Okay, here's the next one!! Again, my twin was the one to write this. Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did, then you can bet your bonnet I would be all over Cloud, hehe Now, on to the story!!
"Loz, I want to have a slumber party!" Kadaj states, standing before his eldest brother.
Loz groans, "Kadaj, men don't say 'slumber party', we say 'all nighter'. Got it?"
Kadaj nods, "Alright, I want to have an all nighter."
"Is your room clean? The dishes done? The floors swept and mopped? The kitchen straightened out? The laundry done? Oh, and the bathrooms spotless?" Loz walks to the door, stopping, "Be done by the time I get back from the Salon and we'll talk." He leaves Kadaj to his maid work.
Kadaj sighs before seeing his other brother, "Hey, Yazoo-"
"Don't even think about it!! You want the friends over, you clean the place! Thems the rules, Kadaj. I'm outta here." Yazoo turns away.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm gonna see a man about a dog." he says over his shoulder, leaving.
Kadaj sighs heavily, surveys the damage, and sets himself. Changing into something more fitting for the job, he gets to work. He cleans up his stuff, puts Yazoo's in his room, Loz's in his, and does the dishes. He sweeps the floors and is mopping when Yazoo returns. Yazoo takes in the sight of his little brother, hair tied haphazardly back, tattered jeans, and no shirt.
Yazoo raises an eyebrow, "Cinderella?"
Kadaj snarls, throwing his soapy sponge at Yazoo and beaming him in the face, "Shut it, Yazoo!!"
Yazoo hisses, wiping suds from his face, "Now I'm gonna need a shower!! Hope you're happy!" he growls, heading toward the bathroom.
"Thrilled, and, while you're in there, clean the shower!"
Yazoo makes a beeline for the front door, "On second thought, I'm gonna take a swim in the lake."
"Cold water!!" Kadaj chuckles, finishing just as Loz walks in.
He looks the place over, nods, "Good, now wash my bike."
"Loz!" Kadaj growls threateningly.
Loz laughs nerviously, "Kidding, good job, you can have your get together. Who're you inviting?"
"I was thinking big brother, his lady friends, that readheaded jackass and that bald partner of his."
"Do you have invitations?"
"Nope, gonna go in person. Unless..."
"Not gonna happen! You go 'cause this is your thing. You're paying for the food, too."
Kadaj nods, going out and mounting his bike and speeding in the direction of the Healin Lodge. He parks and gets off and raises his keychain.
*BEEP* *BEEP*
He puts away his keys and goes up the steps to the door, knocking and waiting til it opens to reveal Tseng.
"Hello, is Reno and Rude able to come over to my house for a all nighter I'm pulling?" Kadaj asks.
Tseng shakes his head, "I don't know, Reno was grounded yesterday."
"What he do?"
"He spray painted Mr. Presidents wheelchair." he states matter of factly.
Kadaj nods, "Can I ask Mr. President?"
Tseng thinks a moment before nodding, stepping aside, "Wait here while I get him."
He leaves, and soon Rufus Shin-Ra wheels in, his wheelchair all sciffed and shit from being scrubbed to high hell.
"Ah, Kadaj, how are you? You're brothers doing good?"
Kadaj nods, his hands behind his back, "Can Reno and Rude come over for a all nighter?"
Rufus thinks a moment, "Who will be there?"
"Cloud, his friends, and my brothers will be there for parental supervision."
Shin-Ra nods, "All right, but Reno has to be back early. I need him to paint the floors."
"Paint the floors?"
"Yeah, I don't like the tile."
"How 'bout he rip up the tile then put new down?"
Rufus snaps his fingers, "Brilliant!! When he's finished, he'll think twice before pimping my wheels without permission!!!"
Reno and Rude follow Kadaj out, getting in their car and following Kadaj to 7th Heaven.
They enter and spot Tifa, "Hi, Ms. Lockhart, is Cloud here?" Kadaj asks boyishly.
Tifa shakes her head, "He is, but he's still in bed. You can go up and wake him if you want."
Kadaj grins, "I think I will." he goes up and, grabbing a pitcher of water on the way, goes into Cloud's room. "Brother, wakey wakey eggs and bakie." Kadaj held the pitcher of water over Cloud. "Time to play John the Baptist!!" Kadaj dumps the water, quickly handing Rude the pitcher and pointing at him when Cloud wakes.
Cloud sits up, soaked, "What the- Kadaj? Why are you here?"
Kadaj grins, "I'm having a all nighter thing at my place tonight. Wanna come? Tifa can come to."
Cloud thinks a moment, "Can I get into dry clothes?"
"I'll wait downstairs."
Later that night
After having a tedious, and strenuous pillow fight everyone's relaxing, sitting on couch cushions on the floor in front of the TV watching a horror flick. Scary Movie 4!!! ((LOL)) Reno, Rude, Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Loz, and Kadaj. Yazoo's sitting on the couch behind them. After the movie, Loz is asleep and Yazoo nods to Kadaj.
"Time to have fun, Kadaj, and for you to learn how to prank." Yazoo grabs up some markers and starts drawing on his older brothers face. "Now, Kadaj, the trick is you don't say a thing when he wakes."
Kadaj grins at the marksmanship Yazoo used, "Loz looks better like that."
Yazoo grins, "I know."
Reno grabs Cloud's arm, "Hey, Tifa's out, too. Lets prank her!"
Cloud grins, "What shall we do?"
"Lets put her bra in the freezer!!"
"Brilliant!! But, uh... how are we gonna get it?" Rude asks, turning to look at the sleeping Tifa.
"I don't know how to unclip those things, let alone get it without her waking." Cloud says, grimacing.
Yazoo sighs heavily, "Step back." he leans over Tifa, blocking their view of what he's doing. He leans back with the bra in his hands and Tifa apparently unmoved. "Bra, check."
Kadaj gaps, "How'd you get it un-clipped?"
"And off?" Reno asks.
Yazoo shrugs, "It's a gift."
Reno leans over to Kadaj and Cloud, "Maybe he wears them so he knows how to use one."
Yazoo snaps the bra, snapping Reno in the eye, "I do not wear ladies undergarments, Reno!!! I just know how to un-clip their bras."
They put the bra in the freezer and see Yuffie out, too.
Kadaj grins, nudging his brother and Cloud, "What should we do to the little one?"
Rude gives his 2 cents, "We can pose her with..." he sees Reno now asleep, "With Reno!!"
They pose them and stand back, Rude, Cloud, Kadaj, and Yazoo, and survey their handy work. Yazoo yawns, lying on the couch.
"Next," he says, nodding to Loz, "Lets paint his fingers and toes."
"Yeah!" everyone agreas. When finished, they notice Yazoo now asleep.
Kadaj gets an idea, "Hey, Cloud, have you ever given someone a make-over? With make-up?"
Cloud, his cheek slightly pink, nods, "Yuffie wanted make-up on and didn't know how to do it. I'd seen Tifa and Aeris put it on, so I know."
Kadaj nods in Yazoo's direction, "Tifa and Yuffie brought make-up, right? They wanted to do their nails and stuff, right? I say we have fun with Yazoo and his girlish hair."
Cloud nods, "Yeah!" they give him a make-over, chuckling to themselves as they see Rude now unconcious. "Thinking what I am, Kadaj?" Cloud grins evily.
Kadaj sees Rude, "Whatcha thinking, brother?"
"We do something... naughty!"
Cloud grabs the markers, the make-up, and a sheet. He draws a crown on Rude's bald head and puts pritiful make-up on him, then, after Cloud and Kadaj strip him, make the sheet into a touga and put a stick in his hand. They take a picture before looking at their handy work. Rude dressed up like Ceaser!!
They nod next to each other, make-up and markers surrounding them. As soon as they knew they were asleep, Tifa and Yuffie got up and pranked them all!! Tifa, as payback for her bra being taken, plans to take Yazoo's underwear. But, after stripping him, finds that he doesn't wear anything under his clothes. So, instead, she draws funny faces and things on his chest and stomach. Yuffie, as payback, paints up Reno, Rude, and puts Loz's hand down the front of his pants. Tifa, grabbing Kadaj, nods to Yuffie and, together, they pull the best prank of all!!
Morning
Rufus Shin-Ra wheels in silently and, at the sight of Kadaj and Cloud ducktaped, upside-down to trees outside, still asleep (A/N: My mom actually did this to someone. He kept saying "word" and pestering everyone at camp when she was younger so they all stuffed him in his sleeping bag and duck-taped him to a tree outside, in the snow, upside-down), grins.
"Tseng, help me out here. I want to do something."
"Yes, Mr. President, sir."
Reno's the first to wake, after rolling over and splashing into the lake. He chokes, nearly drowns before surfacing. He gasps, looking around. Everyone is on flouties on the lake. Cloud and Kadaj are pissed as hell, finally waking to find themselves pranked.
"WAKE UP, LADIES, TIME TO RISE AND SHINE BEFORE I REALLY PRANK YOU!!!" Rufus shouts, startling everyone to go flying of their flouties into the water.
Yuffie squeals, bolting from the water and into the house, straight for the bathroom, screaming, "I am not presentable til I have make-up!! OMG, I am hideous!!"
Loz surfaces by the shore, near Rufus. The markers, make-up, and everything else done to him make Rufus scream and wheel away... way away!
"What??" Loz stares at him, unaware of what happened during the night, he looks at his reflection in the water and screams!! "Holy fucking shit!!! Dear hell and the holy hand grenade!!!!!"