Emo-Chan: I'm so sick right now FUCK NOW I CON'T GO TO KYKY'S PARTY
Itachi: well why don't you take some medicine
Emo-Chan: I did and I still feel like shit
Itachi: wow how many friends do you have
Emo-Chan: 7 why
Itachi: you would have more if you were nicer
Emo-Chan: FUCK OFF
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Chapter 2
More in common
It turns out I have 5 outta 6 classes with Hidan. The one I don't have is EXPO and P.E.
Guess I have to go at it alone.
I walk up to the ball field for P.E. until I hear a voice.
"Hey girly-boy". I sigh already knowing it was Shikamaru, so I turn around and look at him with an expression less look on my face.
"I got a beef to pick with you" he yelled as he ran toward me with a kunai. (I think that's what that is)
Of course, I dodge it and he stumbles on to the ground. He stands up again and keeps coming at me, and all I do is dodge him.
"This is stupid, I'm leaving" I said as I dispatched into a flock of Ravens (crows, black birds like I know) and fly off to my designation.
On the ball field"Ok class today we are gonna play ball so the team captains are.." Said the teacher but he paused as he looked at the clipboard.
"Ino and Ten-Ten" he finishes and the two girls stand up in front. Of course, they choose the girls first, and guess what there are only ten boys outta 36 students in the class.
I sigh and wait until I'm picked, but I'm an easily- tempered boy.
"This is f**kin ridiculous" I sigh out, but to my surprise I get a response.
"I know right" I hear this from the left of me. I look and see a kid with redish brown hair.
"Hi, I'm Sasori" he said as he reached out a hand. I shake it and give him a response.
"I'm Itachi, nice to f**kin meet you" I said. I then realized what I said.
"Dammit I'm turning into Hidan" I curse out and I hear a chuckle coming from him.
"Ahh so I see you have met Hidan already" he said with a small smile on his face,
"How do you know Hidan" I asked him in surprised.
"How could you not know Hidan, he is one of the rudest people at this school" replied this Sasori character with a chuckle. He kept staring at this one girl. She had blonde hair, with the brightest blue eyes you could ever see (Let me guess you all think its Ino). A smirk grew on Itachi's face.
"You tiger, go ahead talk to her" I edged as I elbowed Sasori in the arm.
"But, she'll never talk to me" he said depressed.
"Not unless I do this.." I said as I and Sasori stood up.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" I yelled grabbing the front of Sasori's shirt. Sasori looked scared as hell.
"FUCK YOU, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL" I yelled as I pushed Sasori down the bleachers. The blonde girl saw the whole thing. She ran up to Sasori with concern in her bright blue eyes.
"Are you ok" she asked as she kneeled down to see if he was ok.
"Uh not really, I think I pulled something in my arm" replied Sasori holding onto his forearm. The P.E. turns around and sees a group around Sasori.
"Break it up, break it up, ok what happened?" Asked Orochimaru (yeah he's the P.E teacher)
"Itachi pushed Sasori down the bleachers" said the blonde girl as she glared up to me.
"Ok Deidara you take him to the nurse" said Orochimaru with a hand on his forehead.(Yeah Deidara's a girl in this story laughs) Turns out she happily obliged and helped him to the nurse. Sasori turned to look at me. I mouthed out six words, which were, 'You-f**kin-owe-me-big-time'. He just smiled and turned back to Deidara.
"Oh shit now how am I going to explain this to my parents" I sigh out, until I feel a hand on my shoulder. I turn around and see a girl golden hair and fanning herself with a fan in the other hand.
"Do sweat it just say he provoked you" the girl said. Later she tells me her name is Temari and she gave me her phone number. Ok first off, WHAT THE F**K, Secondly, why in the name of god is this happening to me.
I crumple up the number and drop it on the ground as I head toward Lunch.
Emo-Chan: Ok see ya fuckers I'm gonna watch the new episode of True Blood, so peace.