Sis,

I know you hate when I call you that.

Tell Eric that I'm sorry. He means the world to me. Take care of Blair. Fuck Brooklyn- everyone will be happier when you do. Look, sis, I'm not big into word- and I can't forgive Lily, but I want you to know that you and Eric and Nathanial are my family. Don't worry about money; I'll take care of you. Don't let anyone trust my Uncle Jack.

See you around, goldilocks,

Charles Bass