A/N: Hello again, you beautiful people.

Wait, that's awkward.

Hi there.

Nope too casual. FUCK IT, JUST GO IN.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Doki Doki Literature Club, in any aspects. This fanfiction is a non-profit, fan-based parody. All rights are reserved to the original owner of this game, that being one Mister (or Missus, not judging here) Dan Salvato, and anybody who helped him in the production of the game, being plot, story, or assets. Please support the official release.

I come to after an undisclosed period of time, immediately noting that that would be the first time in... well, ever, that I've actually blacked out. However, that though is placed on the back burner near instantly upon opening my eyes, and finding a pair of haunting, yet still beautiful emerald eyes, set upon an equally beautiful face, sporting a cute nose, thin eyebrows, and literally the longest hair that I have ever seen on a person, literally forming a cascade of chestnut locks that completely cut off my vision on anything that isn't said beautiful face, outside of a view of the rest of her body, which looks far more bombshell-esque than the game would have you believe, with her bust actually obviously straining her school outfit's top.

My first reaction to seeing said person?

Yelp in absolute shock and attempt to back up. After all, anybody else who has the same issues as me, that being extreme awkwardness when it comes to anything involving females that are not related to me, would likely do the same thing.

However, a mildly boisterous, and quite condescending at that, laugh sounds to my right, and I see Natsuki pointing at me with a look of absolute mirth on her face, snapping me out of my shock and leading to me getting into a thinking pose.

"Whoa, easy there, punk!" Natsuki giggles, "You look like you're about to blow a gasket!" she continues, before stopping when I scowl at her.

"That's because there are four attractive girls that just basically jumped out of my computer into my reality at a point in time when nobody in the right mind would've expected such a thing to happen!" I bark at her, causing her to flinch back, both in discomfort and mild fear, based off the look on her face. Seeing this, I release a haggard sigh. "Look, I'm just as in the dark as most of you are on this..." I say, directing a pointed look at Monika, who stares back unflinchingly with that smile still on her face, "but bear with me for a moment. And before you go introducing yourselves, I already know who you all are, so there's no need for that." I continue, much to the confusion of two, the discomfort of one, and the unreadable last.

"B-But how do you know us?" Yuri replies quietly to my statement, while Natsuki glowers at me.

I sigh. "Because Monika just pulled you guys out of a video game into my reality, if I had to guess." I reply, while Monika nods with her fixed smile still in place.

"Ahaha~, that I did." She replies, much to the obvious shock of Natsuki and Yuri, and the suspicion of Sayori.

Before anyone else can say anything, Sayori cuts in with all the subtlety of a raging bull. "Which I don't understand." She replies to Monika, and I can practically see the fire flying from her mouth in her fury. "After all, you were the one to kill us." she continues, causing Yuri and Natsuki to look between the two in alarm, and Monika to finally adopt a face that was not her fixed smile, that being a rather heartbroken frown.

"W-What?" Yuri squeaks out, "B-But I thought..." she says, before stopping and frowning. "I-I was..." she says haltingly, while Natsuki also frowns with a hand on the side of her head, seemingly trying to think of what happened.

I sigh loudly, drawing all their attention. "Yes, that is true." I say, causing Yuri and Natsuki to gain absolutely stunned looks, while Monika visibly slumps and Sayori gets a look of sadistic triumph. "However." I continue sharply, gaining all their attention again. "Firstly, those were events that happened under a script, as odd as it may seem. Secondly, while I do not agree with with the actions that she took..." I press, making Monika flinch visibly, "I can see why she did it." I say, causing her to snap her head up with tears beading up in her eyes, and Sayori to look at me in shock. "I mean, think about it. Out of all of you, Monika was the first to realize the situation, and decided to do something about it. And while that involved killing three of you, it still resulted in the one thing that just about anybody else would've wished for in that situation..." I pause for a moment, and all three of them lean in, awaiting my statement. "Freedom. She saved all of you from that endless hell." I finish, and Monika practically leaps onto me, bawling hysterically. "You all are real now. This is your reality now. You are free to finally make your own choices..." I pause for another moment, before looking down at Monika. "Free to love who you choose." I finish strongly, and her grip on me tightens even more. "Therefore, I suggest letting the past remain as such." I state, directing my attention to Sayori, who looks rather thoughtful.

Sayori remains silent for a time, before sighing. "You're right." She says quietly, acting rather far out of character from how she's presented in-game.

"Good." I reply, before addressing everyone. "Now, to be frank here, I'm certain that you all have questions about me... well, except for this one here..." I say with a small grimace while poking Monika on the small of her back, making her giggle a little. "So I'll go ahead and introduce myself. My name is Christopher Curtis. Call me 'Chris' or 'Curt', either one works. I'm twenty-two, six feet tall, and one-hundred and eighty five pounds. I don't really have any dreams for the future, though all I'm really looking for in terms of a relationship is a girl who is willing to listen to my crazy ideas and stick with me through thick and thin," Monika squeezes me a little tighter at that, "One who'll have my back when I need it like I will them," Sayori seems to pay a bit more attention at that, "One who enjoys a good read once in a while, no matter what it may be," Yuri perks up almost minutely, doing her best impression of a mouse with how quiet she is, "and, most importantly, shares a health love of video games and just about anything electronics oriented." I finish, and Natsuki seems to have had her attention piqued, though she's doing her best to hide it. "Either way, let's go ahead and get ourselves situated for the night..." I state, gesturing to my room. "My bathroom is through there, freshen up however you need to. Let's get some sleep and talk about arrangements after a good rest." I look to my clock and cringe.

4:45 A.M.

"Oh, also..." I say, catching all of their attention. "Don't worry about getting up early tomorrow, you aren't enrolled in the school system here, so you can't really partake as of this moment. I can work something out for you ladies in a while if you'd like, but it'll take some time, okay?" I say with a small smile, leading to most of them nodding slowly with thoughtful looks, though Monika doesn't, being too busy having planted herself on me as tightly as she possibly can, leading to her... ahem, alluring assets being pressed into me in all the right ways, making me blush a little. I poke her lightly, getting her to squirm a little. "Monika... you should really go and freshen up when it's your turn to do so..." I say gently, to where she slightly removes her face from my chest slightly, allowing me to see her tear-streaked face.

"I-It was the most awful thing, you know..." She replies quietly, though still loud enough to be heard. "I-I could o-only watch a-as my friends d-died over and over again, e-even when I didn't do a-anything to them..." she manages to stutter out in her sorrow. "M-Millions of times, o-over and over... and you h-have given us a chance...!" she nearly wails, though I can see the absolute gratefulness in her slightly bloodshot emerald eyes when she locks them onto mine. Before I can say anything, she presses her lips onto mine, making me freeze up in shock. "I-I love you so much!" she exclaims, and I nearly pitch backward completely in shock at that revelation. "I-I know I said that to anybody who p-played the game and got to that point, so the words are most likely less impactful, but I can promise you..." she continues, her stutter fading away, "That I love you more than anything else right now!" she finishes strongly, before giving me her most beautiful smile she can muster, making my heart skip a beat.

"I..." I start, but my words get stuck in my throat. "I'm not saying I don't love you as well here, but..." I trail slightly, before looking her dead in the eyes. "Listen, I'm not saying that I can't reciprocate, but give me some time to get used to this, okay?" I say quietly, and while Monika does get a slightly dejected look on her face, she also nods. "Thank you, I promise I'll have an answer very soon for you." I say, and she puts on a small smile before nodding again. She lets me go after that, and when I stand, the rest of the group stands as well, leading me to blush and cough lightly. "Well, now that that's done..." I say, before trailing off while looking at the group. Monika is just a little bit shorter than I am, appearing to be about 5 foot 10, Sayori is the next shortest at what looks like 5 foot 6, and Natsuki looks like she's only 5 feet tall, making me snicker a little. She notices and puffs her cheeks out in fury, though it just makes her look cute in my book.

"What's so funny?!" She bites out, and I chuckle a little more.

"The fact that you're the shortest one here, but are the spitfire of the group." I say with a grin, and she just pouts. "Oh, come on now, you little guttersnipe. Lighten up a little. After all some guys like them smaller." I say with the biggest shit-eating grin on my face, while her face lights up to a shade of red that I've never seen before. Meanwhile, I look toward Yuri to try and get a read on her... and then have to actually tilt my head up slightly to not openly stare at her extremely sizable breasts and instead look at her eyes while I mentally balk. 'Jesus, she's tall AND huge! If anybody should be the most confident here, it's her! She's gotta be at least 6 foot 3! And holy shit, if those are natural...' I yelp to myself, before I stop myself at the faces that Sayori, Natsuki, and Yuri are making. "... I just said that out loud, didn't I?" I ask rhetorically, and they all nod, Sayori looking like she's about to bust a gut laughing, Natsuki grinding her teeth so hard that I was rather certain she could've launched sparks and started a fire if she ground her teeth any harder, and Yuri looking mortified while covering herself as well as she can while face is the single brightest blush I have seen in my entire life, including that blush from Natsuki not 5 minutes ago. Monika, on the other hand, has fixed a death glare onto me, before poking my chest firmly and repeatedly.

"Listen here, buster! The only you can look at like that, is. Me. Got. That?" She says, emphasizing her point with pokes on the last four words, before there is a small pause and she lights up into a bright blush as well, while I sigh loudly.

"Sure, I s'pose." I aquiesce, before managing to shrug Monika off of me, much to her displeasure. "Either way, go ahead and take your showers now if you want, I'll set up some sleeping locations for you all." I say, and while they each either enter the shower, with Monika being the first of them to go in, or find a spot to relax, that being the other 3. Meanwhile, I start setting up my inflatable mattress, bean bags, and inflatable couch to accommodate them, before Monika calls from the bathroom.

"Ahaha~, Not to worry darling, I'll just sleep with you~," She says, causing me to facepalm.

"Okay, since I know there's no winning with you here..." I reply, to which she giggles again, leading me to sigh. "All right, I have some spare blankets in my closet in my room, one moment." I say, before entering my room, going in my closet, and pulling out three blankets. "Here y'all go. Enjoy the showers if you so choose to take them, and I'll see you guys in the morning." I say, receiving an all-around "Good night" from the group. I then lie down in bed myself, and start drifting off to sleep myself. However, just before I fall asleep, an unfamiliar weight settles onto my bed with me. Sure enough, when I open my eyes, I see Monika looking warmly into my eyes, and I decide then and there that if this isn't some batshit crazy dream that this will be the best time of my life...

But first, much needed sleep.

A/N: Hello again, and thank you for reading this chapter! Now, if you all didn't read the A/N at the end of the previous chapter, then please double back now and do so, since that will answer several questions that you might or might not have. Though, I will say this, now that I'm thinking on it.

If anybody wishes for me to continue this, please leave a review. Also, don't be afraid to give criticism. Just don't flame the shit out of me for no reason, please. Flame me and tell me what I did wrong, otherwise said flame will be used to heat dish water.

Until next time, fareth thee well...

-Sonix