At the request of many, many people I will keep this going. It won't be as long as some of my other stuffs but it'll definitely be a multi-chap. All will reside around a relationship status of one character or another. Enjoy!

Richard Castle

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Richard changed his relationship status with Kate Beckett to: In an open relationship.

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Kate Beckett What's that supposed to mean? I thought last night was fun. ;)

Lanie Parish Ooh hoo hoo! This is awesome! :D

Javier Esposito Looks like your new fav past time is playing with your RS on FB, huh Castle?

Richard Castle You know me, Esposito. I do everything for a reaction.

Kate Beckett IDK, Castle. Seems like a fifth grader's crush.

Richard Castle AW! :'( I thought I did a pretty good job at hiding that.

Javier Esposito Castle, it's as obvious as a loud tie, RYAN!

Lanie Esposito He's not even on, babe.

Javier Esposito That's good. Now we can discuss the matter of those ties.

Jenny Duffy O'Malley HEY! I bought him those ties!

Lanie Parish But Jenny is...

Javier Esposito Ooh... Loud is coming back though, Jenny. Just look Lady Gaga.

Lanie Parish Nice save...

Jenny Duffy O'Malley You're comparing my fashion sense to Lady Gaga?

Javier Esposito That's not what I meant. Can we change the subject?

Richard Castle Did anyone besides me and Kate watch the Superbowl?

Kate Beckett Was that what we were watching? I thought it was just a bunch of sweaty guys in tights wrestling. That explains Christina Auguirela... :P

Richard Castle HAVEN'T WE GONE THROUGH THIS? THEY'RE NOT TIGHTS!

Lanie Parish IDK, Castle. They look pretty tight on Javier. Mrowr.

Kevin Ryan You still have them from HS?

Javier Esposito Lanie! That was a secret!

Lanie Parish Sorry babe.

Kevin Ryan Now that we've got that cleared up... what's this about my ties?

Richard Castle Ryan, you're a little late. Your fiancee took care of it already.

Kevin Ryan I'll have to thank her.

Kate Beckett So, now that we're on the subject of relationships again...

Richard Castle See what you started, Ryan?

Kate Beckett Could you please tell me what now qualifies our 'relationship' as open?

Richard Castle Could you please tell me why you always put apostrophes around relationship?

Kate Beckett I do that because I'm not sure how much longer our 'relationship' will last.

Richard Castle What did I do?

Lanie Parish Yes, Beckett. Details, PLEASE.

Kate Beckett Hey, what about those Packers?

Lanie Parish Hey, how about not? Come on. We're all dying to know.

Richard Castle We just finished a pancake breakfast with my family. It was awesome!

Javier Esposito Pancakes! What did I tell you about pancakes, bro! Always the icing on the cake...

Lanie Parish You haven't made me pancakes yet, Javier.

Richard Castle Well, what on Earth are you waiting for? It really earned me some brownie points with Kate.

Alexis Castle Dad, you lost those brownie points when you made her eat your smorelette.

Lanie Parish Smorelette? What the hell is a smorelette?

Richard Castle Oh, come on. Isn't it obvious? It's a s'more in an omlette.

Kevin Ryan Who would want to eat that?

Kate Beckett That's exactly what I've been wondering.

Martha Rodgers Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. Try being forced to eat a chocolate mousse chimichanga. Richard has the weirdest tasted you could imagine.

Richard Castle It is not weird. It is refined.

Kate Beckett Uh huh. Castle I don't think someone with refined taste buds would describe coffee as monkey pee in battery acid. I'm not sure I wanna know how you know that.

Richard Castle That's not fair! You gotta cut me some slack. People change over time.

Kate Beckett Yes, people do. But not you.

Richard Castle You're calling me an alien again! You know I'm afraid of aliens!

Kate Beckett Ha ha. It is such an irrational fear, Castle.

Richard Castle Oh, and the fear of clowns isn't?

Lanie Parish Well, I'll be damned. The great Kate is afraid of clowns?

Kate Beckett Castle, if you're gonna talk about it you might at least give the whole story. Circus clown, birthday clowns. Those are fine. It's rodeo clowns. The way they run around chasing bulls! They're gonna end up dead one day, and I don't want to be influenced by them.

Richard Castle So running around catching serial killers all day is safer?

Kate Beckett Safer is not a word, Castle.

Richard Castle Is too.

Kate Beckett I was called out in second grade so many times for that, I think I should know.

Richard Castle Then your second grade teacher is wrong. It's possible you know. My fourth grade teacher told us that angel was spelled a-n-g-l-e.

Kate Beckett You guys better sign off. His grammar speech may go on for a while.

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Richard Castle Hello?

Yes? No? Maybe so? I like this one a lot. The angle/angel thing is actually true with my THIRD grade teacher. But the safer thing is from second grade. He he. I hope this wasn't too cheesy... Reviews? I'm not feeling so good today, they'll make it all worth it!