Welcome back! Missed me yet? Well, there's more to this story than that little prologue. Ready for another chapter? Well, good, because I have lots in store for you, in the story chamber.
Beep. Beep. Fionna's alarm kept sounding on, and off, and on again. Fionna lifted one eyelid up, not even enough to guess what's happening in her environment. She rose the eyelid a little bit. Only to find out the clock said 7:30.
"Oh crap! I'm gonna be late for school!"
Fionna removed her pyjamas and scooted to her dresser, where she randomly threw out her clothes until she remembered.
"Ooh, that's right. I wear a uniform."
Fionna scurried to her closet wear she also threw out her clothes until she found her uniform, tight in its plastic zip lock bag. She wore a navy blue skirt with plaid white and green stripes, and a navy blue blazer with a pocket on her upper right cleavage and she wore a red tie with a white shirt showing underneath it.
Fionna rushed downstairs to grab some toast, only to find out that the toaster was backed up. "Ugh! Not again." She just grabbed a handful of corn flakes, and stuffed it in her mouth. "Bye Cake!" Said Fionna as she rushed towards the school bus.
"Wait! Wait! I'm almost here!"
But it was too late for poor Fionna Mertens. The bus had already left the area and headed towards the school. "Crap, how am I ever going to get to school on time?" Fionna tried to search for things she could use.
She hurried over towards the garage, nothing there. She then stumbled upon bicycle that looked like it had already been used years before, but had been left out in the rain to rust.
Fionna tried to ride on the bicycle as quickly as she could. She had just 2 minutes to get to school, until the unexpected, yet expected out of a rusty heap of trash, had happened.
"No, no, no, no! I'm going to be late for school! This bugger of an ole' bike!"
Fionna kicked the bicycle as hard as she could and rushed off the last few miles she had.
Ring! Ring! School had already started, and Fionna had already had just a mile left. Fionna let out a sigh, "Of course, I knew I'd be late. Now what's left?"
"Need a lift?"
"Huh? Wo just said that?"
"Over here, you ass."
Fionna turned to see one of those crude, humourless boys from the boys academy. The young male had spikey brown hair and peach coloured skin. His pool turquoise mesmerised Fionna.
"What are you, a statue? Get in the car before I leave you in the mud with twigs in your hair and acorns for teeth."
Fionna stepped into the silver Camry, and inhaled the fresh scent of Cherry Breeze car freshener while comfortably sitting in the passengers seat. She turned to the back of the car to see black seats, not even a speck of dust on them.
An awkward moment of silence shrouded the two until finally, they've reach the the Ooo Secondary Academy for Girls. Fionna stepped out of the car with one final, "See ya!" The boy waved back at her, and drove off, only to leave mud on Fionna's black Mary Janes.
She stepped up academy, only to find out that the doors were locked. "Ugh! Could this day get any worse?" Well, it did. The clock had stricken 8:00, and Fionna kept pulling the door back and forth at the entrance.
The school secretary open the door, only to be shocked at the mess of Fionna.
"Miss Mertens, you are 30 minutes late for school! And my heavens, look at the mess all over your uniform! Thi-this is just unbelievable!" "Wait Miss Trambourne, I missed the bus a-and-" "I'll let you off the hook for now, Miss Mertens, because its the first day of school. I'll let you off with a little warning, smart thinkers always go to bed on time and wake up early in the morning."
Fionna stepped inside the school, took her schedule, and headed towards her first class: Math.
"No, no, no, Miss Mertens. Please go to the gym and get yourself washed up. Once your done you can get a new pair of clothes by the nurses office." Said Miss Trambourne.
Fionna rushed over to the girls locker room, and quickly I took her clothes off and unhooked her bra and panties and quietly went into the shower. The water sprinkled all over her as she used conditioner to get out all the mud and grim in her hair. She felt much more relaxed by the time she was finished, because the water felt like it soothed away all her pains and troubles.
Fionna put on her towel and headed towards the nurses office. She quietly did so, for if she was ever found, shed be highly embarrassed. Well, quietly wasn't enough as the bell had just rung and students had already poured out of the classrooms.
"Ahahaha! Look guys it's Fionna! Hahaha!" Said a familiar voice. "Ashley!" Murmured Fionna.
Cameras from phones snapped photos of Fionna with a hungry sea of laughter just about to engulf her. She quickly ran to the nurses office, where she found Miss Anafur clacking words on her computer. Miss Anafur gasped as she turned around to Fionna.
"What do you need, Miss Mertens?"
"A new pair of clothes. Just clothes."
"Alright, just go into that drawer and you'll find a hoard of uniforms in there. Say, what happened to your uniform, Miss Mertens?"
"Long story."
Fionna waltzed up to the drawer, and took out a new pair of clothes. She walked into the bathroom and rushed to put on her uniform.
"Hello Miss. May I inquire if you've seen Fionna? Miss Petrikov is requesting the return of Fionna." Asked Halley.
"Yes dear, she is just in the bathroom changing."
"OK Miss, Cheerio!"
Fionna rushed out of the bathroom, with a new set of clothes to wear.
"Goodness! What happened to you Fionna?"
"Long story short."
The two then headed to Miss Petrikov's classroom, also known as English.
The hallways were shrouded with filled a sea of males all trying to get to one classroom. "Excuse me! Sorry! What it you twit!" All the words being used by the greedy Prince Gumball.
"Great ball that you've thrown." Said one male. "Awesome party last night, dude!" said a foreign exchange student. "It wast a ball, you ignorant fool."
"Man, a ball sounds mad boring."
"Why can't you speak properly instead of talking in that crude language you Americans call 'slang'."
"Stupid priss." Murmured the foreign exchange student.
"What's next... Aha! Science."
The prince waltzed into the laboratory, only to find out that they're dissecting frogs. Again.
"Must this happen every year?"
Bubba put on the cleaning gloves provided for him and waited for the rest of the students to enter the classroom. Marshall Lee was the last to come in, having to take a seat next to Gumball.
The two glared at each other, and then resumed to their papers. This was only the beginning of a friendly rivalry.
"Finally, we're free!"
"Thank goodness we're out of the classroom."
The girls were happily talking amongst each other.
"Hey, Fionna. Missed me yet?"
"Bugger off Ashley."
"No, I believe the fun had just begun."
"You've taken a nick at Fionna's social life!"
"Halley-"
"Why can't you and your little posse bugger off?"
"Looks like your friend here is in a nark."
"Do you really want a knuckle sandwich, Ashley?"
"Why not settle this in the lunchroom? So everyone can see what a nitwit you are."
"Fine. Halley, c'mon! We have better things to do that listen to the stuff Ashley says."
The two walked to the cafeteria to get some grub. Fionna waited impatiently in line so she can give Ashley a kick in the face. Halley took her time and just waited. "I'll bet you that Ashley is going to cause a food fight. Don't do it, unless you want to get caught." "I wouldn't give two cents if I got caught."
The two girls sat at their usual table with their friends. "All right?" asked Fionna. "Very well." Said Princess Bubblegum. "Very well, too." said Marceline. These group of girls had always been together since primary school. They plan to always stay together in their tight little pack. "Ashley's going after Fion-" Halley had covered her mouth before she could even finish her sentence.
Marceline had just spit out her Powerade. "Ashley's doing what?!" "Marceline, shh. You are going to let everyone hear you."
"Halley over here believe's Ashley is going after me. Typical telly movies."
"She's probably gonna start a food fight!"
"No she's no-"
"Hello Fionna. Remember our little feud?"
"Ashley, I am going to knock those teeth out of you!"
Ashley had already gotten to another table and took the cola out of someone's hands, and threw it in Halley's direction, but she moved out of the way just in time, only for the soda to hit Bonnie instead.
"You are gonna regret for what you have done!"
"Leave me to handle this guys."
Bonnie had taken a frozen yogurt out of someone's hand and stuffed it inside Ashley's shirt. "I-is that all you've got?"
"No, I'm just getting started."
Bonnie had taken a pizza from someone's plate and smashed it in Ashley's face. "Ugh, look at all the grim you have put on me! I look utterly beastly!" Easley had darken a clump of salad and threw it in Bonnie's direction, but she had moved quick enough for the salad to be thrown in someone's face. "Food fight!" Pizza, salads, milk cartons, yogurt, every type of grub possibly in that cafeteria was being thrown.
"Now, didn't I tell you she was going to start a food fight?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can say I told you so already."
"I may seem like I have the urge to do that, but I'm not that mean, you know."
It was until then when the principle had walked in that trouble was in the making. She gazed around and say Bonnie and Ashley brawling with food all over them. "Fionna, Ashley, Bonnibel, Halley, and Marceline. In my office, now."
The five girls walked slowly into Miss Haller's office, where they would probably brush up on detention soon enough. Girls, let me tell you this: you are in your last year at Ooo Secondary Academy for Girls and I find you mercilessly fighting in the cafeteria."
"But Madam, it was all Ashley's fault! She was the one who's been bullying us for the past 4 years, it's not our fault!" pleaded Halley.
"Miss Omire, I don't care whom started what I found all of you fighting in the cafeteria, and that deserves a reasonable punishment. You are supposed to be setting an example for the younger students!" "But Madam please-"
"No buts! You are all getting detention. And as for you, Ashley, you will get a weeks worth of detention. Do you girls understand?"
"Yes Madam." They all murmured.
"You may leave."
The girls waltzed back out of the classroom. "It's all Ashley's fault, and now we have detention."
"Say that for yourself! This is the first time I've ever gotten detention! I'm not going to afford to be a bad seed! Blimey, this is all my fault."
"Its not your fault, Bonnie. It's all of our faults. It could've been worse, you know."
"Yeah, true."
"We'll, we'd best be heading to class."
"Bye guys!"
"Bye!"
"Bloody hell! What is that stench?"
"It was the stench of frog dissection."
"Ack! I hope I'm not in science class!"
"Well, too bad! Science is not an elective!"
Bubba had just about finished his paper when he handed it to Miss Cinnamon Bun and waltzed out of the classroom. "This is all your fault, Marshall Lee!" "It's my fault you got detention." teased Marshall Lee. "You've now made me look like an idiotic delinquent!"
"Hey, don't forget I got detention, too."
"Well, that's just great for you."
"All right guys?"
They both glared at Finn, whom appeared to be just as confused as Marshall Lee.
"Very well then. Might I inquire what time it is?"
"10:31"
"Okay then. Cheerio!"
The bell has just rung again. That meant lunch time for the males academy. Boys had rushed out of the hallways and into the cafeteria, where a long line of men had been waiting to get their food.
"Damn, this is a long line." groaned Marshall Lee.
"Speed it up people! We're waiting to get some grub back here!" hollered Finn.
Marshall Lee and Bubba seemed more embarrassed after that. After the long 5 minutes that seemed like an hour, they've finally received their lunch and grabbed a seat at a near by table.
"Hey Marshall, why don't you come sit with us?" hollered Finn.
Once more, Marshall Lee and Bubba became even more embarrassed. Marshall Lee let out a sigh, and finally said, "No."
He retreated to a popular table, where he was kindly greeted by friendly familiars. "I believe I am going to sit somewhere else too." sighed Bubba. "Man I guess nobody wants to sit with me. Wonder what their problem is."
The bell had finally rung at 11:15 exactly. The hallways, as usual, is filled with people going from class to class. "Bubba and Marshall Lee, may I see you two boys in my office?" The two walked into the principles office, greeted with an unpleasant look. "Do you know what you two have done?" "Pardon me, but this was all Marshalls fault-" "I don't care who's fault is who's! All I know is you two have disrupted class and created a mockery out of the frogs!" "But sir-"
"But nothing! You two will both be having detention. Now, get out of my office!" The two walked out of the office and went back to their classrooms.
"Finally! Math class is over!"
"Yes it is, Marcy." replied Halley.
"Now what's next."
Marceline scrolled her finger across the schedule. "Ugh! Physical education!" "But the best part is, we all have physical education." "Yes, that's true." "But we have to stay in after school because of detention. Ugh!"
Marceline, Bonnie, Halley, and Fionna all met in the middle of the hallway after class. "Let's just get this over with." They walked into the locker room where they had taken off their uniforms and went into their gym clothes.
"Hello, girls, you may all know me, I am Coach Chocolate. I know some of the girls are still getting dressed but let's just get this over with. First up, roll call. Marceline Abadeer. Amelia Aniston. Meghan Ashmire. Lillian Bernstein-" Coach Chocolate kept running through the names with a bunch of 'here's' swarming around.. "Fionna Mertens... Fionna Mertens... not he-"
"I'm here!" Fionna rushed into the gymnasium. "Well then, where were you when the rest of the girls had left?"
"I was just changing, that's all."
"Quite a long time to be changing, eh?"
Coach Chocolate began reading through the list of names until everyone was called. "Okay girls, your first activity on your first day of school: Everyone to the track, now!" Everyone poured onto the fields and started groaning and moaning. They knew what was about to happen.
"You can save your groaning and moaning for later, because what's about to happen will really help you with your bones and muscles, so you won't have to be like those prissy boys at the other academy." Laughter filled the air. "You won't be laughing after I say this: 5 miles! Starting now!"
Everyone rushed to the track, like it was some type of race. Huffing on her first lap, Fionna was greeted unpleasently by a familiar voice. "Already breathing hard, you little baby?" Ashley teased. She had then kicked some mud onto Fionna. "Oh it's on." Fionna rushed towards Ashley and kicked her foot. Ashley had tripped and fell into a pool of mud.
She shook it off and continued to run across the track. She pushed Fionna to the side and resumed to run. "Fionna stop. Your going to get in trouble." "Well, then it'll be worth it." She pushed Ashley one final to the ground before making her final lap. They were finally finished with their last lap. "We've finished!" Fionna and Ashley have tagged close ahead.
"What happened to you girls?" asked Coach Chocolate. "Lots and lots running." Said Fionna. "Well then, good for you." said Coach Chocolate. The bell had rung again, school was finally over, just not for the girls, they had detention.
Bubba once again started to huff after running that long 5 miles. "I cannot believe I have to stay after school because of you." "Because of me? Speak for yourself." They walked into the classroom, where it they met an unfriendly person. "You idiotic delinquents need to learn a thing or two about self control. I'm gonna be watching you like a hawk, so all of you need to stay quiet or else."
Marshall Lee and Bubba had taken their seats in the middle of the classroom. Bubba looked around, and saw many delinquents in the room, and started to panic. "Psst, Marshall, what if this goes on my permanent record?" "Well, I don't know, maybe you should try not blaming me next time." "No talking! Whoever that was." Marshall Lee and Bubba remained quiet for the rest of the session.
"Ugh, now we have to go to detention because of Ashley."
"I know, right?"
The girls continued to chatter for the rest of the remaining minutes they had. "Everybody take your seats! For the remaining one hour, you are to read a book or sit silently. There is absolutely no talking and I do not want to hear a peep. You understand me?"
"Yes, Madam." said the rest of the girls. Fionna, Halley, Marceline, and Bonnie had taken their seats in the middle of the classroom. "What do we do now?"whispered Bonnie. "I guess we just sit here and wait." whispered Marceline. "No talking!" Fionna could see Ashley making rude gestures. Fionna was then mysteriously passed a note. "Meet me in the ally at 5 tomorrow. Your reputation is in grave danger." Fionna knew something bad was about to happen.