''I win. HA!'' Bellowed Sonic, as he moved his king over his opponent's last chess piece.

''Awww, c'mon! That's SO not fair! You win EVERYTIME!'' Ike sulked and crossed his arms.

''Don't be a sore loser. Nobody likes a sore loser.'' Snake, who had been watching the past 7 matches, pitched in.

''I'm not a sore loser! That freaky, blue road kill is just a cheater.'' Ike protested.

''Hey, for your information, I am NOT road kill.'' Sonic replied, starting to get feisty.

''Now, now girls. Let's not have any arguments.'' Snake wagged his finger and tutted at the quarrelling brawlers.

Ike growled ''I'm not a girl. I have a di-''

''DON'T WANNA KNOW.'' Snake yelled just before Ike could finish his sentence.

Ike stood up and grabbed the edge of the table before flipping it over and causing multiple chess pieces to fly all over the room.

''WHADDAYA DO THAT FOR?!'' Sonic threw both of his arms in the air and rolled his eyes.

''Because chess is a stupid game and I hate it. Can't we play Scrabble instead?'' Ike asked.

''NO. You practically scream until you wee your pants whenever somebody else get's a word.'' Sonic stated.

''DO NOT!''

''DO TOO!''

''DO NOT!''

''DO TOO!''

''DO FREAKING NOT!''

''DO FLAMING TOO!''

''SHUT THE HELL UP!'' Ganondorf boomed as he clenched his fists in frustration. He'd just been putting his washing into the dryer when he heard all of the fuss.

Ike, Sonic and Snake's faces dropped.

''Okay.'' Sonic squeaked.

Ganondorf rolled his eyes and scowled at the brawlers. ''Urgh, nevermind that. Does anybody know where Zelda is? I heard that Link and Toon Link are asking her to be their dates to the dance and SHE'S MINE.''

''Roy's asking her too.'' Snake announced.

''WHAT?! IS THERE ANYBODY WHO ISN'T ASKING HER?!''

''I'm not.'' Sonic shrugged.

''I wouldn't expect you to. As if she'd take a blue hedgehog to the dance!'' Ganondorf presented an evil laugh.

''Yeah well something tells me that she wouldn't take a green skinned, ginger troll either.'' Sonic sassed back.

''OOOOOOOOOH!'' Ike and Snake encouraged the argument.

''TROLL? I AM NOT A TROLL! I AM A GERUDO!'' Ganondorf bellowed with a rather aggressive tone.

''Yeah, well you're not exactly good looking.'' Sonic said apathetically.

''WHY YOU LITTLE-'' Ganondorf surged toward Sonic with his right fist clenched, ready to punch Sonic full on in the face.

''Ganon? Whatever are you doing?! Leave the poor hedgehog alone, you bully!'' The beautiful princess Zelda emerged from the doorway and approached the fight. Ganon stopped in his tracks and pulled an embarrassed grin whilst putting his hands behind his back.

''N-Nothing, Zelda!'' Ganondorf lied.

''It didn't look like nothing…'' Zelda raised her eyebrows.

''Well, it wasn't what it looked like… I was going to urmm… Hug him!''

''YEAH RIGHT!'' Sonic blurted. ''He was going to hit me!''

''Only because you called me ugly!'' Ganondorf answered back, dropping all effort to lie.

''Stop arguing, the both of you! I've had it up to here with brawlers always causing quarrels! Why can't we all just get along?!'' Zelda's eyes were starting to fill with tears of frustration. She has always been a peaceful person and hates it when people cause problems with others. The two arguing brawlers silenced and fiddled with their fingers in embarrassment.

''I'm sorry, Zelda. I don't know what got into me.'' Sonic sighed.

''Me too.'' Ganondorf confessed.

Zelda smiled slightly and fought back her tears. ''Don't apologise to me. Apologise to eachother!''

Sonic and Ganondorf looked horrified.

''What? Do I have to?'' Sonic groaned.

''Yes. You do. If you don't then I'll cry.'' Zelda threatened.

''Urgh, fiiiiiiine. Sorry Ganondork- I mean Ganondorf.'' Sonic grinned.

''OI!'' Ganondorf glared at Sonic.

''Your turn!''

''Soz, Sonic.'' Ganondorf muttered.

Zelda giggled and smiled at the two brawlers. ''Thank you! Now please get along nicely!''

''ZELDA, GUESS WHAT?'' Ike suddenly sprung to life.

''What is it, Ike?'' Zelda looked startled.

''GANON IS GOING TO ASK YOU TO THE DANCE.''

Zelda blushed hard and Ganondorf's mouth dropped open. They were both speechless.

''I urmm- I have to go.'' Zelda blurted. ''I have to urmm- Tell Samus something.''

Ike looked confused.

''Wait! Ask Samus to the dance for me!'' Snake bellowed to Zelda as she sprinted out of the room, pulling her dress up slightly so she didn't trip over its lengthy fabric.

Ganondorf turned to face Ike but it was too late. He had already jumped out of the first floor window and into the front yard to avoid getting murdered by Ganondorf.