Hello again my awesome readers, hope you enjoy this new chapter!
Dear Mello:
You remember that time, when we first met, when I thought you were a girl? *snorts*
Uuuh, I'm SO sorry for...bringing it up.
Please don't kill me; I still haven't finished Mario's Ultimate Adventure.
Matt.
Dear Matt:
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
Consider that a warning, ginger head.
Mello
Dear Near (hey, that rhymed!):
Just tried your recommendation for making the best use of spare batteries.
They do NOT taste good.
Matt.
Dear Matt:
You are quite the literal person. I was only making a joke.
Near
Dear BB:
Please don't leave your supposedly "toy" saw lying around the house.
Just sliced my arms, BOTH my legs, and I think I'll need a new kidney.
Matt.
Dear Matt:
Does it still have your blood on it?
Guess I won't need to prepare dinner tonight.
BB.
Dear Mello:
Hey, buddy, you're my best friend and I would do anything for you…uh…I think I just ate your chocolate.
Looking back, it's your fault; you shouldn't leave it lying around next time.
Matt.
Dear Matt:
You're so dead. In fact, you're as dead as Misa's brain.
Say goodbye to your precious X-Box.
Mello.
Dear Mello:
X-Boxes normally don't taste good, ask me.
Oh, how I love being cheeky!
Matt.
P.S: No, seriously, I tried to eat it once because I was too lazy to go to the fridge and it looked so shiny and tempting like it was covered with icing or something.
Too crunchy for my own taste, though.
Dear Matt:
You're sick.
Your mortified ex-best friend.
Dear Mello:
Well, too bad because I had some chocolate for you. It's your loss!
Matt.
Dear Matt:
We can never ever be separated. How could you doubt our friendship for even a split second? Nothing breaks this bond, Nothing I tell you :')
Can I please have the chocolate now?
Mello
Dear pet Mello:
Good boy *pat pat*
Your owner.
A/N: Thank you for reading :)