Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown. If I did Chase Young would appear way more often(:
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2. Papa Young
To most people, having an immortal Heylin warrior would be kind of freaky. Sure it's pretty cool on occasion, but sometimes it is absolutely dreadful. That's why Chase Young is number two on my list of reasons why my life flipping stinks. First of all, he's like the super young, supermodel version of those creepy old cat ladies on TV. Granted his cats are fierce warriors he has defeated. But, it still is pretty weird since I accidently blurt it out whenever anyone asks if he is single. No one is dating my father on my watch! Wouldn't want my life to get worse than it already is! Another unfortunate circumstance is that being mortal and such, in a half a decade me and Chase will look the same age. And thanks to the fact that I look like a mirror image of my mother (I look nothing like Chase, well except for the fact that I'm also super sexy), it won't be surprising if people ask if we are dating. Since we are on looks anyway, I must note that I sadly inherited his gorgeous gold eyes. Now people think we are those silly vampires from that dumb show Dawn or Nighttime or whatever it is called. You never really understand how terrible it is to be compared to a sparkling nutcase. Next, my father is the most protective dude ever. Let me just say that I learned my lesson for running away from the jungle cats when he was away that one time. Now I have to be babysat by none other than the old hag Wuya. What a monster my father is (Chase, if you're reading this, well played old man). Did I not mention I am a teenage martial arts prodigy? Well, I guess Wuya is pretty darn scary for an intruder to deal with. Especially since she feels the need to flirt with my father by wearing ridiculously skimpy bathing suits while lounging in the pool. I must admit that using magic to change her bikini into a banana costume is hilarious though. It even gets my hard-up father in a fit of giggles. Yes, even warlords release a giggle every millennia or so! Next in my rant is Chase's objection to me looking anything like a regular teenager. He even bewitched my closet so only training robes and armor appeared. Scissors and some sewing can make some magic on their own, though I have nowhere to wear my designs (Chase objected to installing a runway). But, even so, I still do not look as cute as the Xiaolin monk, Kimiko (It is not fair! She has a working closet!). And for the finale for this rant? The gigantic decision of whether I want to be Heylin or Xiaolin. I really don't feel like an evil warlady, plus there are more cute guys on the Xiaolin side! Being Heylin also means I have to drink the Loa Mang Long soup. I guess I am normal in the aspect that my father reprimands me for objecting to drink my soup. Luckily, he never brings up starving kids in Africa, though dragons are more like it in this situation. But who would want to be forever stuck in puberty? And in every story I have ever read, the good side wins. So I have decided. I am Linnea Young, and I do whatever I want, even if it means leaving my father's side for the Xiaolin. Why you ask? Because I am a winner no matter how atrocious my life is! I definitely think my father is making up how bad the monks are… Jack seems kind of angry at my decision. He wants me to say that I should join the Heylin side as they have Chase Young. *sighs* isn't that why I am leaving?
Sorry for the sudden and random ending! Plus, it seems Linnea is opening up a ton, but I guess she has to let out her stress somehow! By the way, these reasons are in random order (I did not even think about putting them in worst to best or anything) *face palms self*. Seriously made a lot of connections to real life, and if you question how she knows all this, remember her only friend is Jack Spicer. They probably bond by surfing the internet as I don't think any internet companies would send a representative to an evil lair on a volcano.