirt, leaving two bloody trails behind.

After two deep gulps she loosened her bite and looked at him. "Are you okay...? Not that I care about it", she asked looking away, "I don't want my food to get ill. We still have some days in here..."

"I... I'm okay, I guess", he answered rubbing his back head, "but are you sure... that you want to train me?"

"As long as you provide me with food, I believe, I could overcome myself*", she responded, "so get ready, will ya?" Smiling Tsukune said: "I'm ready when you are."

"So let's get started for an intense trainings session!" Grinning she took Kou-chan, who transformed into a mace. "We begin with this!"

"Err... isn't that a bit too cocky?", he asked with crooked grin. "What? Don't think Kokoa-sama* can't teach it to you?", she noticed angrily, "If the great Kokoa-sama* coaches you, you'll learn."

Uneasily he looked at her.

Well, that's it for chapter 2.

Training together with Kokoa-chama . That bastard xd /CJ0fail

However, hope you enjoyed it^-^

Dechu = Kou-chan's ending phrase in the anime. Even though the anime is crap (read the manga,

you'll understand) we will use it, so you can say "Kou-chama~ :3"^^

Baka = Japanese for "moron". The sentence at the beginning (Baka no Tsukune) means,

that Tsukune is a moron btw^-^

Sensei = Means "teacher". You should know it, if you watch anime.

I believe, I could overcome myself = Does anyone know a certain song of Robbie Williams? xD (Just

couldn't resist noting this :D)

Kokoa-sama = Normally a person wouldn't use honorifics at his/her own name. In this case Kokoa

wants to show her greatness to Tsukune.

Disclaimer: We do not own R+V! If we did, the anime would never be created :)