Me: Hello my adoring audience –blow's kiss- I'm back, and with a new chappie XD

Ed, Winry, Envy, Al and Roy: -sarcastic- yaaay.

Me: oh shut up and do what I paid you to do! –Hands out scripts- act!

Ed: hey, wait, I wasn't paid!

Me: -nervous- uhhhhh, yes you were –laughs nervously! - Oh, for the reader who asked how old are Ed and Roy? That's easy! Ed is 16 and Roy is 17, thank you for you're help with the movie, I'm happy people want my sanity to stay in tact –hugs for good reviewers!- yea, I already tried youtube and could only find spoof's so, I'm getting my brother to find it in limewire, thank you anyway!

Al: oh dear, THAT REMINDS ME!!!!! –Hit's me over the head- disclaimer! Don't forget the disclaimer!

Me: ouch –sarcastically- thanks for the heads up! DICLAIMER; I (unfortunately) don't own fma, but I do own this story plot so nah-nah –pull face at lawyers-

Winry: Ok, let's roll!

Me: p.s, PenArtist10000, when you said; "It's really interesting and kinda stupid in parts, but pretty good." Did you mean my story or the movie?

Ed: but wait! We were paid!?!? Why wasn't I told about this, HEY!!!!!

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The bell that signaled the start of school chimed and since Ed was in the library next to the schoolhe could here it loud and clear.

Ed sighed as he closed his book and got up off the bean chair he had gotten so comfortable on. He really wanted to skip school but if the librarian caught him here in school hours she would bring him down to the school herself, been there, done that, got the detention. Not. Fun!

He returned the book to its original place and departed from the library.

That older boy he had seen earlier that morning, Roy, was on his mind, would he ever see him again? That was the trouble with the school he went to, you could ware your own clothes, he didn't know weather Roy was a student, teacher, librarian or just a passerby.

Ed sighed, maybe if he stopped thinking about it, it would come to him. Something familiar caught his eye as he was about to cross the road. Al was walking with Winry chatting away.

Ed smiled as he saw a familiar blush crept onto his younger sibling's cheeks. Winry was teasing him again.

He felt sorry for Al, he was pretty good looking for a kid (Just turned 15) but being flirtatious was a gift that he tragically did not have. He was always such a sheep in front of Winry, and everyone knew, he had, had a crush on her since, for ever!

Ed quickly snuck up closed to them, a sly grin fixed on his features, and boy oh boy was Al going to be teased when they got home! Ed sniggered.

Al handed Winry something, a sheet of paper with a sad look on his face.

Winry took the page and glanced at Al quizzically. Ed couldn't hear what they were saying but he could read lips, so, he put his great skill to use.

Winry asked "What's this Al-kun?"

Al glanced to the ground "The results to my last English report!" Ed gasped, pity filling the pit of his stomach!

Al was dyslexic, He always got letters and numbers mixed up, which made him fail almost all of his English tests and reports. 'Oh god, please say he at least got a pass!' Ed prayed not tearing his eye's from the seen in front of him.

Winry glanced at the result and gasped "Alphonse-kun! I'm so sorry!" Winry whispered hugging Al.

Ed sighed 'a fail!' he glanced at the hugging duo and sighed. He decided to stop watching them and go in the side entrance in stead of the front where Al and Winry were.

He walked along and sighed, 'poor Al, he's probably too ashamed to show me' another knot of guilt formed in the pit of his stomach.

So once again, as he was lost in thought he bumped into some one. "Gah, gomen! I should have looked at where I was- wha, ROY!?!?" looking up he saw the familiar boy looking down at him with an amused look on his face.

"Hi," Roy smiled as Ed backed up. "I do believe we keep bumping into each other, is this fate?" He smirked as Ed blushed with embarrassment. "Gomen..." Ed muttered looking away.

"You go to this school?" Roy asked, trying to change the subject. "Duh! I wouldn't be here otherwise" Ed said. Roy chuckled "good point! Well, I'm new here, obviously, so I guess you're my first friend"

Ed blinked then grinned "I'm honored, Sir Roy Mustang!"

The duo laughed for a while but as the corridor's started to fill up they stopped, but whenever they glanced at each other they cracked up laughing (A/N: ZOMG! IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!!!-cough, cough- sorry, continue).

Ed then perked up "Can I see your schedule?" Roy glanced at the younger boy. He rummaged through is bag and brought out his homework journal. "Here, what do you want it for?" he gave it to Ed who flipped to the front pages where his schedule was.

Ed scanned his eyes down the schedule and sighed a sad look on his face. "What?" Roy asked, leaning over Ed's shoulder to see what was wrong. "We only have one class together, and that's honor's German (1)" Ed frowned and handed the journal back to Roy.

"Ooooooh, you do honor's German do you now smartie-pant's" Roy smiled as he watched the petit boy swell with pride. "Yup, I'm doing all honors this year" he grinned and Roy chuckled.

"All honors, sheesh, you must have gotten really good junior cert (2) results,"

"Yup, full marks as a matter of fact!" Ed said.

Looking down at his watch Ed gaped. "Uuuuuhhhhh, I gotta go to my class, see ya then!" Ed turned and ran to his locker. As he closed his locker he saw a pair of eye's boring into his own making him jump in surprise.

Blinking he hissed "Winry-chan, what the hell! Trying to kill me are ya?!" Glaring back at him Winry snorted. "Al had to walk to school all by himself this morning! Where the hell were you!?" Winry hissed, opining her own locker and grabbing her book's, putting them into her bag and slamming the locker door closed.

An anger vein popped on the side of Ed's head "calm down Winry, He's dyslexic not dysfunction sheesh, you're acting like he's a little kid, he's only a year younger then you!" he turned and began to walk, Winry catching up with him. "Hey! You saying I'm overprotective?!" she spat.

"Did I say that?" He asked scowling at Winry.

"No but-"

"There, no!"

"-But you implied it!"

Ed turned and glared, letting out an exasperated sigh. "Jesus Christ! You're just like Al! I didn't fuckin' imply anything!!!!!!" he turned and marched off. Winry growled 'jerk!' and walked off the other way.

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The first two classes passed by in a flash, mainly because Ed slept right through them both.

His third class was German. He would see Roy there too. He sighed as he took his seat in the German class. The teacher Introduced Roy to the class and he sat down near the back with a lazy gaze in his eyes. Edward's smirk caught Roy's attention and he smirked back.

The class was extremely boring, until half way through class when a small folded paper note plopped in front of Ed's vision. Glancing around he opened it out and after making sure no one was looking he glanced down at the note and almost burst out laughing.

The note was from Roy (obviously) and had a chibi drawn on it, a chibi of there teacher drawn in the weirdest way possible, she had a granny dress and a moustache and huge spectacles. There was a speech bubble over her saying; I'm a freak, love meeeee!

Their teacher noticed a quiet snigger coming from the elder Elric and asked "Is there something you would like to share with the class Elric-san?"

Ed looked up and blinked "Ehhhh, no ma'am!?"

"Good," she said "then shut up and listen!"

As soon as the teacher turned away Ed scribbled back; WTF man!? Cool drawing though, looks just like her, lol!

He quietly folded the page and passed it back to Roy.

The rest of the class was spent passing notes back and fourth. Finally the lunch bell chimed and everyone ran out the door trying to get out before the door jam.

Ed and Roy were, unfortunately, caught up in the door jam and they tried to struggle there way out. Ed was shoved hard and slammed against a huge boy who stumbled and glared at Ed, thinking he had done it on purpose!!

"Oi!!! Watch where you're going puff-boy (3)!!!" the rest of the class laughed and Ed growled.

Roy laughed as the duo walked out of the classroom.

"'Puff boy'!? Where'd you get that nickname?" Roy asked, calming his laughs.

"Yea, yea, laugh all ya wanna, there are plenty more of them!" Ed muttered looking away.

"Plenty more of what?" Roy asked, by now he had stopped laughing but was still smirking.

"Nicknames that came from nowhere and stuck like glue!" Ed sighed scratching hid head stressfully!

"Example of which is...?" Roy said, leaning closer.

"Well," Ed started "There's Puff-Boy, as you already know, Shortie, Blondie, Bean-boy,"

Roy laughed "Anymore?"

Edward shuddered "Yes,"

"What is it?"

"It's horrid!" "The unspeakable!" Roy laughed at this "Say it now, or forever hold you're peace!" He cried, waving his arm's in the air.

"It's-!" a voice interrupted him mid-sentence screeching.

"CHIBI-SUKE!!!!!!!"

Ed sighed, "That!"

A pair of arms threw themselves around Ed's neck almost making him fall over as that persons weight was being pushed on top of his.

Ed cried out in surprise and Roy sweatdroped at the boy on top of Ed glomping him... at least; he thought it was a guy, hard to tell without hearing his... hers... its voice!!!

The thing (what Roy was sure was a hermaphrodite!) was wearing a purple belly top, a pair of black peddle-pusher trousers and a pair of black sandals (A/N: note that it is winter at the time!) his long, palm-tree like hair was forest green and extremely untamed, long and loose!

He had a pouty look on his face as Ed tore him away. "Envy! What the hell are you trying to do, put my back out!?" he hissed and the boy (now known as Envy) whimpered. "Your so cruel Eddo-chan, Winry-kun's reeeeealy pissed off and I think it's you're fault!"

Roy (who had miraculously disappeared in the duration of the conversation) tried to make himself noticed by coughing into his fist to get Ed's attention.

Instead he got Envy's.

Envy turned around and glanced Roy up and down, then, turning to Edward he asked "Hey, Chibi-suke, who's the beef-cake?"

"ENVY!!!!!!!" Ed hissed and wholloped him over the head, a slight blush on his cheeks.

Roy blinked once, twice, three times... What the crap!? He didn't just call him a... beef-cake??! He didn't even know him, he could see why people started calling him puff-boy, his friend was obviously gay!

"Sorry Roy, Envy is gay!" Ed muttered, glaring nuclear missiles at Envy, who was clutching his head and whimpering.

Roy laughed "I gathered that much."

Envy smiled and walked to Roy, again. This time he held out his hand and said "Hi, I'm Envy, never seen you around before, you a newbie?" Roy blinked then smiled and shock envy's hand. "Roy, yea, I'm new here, I'm Ed's friend."

Envy cocked an eyebrow "Really now, well, I'm Ed's gay lover!"

Another smack over the head made Envy yelp. "Envyyyyyy! Stop spouting lies!" Ed snarled and started chasing him around the hall until a teacher caught them and told them off. The duo trooped back to Roy as he tried to stiffer laughter.

"Anyway," Envy said turning to both of them "Lunch. Now, I'm starving!"

"Ok, I can introduce you to the group then." Edward said glancing up at Roy, god, he was so much taller then Ed!

Roy raised an eyebrow "There are more of you?" Ed and Envy both laughed "Yes and there just as bad as Envy-kun." Ed said and walked with Envy, Roy trailing behind

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They had just gotten their lunch from the cafeteria when Roy asked "Where'll we eat?"

Envy turned his head and smirked "Where we usually eat." Roy blinked and followed after them.

"So, Roy, where did you come from before coming here, your accent is sorta strange, no offence or anything, just I've never heard it before around here?" Envy asked turning so he was walking backwards (Ed was watching out for him).

Roy smiled "I'm from Ireland and the same thing with you Americans and you're accents" Ed turned around "Really, Ireland? Awesome!" Ed laughed "I was there before, it's really cold!" Roy laughed.

"I think I know that!" he said smiling and Ed laughed sheepishly.

"Well, here we are." Envy said, pointing at something across the field. A tree... a huge tree! It was wide, thick and short, perfect for sitting-in-and not getting stuck in.

The threesome walked towards the tree. Just when they were underneath it Ed said "Jeeze, it looks like no one's here yet."

Just as he was saying that a wrench fell from the tree and straight on top of Ed's head. It bounced of Ed's head and fell with a clatter to the grassy ground.

Ed let out a squeal and clutched his head. Envy sighed as Roy gaped "maybe there are some here" he muttered as someone jumped down from the tree.

"Wha- WINRY that could have given me brain damage, what the hell were you thinking?!?!?!" Ed spat at the female who had just come down the tree.

Roy backed a few paces away from the girl. She had bleach blonde hair tied up in a high ponytail that went down to her waist. She had static blue eyes and creamy white skin. She was wearing a black tank top, a pair of extremely baggy purple jeans and purple converse.

"Opsie, I'm, sowie Edo-chan, I was tossing lill wrenchie here and it accidentally slipped my grasp when you just so happened to be under the tree, I'm so sowie" she blinked innocently putting on a kiddie voice. Envy snorted trying to hold back laughter and Ed twitched.

Ed sighed "Bitch."

She giggled "love you too!"

"SORRY WE'RE LATE NEE-SAN!!!!" everyone turned around to see two younger boys running up to them. Roy noted one of them resembled Ed except for the fact his hair was darker, probably a younger sibling.

"Heya Al, Wrath, s'ok we just got here too" Ed said, running up to the younger boys and greeting them. He caught sight of Roy glancing around and gasped.

"Oh yea, how rude of me, sorry Roy!" He walked up to Roy and turned around to face the entire group and said "Roy, this is Winry," he pointed to the blonde female who waved and smiled.

"This is Wrath," he then pointed to the younger boy beside Winry. He had long black hair that went past his waist and covered half of his face. He wore a red shirt, a pair of black jeans and black vans.

"Hey" Wrath said and smiled slightly.

"Finally," Ed said gesturing to the boy who looked a lot like him "This is Alphonse, my little brother" the boy had long coffee brow hair, also tied up in a high ponytail. He had chocolate brown eyes and slightly tanned skin. He wore a black shirt with the linkin park signature on it. He also wore blue jeans and black boots, like Edwards.

"h-hi" he muttered shyly smiling at him.

"Everyone, this is Roy!" Envy butted in grinning broadly.

"Hi!" he smiled. Ed pulled himself up into the tree as did Envy, getting the highest branches then there was Al, Winry and Wrath on the second highest. So Roy took the next branch.

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The group had finished there lunch and began to split up to go to classes.

Winry and Envy were in the same class so they when off as soon as they finished. Wrath and Al soon followed afterward.

There was dead silence between to duo

"Soooooo..." Ed muttered then he had an idea "Roy, give me your journal again."

So he did. Ed glanced at the schedule then said "well, we've got different classes in the same place; I'll show you where to go!" he closed his journal and handed it back to him who stuck it back in his bag.

The two of them walked in silence. They do that a lot. Roy, then, decided to break that silence "So, your friends are really, really weird, you know that?" Ed laughed.

"Yea, I sorta have to live with them!"

Roy chuckled. "But," he glanced down at the petite boy. His side fringes covering over his face.

"Huh?"

But, I wouldn't have them any other way!" he glanced up at Roy who's heart skipped a beat

"...And you're just as weird as them, well, maybe not Envy, by the way, is he really your lover?"

Ed twitched "Mustaaaaaaang,"

"Oops" 'I said something wrong there, didn't I?'

"YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!"

'Ok, I defiantly said something wrong there!'

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Me: phew, finished, finally poor Edo-kun.

Ed: yea-yea, I'm not forgetting that you didn't pay me!

Winry: coolie, I rock, you really didn't introduces us properly, you got lazy again, didn't you –glares at me-

Me: heeheeheeshutupheeheehee!!!!

Roy: lazy ass!

Me: hey, it's a disease, I can't help it!!!!

Al: anyway you have some things to explain A.S.C-Sama!

Me: wha- oh yea!

(1): the school is split up into two systems, Honor and pass. It depends on how well you score in the end of year test, if you get a B up, you're in Honors, if you get a C downwards you're in pass. In the honor's class you do things a lot harder then pass and get it done quicker, in pass you go slower and learn as much as you can.

(2): the junior certificate is a test taken in your third year of secondary (see my profile for details) it's a test that helps figure out weather you're in pass or honors. It also helps to figure out what collage you're going to be able to go to.

(3): puff is a way of calling someone gay.

Phew, I can't give you the sneak preview of the next chappie-

Ed: awww, why? We worked so hard on that sneak preview, please; if you put one for each chappie then you don't have to pay-

Me: YOU GOTTA DEAL!!!!!

SNEEK PREVIEW OF THE NEXT CHAPPIE

Ed walked as Roy tried to catch up.

"Wait, who was that?" Roy, gesturing to Ed's phone. "Oh, that was tucker-san, a friend of mine, he asked me to pick up his daughter from school, he's stuck in work so he can't pick her up, so he asked me to do it!" Ed said and continued to walk.

"Can I come?"

Ed turned "Eh?" Roy sighed "I'll come with you." Ed blinked "Oh, Ok."

The duo walked side by side. Roy was quite enjoying himself, he got to walk home with him. Roy's friends always used to say to him that he wasn't 100 gay, but he wasn't 100 straight either.

And besides, he was soooooo cute, how could he not like him.

They walked to the primary school and stopped at the gate leading into the primary school.

"So," Roy said, glancing down at the smaller boy "what's the little girl's name?"

"Nina-chan, she's 5 and soooooo cute!" Ed laughed. They then heard the bell on the primary school chime and the little ones began to swarm out in groups of four and five.

It was just then that Roy noticed that it was an all girl's primary school (judging by the lack of any boys around and in uniform)

Ed grabbed Roy's writs and pulled him past the 6th class girl and made his was passed the senior area and went to the junior area.

The junior infants were just coming out. "Here, she comes out from school here; we'll wait for her here." Edward said, letting go of Roy's writs.

"Ok" he mumbled, wondering what to think of the situation. He didn't even know this girl, yet he was helping out with her. He guessed it was just the fact that Ed was there that he went.

'Oh well, the kid can't be that bad' he thought.

And oh how wrong he was!

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Me: urgh, there, I added another day of waiting on, happy?

Ed: yup!

Winry: man that was short.

Me: yea, I know, but hello, I don't want to spoil it for the rea-

Roy, Al, Ed, Envy and Winry: you got lazy again, didn't you?

Me:-laughs nervously-

Everyone: I knew it!

Me: ha-ha, anyway, I worked reeeally hard on this chapter, so, if it's not much to ask for, could I please get more reviews?! I wanna know exactly what you think of the story, who'll be the side pairings, ect. Should I make my chapters long (and take a while to post them up), or short (and post them up quicker!), your choice.

Winry: -mumbles- review junkie!

Me: shut up Winry, anyway, bye my adoring fans –blow's kiss-