Souless Academy Chapter 2:
Does the Plot Even Register in Here?

Ok, like I said, I picked up my pen and paper. Anyways, I think you get the gist of the amount of the insanity... Oh wait here comes someone now who's even more odd than Tyku! This guy has a book that floats on his head and "pets" (in the kinky way -cough cough-). "Hey 'Alexia', wait... Is that a... hehehAaHAHaHaA! The Godslayer has a Diary!" (Oh yeah, this asshole's name is WAS.) "Look, I told you my name is Rex, my SISTER is Alexia! Also it's a journal, not a diary." (This guy just pisses people off.) "See ya, Rex! Ya rat bastard, you!" And with that he left. I swear sometimes that people here are way off. "Well, time for... Uh... wait, we don't have classes." and I walked outside my room, down halls, past the "Dean's Quarters" (Which is really just a cave... Oh hell! Dammit he's actually here!) "Hello there, my gender-bending friend! Headed out? There are thousands of Gluttony outside the campus today." (This guy is Enoch, the head of the Academy.) "Yeah yeah I know, but I've been here so long I don't even care." And with that I shoved past the Scythe-wielding Dean and through the doors. "It's oppressive outside today.. Darkness Technique: Hellish Nightmare. (That just bumps my dark spells up a few levels.) Nightmare Technique: Void Sword." I sigh, holding a black sword made of void energy. "Might not kill a Souless, but it'll send 'em to the void." I walked on, trying to go to the /town/ to buy some food. It's really just a city that was next to destroyed buy a few people fighting those things: me, Total, Tyku, and a guy who we think died ((Author's Tidbit: We'll do a flashback next chapter, you'll know what happened in detail. Ok kids, be sure to feed those souls to Cthulhu!)) named Noah Skye. But that's besides the point, I'm at the store now, so I need to stop writing for a few.

Ok, they have zero food. Fucking hell. Ugh, I need to head back, it's almost lights out..