Twas the night before Christmas and standing before Team RWBY and our lord and savior Harambe was the sight of a burning village in what was once a winter wonderland. The North Pole had been attack by an unknown force and it was up to our heroes to save Christmas."Oh god, who would do such a thing?" Ruby cried.

"I don't know little one," the Gorilla hushed, "but we're going to find out and make them pay."

The five heroes rushed through the chaos with elf corpses littered across the snow, they eventually made it inside Santa's workshop to find more dead elves and a beaten and restrained Santa. The man was bruised, cut, and crying at the hands of four malicious individuals. Cinder, Adam, Mercury, and Emerald had been caught red handed.

Harambe was bewildered at this sight, "Wha-what is the meaning of this? Cinder... Emerald, you ladies were completely reformed once you joined my harem. What happened?"

"It's really simple Harambe," Cinder soothed, "For the past several years, my friends and I have been placed on the permanent naughty list(not to be confused with the standard naughty list), so it seems no matter what we do, we are doomed to an eternity of Christmases with coal. So seeing as we're never going to see the reward of being good, we've decided to take all the presents for ourselves forever."

The Gorilla sighed, "I'm sorry you're all stuck on the permanent naughty list, I've tried countless times to convince Santa to remove your names, but-"

"That's right, you tried," Cinder snapped, "And you FAILED so as far as I'm concerned, you are hereby renounced as our lord and savoir."

"Say it ain't so," Ruby cried

The gorilla sighed, as he tried to negotiate, "Cinder please, the four of you can't beat me and I won't let you destroy Christmas."

"Oh I know we wouldn't stand a chance in a fight, which is why we found a new lord to follow. The one true lord."

"Oh no," The Gorilla gasped, "Please tell me you didn't-"

"Oh we did," Cinder hushed.

"What, what is she talking about?" Ruby asked.

Cinder grinned and turned to her minions, "Well, you guys ready to show her."

"Hell yeah," Mercury cheered, "Let our powers combine." The assassin then proceeded to rip his shirt off while flexing, "Ego."

Adam proceeded to punch the ground while holding a tightly clenched fist resting against his forehead, growling, "Angst."

Emerald then turned around to show off her butt with one knee raised and her head turned back facing the crowd as she chanted, "Shamelessness."

While Cinder leaned forward swaying her palm across her face as she whispered, "Kamidere."

With that, an energy emerged from the four of them forming a red illuminating ball that hovered in the air for a few seconds, then smashed into the ground leaving a crater behind. Cackling erupted from the crater as a red glow grew from the hole, "With your powers combined," a deep ominous voice called, "I... AM...-"

Suddenly, a tiny red creature oddly resembling an echidna shot out of the hole shouting in an African accent, "EBOLAAAAAAA!"

Team RWBY stood aghast at this creature while Adam, Cinder, Mercury, and Emerald chanted, "GOOOOO EBOLA!"

"What the fuck is that thing," Yang cried.

"Do u no de wae?" The creature asked.

"What-what way?"

"De wae of Ebola, Ebola is de wae."

"What the fuck are you even talking about?"

"De wae is de wae, only when u hav Ebola will u no de wae. For I am an Ugandan warrior, thus it is my job to show u de wae"

"Okay for real, it just sounds like you're talking nonsense for the sake of non-"

*SPITS*

Yang threw her head back in disgust, "Ug WHAT da fuck, mother fucker just spit in my eye!"

"U r not de queen, thus u will never no de wae."

"Okay for real, I'm killing that thing."

"No Yang," Harambe hindered, "I will handle this monster myself."

Cinder knelt down to the tiny creature and soothed, "Kill the gorilla my bruddah, for he denies the way."

The creature complied, "Worry not sistah, all those who deny de wae will die." The creature than shot up in the sky smashing through the roof yelling, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And as the creature left, a random faggot appeared, "Jesus, you realize the do you know the way meme was dead after a week of-ackkk"

The faggot was interrupted by Cinder throwing a glass javelin at him as she noted, "God damn, don't you just hate those random faggots."

The gorilla charged up his energy then flew up after him, Team RWBY along with Cinder and her goons exited the workshop to view the epic battle. Harambe tried to punch the tiny target, but the Ugandan warrior proved to be too quick for him as he dashed about the gorilla striking at him from all angles. Team Rwby was worried that their lord and savoir may not make it out alive.

Harambe began panting as he stated, "Looks like I'm gonna have to go all out-HRAAAAAAAAAAA!" The magnificent beast then changed into a gold and purple form, "You ready for my full power?"

"Ha- u tink this will be enough, I 2 have powers of a god- ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" The small echidna then grew blue spikey hair while surrounding himself in a blue aura.

"This is getting intense," Ruby quivered, "Do you think Harambe's going to be okay?"

"Honestly," Weiss muttered, "I can't help but think this makes Harambe look like the bad guy. I mean his transformation does resemble Golden Frieza and that thing seems to resemble Super Saiyan Blue Goku."

But before Weiss could finish her thought, another random faggot appeared, "Who fucking cares, Dragon Ball is the most overrated anime series of all time and this author sucks- kaw!" The faggot cried as Ruby shot him dead with Crescent Rose.

"Jeeze how many faggots are out here today?" Ruby moaned.

Adam then interjected, "You know you shouldn't use the word faggot in a hateful demeaning way, context wise you're not using the term in a hateful manner against homosexuals, but normalizing the word causes harmful connotations to society that hurt the LGBTQ+ community as a whole."

"Shut up faggot," Blake snarled.

"Yeah, stop being a faggot and go suck a dick or something," Yang added.

"Good one babe," Blake cheered while giving the blonde waifu a high five, "You're the best."

"No you're the best," Yang hushed as she starred into the cat girl's eyes.

What proceeded was the two waifus locked into a sloppy make out session that was cut short by Weiss, squirting at them with a spray bottle, "Hey, HEY knock it off. Save it for our next orgy with Harambe."

"Assuming we'll get to have another orgy with him," Ruby cried as she looked up at the ongoing battle. There we see Harambe and the echidna locked in a beam struggle.

The Ugandan Warrior bantered, "You have fought valiantly Harambe, but I hav ze wae of ze bruddahs, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Back in the magical world of Uganda we find multiple echidnas and hedgehogs hearing the cry of their bruddah, "Listen bruddahs, a fellow warrior needs our help."

"YES! We must give him our power, ohhhhhhhhh-"

"-OHHHHHHHH" they all cried as energy left their bodies.

Back at the fight, we see the echidna's power nearly doubled, pushing Harambe to his limits.

"Oh no," Yang trembled.

"YOU CAN DO IT HARAMBE," Ruby Shrieked, "DON'T GIVE UP!"

"Looks like I have no choice," Harambe growled, "I'll have to call in outside help too." Using his telekinetic powers, the magnificent gorilla relayed a message to all the males of Remnant. A message that spread to Haven, Atlas, Beacon, and Menagerie "Attention husbandos, I am currently locked in an epic battle and have only one request that can save my life. Get's your dicks out of your pants."

In Beacon, Cardin Winchester was the fist to comply, "You got it Harambe, come on boys" as all of Team CRDL complied.

Jaune and Ren turned to each other, "Well looks like Harambe needs our help, you ready?" Ren stated

"Always ready for Harambe," Jaune answered as the two followed suit, pulling their dicks out.

In Ozpin's office, he turned over to Qrow, "It appears our lord and savoir is in bit of a pickle."

"Indeed, now let's whip out our pickles," Qrow groaned as the two men dropped their pants.

In Atlas we find James Ironwood speaking before his army, "Men, our lord and savoir is in trouble. Thus I declare Operation Dicks out for Harambe."

"HOORAH," They cheered complying with the order.

Harambe felt the power of millions of exposed penises coursing through his veins and with that, he fired a beam so powerful, it instantly destroyed the little echidna. As he descended to the ground, Team RWBY dived onto him.

"You did it Harambe," Ruby cheered, "I was so worried."

"No need to worry little one," The Gorilla soothed, "I'll always be there for you."

"Hey Harambe," Yang interrupted, "What should we do about them." She gestured at Cinder and her crew all shaking in fear.

"Don't worry Yang, I have the perfect solution for them."

What followed was Cinder and her followers being forced to wear shock collars and elf attire while being enslaved to make toys for Santa forever. The jolly man in red praised, "Well Harambe, you've saved my life once again, but I'm afraid I can't make this year's delivery."

"Wha- but why," Ruby sniffed.

"I'm afraid, those four beat Santa pretty good, I just don't think I'll have the energy to do it. Hell, I'm already behind schedule as is."

"Well, we can make your delivery for you," Yang suggested.

"Will you, oh that would be great."

All of Team RWBY unanimously agreed and cheered, "Yeah let's do it, we're gonna save Christmas."

"Then it's decided," Harambe concurred, "You four deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, while Santa, Mrs. Claus, and myself have a little fun."

"Oh I don't know Harambe," Santa moaned, "I just don't think I'll have the strength."

"Nonsense you'll be fine Santa, we'll do it gently," The gorilla hushed.

"Well okay, what the heck."

"HOORAY," Team RWBY cheered.

And thus ends our tale, Team RWBY successfully delivered all the presents and Harambe had a threesome with Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

THE END

Lol this chapter was a lot longer than the first. In all honesty, the only reason this chapter exists is because of Captain Pollution. Considering How in the first chapter Team RWBY summoned Harambe like Captain Planet, I wanted to recapture that scene on the evil side and since Ugandan Knuckles memes are considered by some to be more annoying than Harambe memes. It had to be done, I'll probably never write another chapter to this. Wouldn't even know what to write tbh, but hey maybe I'll think of something the next time I smoke some weed.