So I figured out what's going to happen to our beloved Italians and I got plenty of time to write it cause I'm sick at home. ((I hate my life!))

anyway the axis (mainly japan) conquered the former British colony of singapore. they found a potion left by britain. germany doesn't want to know anything about it and japan is busy when Italy is uncosiously drawn back. the potion turns out to be a portal to another dimension and without the other axis knowing Italy and his 2p switched places.

When italy woke up the First thing he noticed that Germany wasn't next to him. So he got up to look around but when he did a terrible headache kicked in and he felt dizzy. He looked down trying to get back to his senses when he noticed he was fully clothed. And even more surprising (if that's possible) he wasn't wearing his own clothes.

He looked around. He wasn't anywhere near Germany's bed where he'd fallen asleep last evening. He was surrounded by tall trees. There was a rainforest behind the fortress. Was he there? It still seemed to be night. It was dark and quiet. Italy had always been scared to be alone, of the dark and the woods. Under these circumstances he was petrified.

He got up and walked around a little. Looking for an indication of where he was. Hoping for germany or Japan to come get him. But no such luck.

'germany~… japa~n… anyone?' he whined softly

That's when he saw bright flashes. heard gunfire and people screaming their lungs out.

Wherever he was right now, there was a battle going on.

Did Britain try to regain his colony? But how? Japan occupied all the surrounding land and oceans. Where Japan and Germany alright? They were both on guard duty so they were probably far away from here. Besides thy where nations they couldn't die.

Still Italy knew how painful it was to take a bullet to the head let alone getting it back out.

he didn't have a flag so he ran back to the place where he'd woken up.

'BANZAI' he heard while running. Was Japan back there? For a second he stopped and turned around. He was there. That had to be Japan. Was he going to be okay? S-should I go back?

Everything was spinning his head hurt he was frightened and he was lost. he hid behind some rocks closed his eyes and did what he always did when everything seemed lost…

'maru kaite chikyuu, maru kaite chikyuu, maru kaite chikyuu, boku hetalia…'

back to the 1p universe

Germany and Japan had decided to chain Britain to the wall so he couldn't escape anymore. A bit inhumane and a bit of a waste since Germany had intended to use those for other purposes (if you know what I mean).

That's when a little hyperactive Italian stormed into the prison block.

"Germany the fortress is on fire!"

"what! Where!" strange this is the first time he said my name only once.

"you where right about the sparkles Germany I walked in there with a torch cause I was still curious and then SWOOSH!"

"alright calm down and go get some more help. We'll head over there right now. Na klar?" ((understand?))

"SIR yes SIR" he saluted the German and ran off. For the first time ever he did respond correctly. Weird.

japan and Germany left in the other direction.

after the fire was extinguished.

the fire was finally out. But strangely some of the colored fumes where still floating around. If there was a gas explosion shouldn't they have burned up? Germany thought. And how come the pot was knocked over just like the stand and some books but everything else was still in place? Altogether it seemed more like someone trying to cover his tracks by lighting this place on fire than a gas explosion. Maybe Britain had something to hide in here after all. But he'd been cuffed to a wall in his cell all day. I'd seen it myself! did some of his men escape?

"is it over?" Italy just came around the corner. seemed was less timid than usual somehow.

"yes the fire is out. But are you sure it was an explosion? The blast would probably have been bigger if it had."

"no" great now we don't know anything about what happened here the german thought.

"uhm also..."

"yes italy"

"...Britain escaped"

"WHAAAAAAAT!"

moments after Japan, Germany, and all the other soldiers had left to help extinguish the fire.

Italy walked back into the cellblock. He was calm and expressionless. He walked up to the locker in which the keys where kept. He put his ear against the cold steal and started twisting the buttons.

"what t'e bloody 'ell are ye doing?" Britain asked

"shut up ya stupid a$$hole! Trying to open this damn thing!"

the brit was baffled at this answer. "I beg your pardon?"

'click' the vault went open and Italy took out some keys before strolling back to Britain. "apology accepted" he said with a grin tossing the keys into his lap.

"that was no apology" he took of the cuffs himself and looked at the man in front of him. Britain knew it was easy to break out of prison when Italy was on guard duty but he seemed to know exactly what he was doing this time.

"why?" he asked suspiciously

"reasons." Italy said before turning around.

Britain noticed the knife in the Italian's hand and realized what was going on.

"hold on just a second" Britain said walking after Italy.

"my spell worked after all! and you're not Italy are you? You started that fire to destroy the portal to your world the real Italy must be traped there right now!"

"pfft! At least you're smarter than your other self. and less stupid looking as well! You're right about everything. But I can't have you spoiling my fun by telling the axis.

"So you'll keep your mouth shut and run or…" he twirled the knife between his t humb and index finger

"I'll kill you right now." He turned back at the dumbfounded brit.

"Your choice…"

my sister threw Easter eggs at me while I was writing! those thing are hard!