I'm Back! Aren't you so happy? My dad finally fixed to computer and I rushed to get this out on the first. Did I do good? Do I get a cookie?

Anyways, I've actually been depressed lately (Jade, if you're reading this, sorry I didn't tell you.) I'm not gonna tell you why because you probably don't care, but I just hope it doesn't effect my writing. Well, I hope you like the story!

RiDDicK0011- glad you like it! And, I don't want to abandon any of my stories, so don't worry about it!

roboguy45- How could I not? It's HISOKA!

DarkCielo20- Glad you like it! But don't you think they would make amazing brothers? Hisoka has red hair (like an Uzumaki) and Naruto would have soooo many more pranks if he was able to use his chakra like that!

Rukicookies (Guest)- I'm planning on NaruKillu. I have two other stories with NaruHiso and KilluGon in the future (seme and uke not decided yet)

Dars D. Devillions- Sorry it's taking so long...

Lara (Guest) - so happy you like it! And that you think I write well (I'm not too sure of that myself, so thanks for the confidence boost!) and you're grammar was close to perfect! So don't worry about it!

HeartlessNobody13- So glad you like it! And thanks for reading my other stories!

AnimeFreak71777, CookieMafiaBoss, seirei (Guest), 917brat, vergilhellsing - Well, here it is!

Wow... So many review! Thank you all!

Sorry it took so long... Just blame it on my stupid computer for breaking. And on homework.

Giant thanks to kieran aitken for writing the fight scene for me! You all should check out his stories!

Chap. 2

Getting to the exam site was just so easy it wasn't even worth fully mentioning. Turn here, go there and voila, there you were at a small business building. Then you just wait in a crowded room three stories up for hours, maybe even days. The only semi interesting thing was a guy with juice coming over to poison Naruto. Naruto drank it, wanting to see the guy's face when nothing happened. Then something actually happened. A guy entered the room, claiming to be the first examiner.

Really, there wasn't anything eye-catching about him. His hair was a light brown and messy looking, he had a normal white t-shirt and dark green shorts. He was well muscled, but that was normal for some types of hunters.

"Alright everyone, you just have to follow me to the next stage, got that?" He said in a bored tone. Then he turned and jumped out the window. Some people hesitated before jumping out while others just went right to it. Only two people stayed behind. Naruto followed behind the examiner at a slow pace - 7 mpr - with a sleepy look on his face. Then he yawned. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. They ran for only seven hours before reaching the second exam site. Now, this is where things got interesting.

"You're really weak, arent you? Just two knives? And they aren't even sharp. How sad." Hisoka said to the second stage examiner. The man with long, spiky blue hair and a open green vest glared back at him, there is also bandages on both his wrists as well as sporting some bright red pants. He, too, was very muscled, more than the last person. This is the point Naruto fell out of his trance like sleep.

The examiner - Togari - growled and attacked Hisoka. Naruto started narrating the fight in his mind.

'Oh? What's this? Togari is dashing straight towards Hisoka with one of those knives slipped into his belt and the other in his palm. 'If he's trying to hide it he's doing a bad job of it.'

Naruto's eyes drifted across to Hisoka 'Ha it looks like Hisoka is about to fall asleep, how can an examiner be this pathetic, he's not even... wait...' at that moment, Togari lowered himself to the ground as he was dashing to Hisoka while gradually drifting to his right.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at what Togari was going to do next before continuing his narration. 'Okay Togari is shifting his weight to his right foot meaning that with the knife in his left hand he will attempt a stab or-' at that moment Togari reached Hisoka and planted his right foot forward, thrusting his left hand towards Hisoka's throat. 'Dumb move, bud. You're open.'

Hisoka stepped forward as the knife sailed by his throat, his dead eyes locked with Togari's and he smiled. 'Wonder what Hisoka is gonna do now. Maybe a kick to the chest or a punch... hope he'll just slit his throat and get it over with.'

Time slowed briefly for Naruto as he saw the events playing out 'Definitely kicking him in the chest. Wait, nii-san is raising his leg too far for a chest kick, is he going for his face? He is!' Hisoka's foot connected with Togari's face. 'Blue hair is thrown back from the force of the kick and smacks into the wall at the other side of the room! The crowd looks on with anticipation and interest. Now Hisoka is sauntering his way over to blue hair with his amazingly damned creepy smile. Now he's pulled out his joker card and licked the edge of it as his smile grows! He's so awesome!' As Hisoka grew closer Naruto couldn't help but groan at how long he was taking ('Damn it, I wanna fight!') and he began to tap his foot in anticipation.

Togari groaned as he felt his face and he knew his nose was broken, 'So Blue isn't going down yet and, judging by the fact he jumped up, now he's light headed. Easy win.' Naruto just sighed as he held his head in his hand. Parting his fingers Naruto smiled 'Blue is going serious? Both blades? And now Hisoka... still has one card. Prepare to be beaten, Blue.'

Togari spat out a blob of blood 'Charging at Hisoka again? Geez does this guy not learn, Hisoka is still walking towards Togari who is spinning his knives... what's that going to do? Hisoka has stopped with the creepy smile, good,' Naruto's eyes then drift downwards towards Hisoka's hand 'he's flipping the card in between his fingers and he's eyeing up Togari's feet?'

'Hisoka's moving! To the... right!' In that moment Hisoka became a faint blur, even if just for a second. 'He's grinning like a mad man!' it was true Hisoka was grinning happily as he moved to Togari's side 'He's throwing the card! Oh, nothing beats Hisoka's cards for sharpness and strength! Die Blue, DIE!' The card flew through the air aimed for it's target. 'The tendons, he's going for the tendons.'

Togari fell to the ground in a scream of pain and glared at Hisoka with barely restrained rage. "You should get stronger and challenge me again. Ripen and come after me." Hisoka then turned away, going over to sit down against the wall while avoiding all contact with everyone else.

Some of the contestants went to help the beaten up examiner while others just stood back, not caring. it went on like this for quite a while, actually. Until some blimp came down from the clouds. A bean-headed guy came out, taking away Togari and telling Hisoka that he wasn't allowed to continue. The hunter wannabes stood farther away from Hisoka as he was told this, though there wasn't any reason to. Hisoka just took it in stride and walked off into the woods. In the mean time, Naruto ran up to the bean person and asked if he would be able to drop out, even though it wasn't allowed. The bean person, taking pity on a little boy who just seemed so innocent, let him. He was reworded with a giant smile as the boy ran off into the woods, following the red head. The bean person was about to stop him from going that way until Naruto - right before getting to the tree line - sprinted away. The guy sighed before turning back to the contestants and announcing what would happen now.

"Why'd you follow me?" Hisoka asked, his ever present smile still on his face. "There were so many people you could have picked. They were already ripe…" He trailed off, a lustful look on his face.

"And what would you do with out me here?" Naruto questioned.

"... True." They both knew he would kill just as many if not more than the amount Naruto would be able to get at when in that exam. Naruto wanted to have that chance.

"Besides, there's no reason for me to get a card if you don't have one! We have enough money! And where could I go? I'm still too young to travel on my own!"

"Of course. I had forgotten." They both knew Naruto's story wasn't true. It was long ago when they found about his separation anxiety.

Flashback

"Ototo, I'm going out for a bit. There's a mission from my group. Just keep practicing with your nen!" You could hear the little heart at the end of Hisoka's words.

"Okay! When you get back, I'll have this mastered! Count on it!" Hisoka sauntered out the door.

"I'll be back before tomorrow evening. Have fun!" Naruto got back to working on his nen.

A few hours later and he went to bed, feeling proud of his progress and ultimately deciding that he couldn't get anything else done with how tired he was.

And he dreamed. Something that hadn't happened in quite a while.

He dreamed a peaceful dream. Dreamed of some of the people in his old home. The ones who had protected him, the ones who were kind, the ones he made friends with. Dreamed of what they did together, how happy he was with them.

Dreamed of when they left him.

First it was one of the two ANBU to take care of him, Neko. He had always brought little things for Naruto to play with. One day he just stopped coming altogether, replaced with a person who didn't stop the mobs of civilians and shinobi from attacking.

He was the first to leave. But not the last.

The next was the other ANBU, Inu. He would play with Naruto from time to time. Then it was a shopkeeper that actually helped Naruto out whenever she could. After that was the little girl Naruto would go play with whenever she could get away from her overprotective parents. There were a few - a very few - others, but the most memorable one was from right before Naruto met his adopted brother. It was a nice woman, six months pregnant, that would always make or buy clothing for Naruto as well as make him food whenever she had some to spare. She had been widowed not a month after finding out she was pregnant when her husband, a ninja, was killed in the line of duty.

And now her and her unborn baby were dead. Killed for helping him.

And now the last person to care for him had left.

She abandoned him, just like everyone else.

"They'll all abandon you. Even your so called brother. He hates you, you know. To eat his food, use up all his hard earned money, sleep in his space, why wouldn't he? You're useless. They'll all leave. They always do. Just give up." Said a Naruto wearing red instead of orange. He had a cruel look in his eyes, like he wanted to hurt something. It wasn't far off from the normal Naruto's look, but his was more of a 'I want to destroy your mind' kind instead of 'I want to make you bleed to death'

"No…. not nii-san. The others were bad people, leaving me. But not nii-san. Nii-san's strong."

"And you're weak. What use does he have for you? You're useless trash."

"NO! NO! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! HISOKA-NII-SAN WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME! HE-" Naruto jolted awake, sitting up straight before being pushed down.

"Naru-chan? What's wrong?" Hisoka asked, looking unnaturally worried. Nails that had grew and sharpened were pointed at his jugular.

"You aren't allowed to leave." Naruto lifted his eyes to meet Hisoka's. "Ever." They burned with pain shadowed anger.

"And I won't. Why would I leave such a beautiful little fruit?" He asked, smiling. The pressure to his neck didn't lessen in the slightest.

"Nii-san, you can never leave me. I will hunt you down with all my power if you try."

"I promise. I will never leave your side. No reason to worry, ototo." The claws stayed there for a moment longer before shrinking as Naruto's hand fell back to his side.

"Good. Now, will you get me food? I'm hungry~" Naruto said, wining and back to his normal self.

"Of course. And you have to show me your progress!" He said. They fell back into their normal routine

End Flashback

"Well, what should we do now?" Hisoka though for a moment before making his decision.

"I actually schedule a match for me at Heavens Arena… I wonder if anyone has ripened yet? I'm tired of picking green fruit." Naruto smirked, knowing just how much that bugged his older brother.

"I'm sure someone has. It's been a while." Hisoka hummed in thought.

And then they were on their way to Heavens Arena.

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