Chapter 2: The Adventure Begins
That night, on a
full moon, young kid Wolf O' Donnel was on the top of a grassy hill,
on all fours, howling at the moon. His playmate Fox Mcloud had asked
him why he did this. Wolf explained that he had a bone to pick with
the people of Corneria's moon. But who were the people of Corneria's
moon? The planetary government of Corneria had not colonized its
moon, so who could possibly be up there? An inquisitive young Fox
Mcloud begged for his friend Wolf to tell him the story.
"Hi
Wolf. I've been reading about laser guided missiles, they're awesome!
Say, I've been meaning to ask you something Wolf!" said Fox.
"Why do I howl at the moon?" said Wolf. "Because I
want "them" to know that someday, I will get revenge!"
"Get revenge for what? Get revenge on who?" asked Fox.
Wolf paused, and glanced over at Fox.
"Well, it's hard to
talk about!" replied Wolf in a solumn tone.
"Tell me,
tell me!" demanded Fox. After thinking it over for a few
minutes, Wolf finallly made the decision to inform Fox of why he
wanted "revenge" on the inhabitants of the moon. But he
wanted to tell him the story by relating it to something else Fox was
familiar with.
"Do you watch those paranormal UFO
documentary shows on the Infinite Undiscovery channel?" asked
Wolf.
"I used to but my mom put a parental block on it,
so I can't watch them anymore!" said Fox.
"Oh!"
sighed Wolf. "Well do you watch Power Punk Rebel Nation on
Channel 200?"
"YEAH!!! Even my mom watches that!"
said Fox.
"Did you see the episode about college kids
who do freelance mechanics, and build spaceships with GPL ufo
technology in their spare time?" asked Wolf.
"Yeah,
you mean the ones who form groups and fly through the stars blasting
at asteroids in order to rebel?" asked Fox.
"Yes,
those guys! Listen up, here's the story, about the people who live
inside the moon! Once upon a time I was walking through Corneria Park
unsupervised, and I was looking up at the moon for no apparent
reason. I stood there for a good two minutes, when to my surprise, I
felt a tap on my shoulder! I turned around and saw someone much older
than me, a teenage boy who was like 17 or so!" said Wolf.
"Go on, then, Wolf, go on then!" said Fox, who was eating
popcorn and sitting on a lawn chair.
"Ok, well, I asked
the teenager what his name was! He said he was Greneck Mist, lead
pilot of the Star Rebel Team!" said Wolf. "He then preceded
to tell me that he was one of those college kids who liked to fly
through space with his friends! He said that his best
friends
helped him build customized ships for the team, and he said that he
and his best friends have an exclusive hangout club where they have
their Star Rebel team meetings, INSIDE the moon!! I asked him if I
could join the team!" said Wolf.
"Let me guess, he
didn't let you join!" said Fox. "Did that make you angry?
Did it make you want to start your own team of
rebel space dudes
when you grow up?
"Yeah, he said I was a cool dude, but
that I was too little, and that he didn't want me to get hurt! He
said that his team fought for justce and righteousness, well, where
does that leave me? What's in it for me, the little wolf kid? Then I
met the rest of his team, they all started teasing me! Someday, I'll
get revenge on them!" said Wolf.
"How?" asked
Fox.
"You'll see. I'll start my OWN team of asteroid
blasters when I get older!"
"What will they stand
for?" asked Fox.
"GOLD AND GLORY!" replied
Wolf.
"Cool. You know you could have tossed in justice
and righteousness in your list of things to fight for!" said
Fox.
"I'm all about the cash!" said Wolf.
"Uh huh. I thought you were talking about gold. I like money
too. So, are you up for a quick game of frizbee or do you need to get
your anger out by howling at the moon more?" asked Fox.
"I need to go get inside the moon and give those wusses a piece
of my mind!" said Wolf.
"They're not wusses! They
sound cool!" said Fox.
"Whatever, I'm gonna go howl
at the moon some more!" said Wolf. Meanwhile, Fox was chasing
his tail, and frolicing through the
forest, when suddenly he
looked up at the sky in shock. He saw five ships, engaged in a
dogfight. He raced to tell Wolf, but when he got there, Wolf was in a
panic.
"CORNERIA'S UNDER ATTACK!!!" said Wolf.
"Look!" he shouted, and pointed towards the buildings of
Corneria
City off in the distance. One by one they were crumbling
down. Evil forces had invaded Lylat. Shortly thereafterwards, Wolf
and Fox were beamed up into a mothership. It was a good guy
mothership. It was the mothership of the Star Rebels. Greneck Mist
could be seen running the controls.
"We need to protect
Corneria boys!! Let's hop in our arwings. Two of us will have to stay
behind and take care of these awesomely cute little kids! I know one
of them! Their parents could be in grave danger!" said Greneck.
"HEY! No way man! I wanna fight with you guys! I want my own
arwing!" said Wolf.
"Uhh, Wolf, you're kind of
immature!" said Fox. He continued. "Even for your age!"
"You two kids stay here in the mothership! Two of us
will stay behind and warp the mothership into invisible mode, so the
mothership is temporarily locked in-between the dimensional
boundaries of the universe, therebye preventing enemy fire from
hitting it! Or better yet, just retreat inside Corneria's moon if you
really have to!" said Greneck.
"Oh, aren't you a
smart one! NOT!" said Wolf.
"You're a fiesty one
aren't you?" replied Greneck.
"Yeah, it's in my
blood! And BTW, your punk hairstyle makes you look like a PUNK! And
what kind of a name is Greneck? What was your mother eating when she
named you?" said Wolf.
"I happen to like my
hairstyle! I'm proud of it! I think it makes me look cool!" said
Greneck tossing back his hair.
"That was so wrong!"
commented Wolf.
"I like your hairstyle too, Greneck!"
said Cynthia Coroway, a cat girl.
Cynthia Coroway began running
her hands through Greneck's hair, when suddenly she realized she was
running her hands through
an over-abundance of styling gel.
"YOU PUT TOO MUCH STYLING GEL IN IT!" said Cynthia.
"That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!" responded
Greneck Mist.
Two of the other members of Star Rebel, Alexia Mist
and Lenny Lynx came over to Fox and Wolf, who were sitting in a
corner, crying.
"Hey, you two! Thank goodness for
Greneck Mist! If he hadn't noticed you two, we wouldn't have been
able to save your life!" said Alexia, Greneck's sister.
"Yeah, I guess he's alright!" said Wolf. "Why wouldn't
he let me JOIN you guys?" he asked.
"You're too
young!" interjected Lenny Lynx, Miyu Lynx's brother. Cynthia
Coraway, a cat girl, interrupted both of them.
"You two
kids are soo cute! I WANT to be the one to stay and take care of the
kids!" protested Cynthia. Greneck rolled his eyes.
"LOOK
you guys, this is an EXTREMELY serious dire situation! No arguing!
Let me decide!" said Greneck, who began reciting "Eeni
Meeni Minee Mo!" He decided that Alexia and Lenny should stay
behind and take care of the kids.
"Oh man, I wanted to
play house with Cynthia, not the fox girl!" groaned Lenny.
TO BE CONTINUED
