Aquaris grumbled as she sat down. Xeon had to stop an attack by Makuta and had left her to write the next set of rules. She was strongly considering sabotaging the blue Toa of Magnetism, except she knew that he was particularly good at revenge.
There is something fundamentally wrong with skulls and crossbones with hearts, despite what you see on fashion sites.
Pink and purple are great colors. However, some people get mad when you paint their houses without permission.
Very few of the people we know will take a joke and not seek revenge. Beware this fact when discussing Valentine's Day.
Renegade should not EVER wear the giant heart costume. Especially with 'accessories' like heart-shaped photon pistols.
RAK, don't TOUCH the SOUP!
It is not okay to shoot people with heart arrows or give them poison chocolates or evil bouquets and say its 'romantic'.
Gigabyte, it is not funny to hack games like 'Halo' to have little floating hearts or heart-shaped bullets.
And don't EVER enter anyone else's email account.
Snowball fights are no longer allowed.
There is still snow on the ground. Please resist the urge to paint it pink.
Please refrain from giving Valentine's cards to the enemy. This includes Akarix, Teridax, Cydrix, and any minions.
Don't edit the Wikipedia page.
Seriously, Cupid is not 'the winged sniper freak'.
Do not use the Cupid pun under ANY circumstances.
Star Wars Boba Fett has a jet pack. This does not mean you can compare him to Cupid.
The same goes for Transformers' Starscream.
Don't edit the Wikipedia page or I'll laser you to death.
There are some things that should be obvious. Why Renegade has heart-shaped bouncy-balls is not one of them.
No snack food is to be decorated by Renegade. Period.
Gali, Nuika, stop with the decorating.
Update to the Morbuzahk bouquet rule: No Karzahni vines either.
Putting heart sparkles in drinks is no longer funny.
It is not 'romantic' to beat people with heart-shaped boards.
It is not funny to blow stuff up. I thought we covered this.
Do not cackle manically while decorating.
It is not okay to have Cupid in a noose.
Dating is okay. Setting up an evil organization is not.
We do not pour hot Jell-o on people.
When asked to do a list for Xeon, you can say you're done at 30.
Never stand in my way after I've just finished working.