Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama Island or the characters you guys sent in!
Okay, so first off I would like to thank anybody who submitted a review! I would also like to thank those of you that complimented me on my writing! Wow! People actually like me! (insert creepily excited smile here) There were so many bios to choose from. I think I had over thirty girls and only about fourteen guys (I know I only got a total of thirty six reviews, so you might think I'm exaggerating, but some people submitted two characters and some sent PM's, so I'm not lying) so obviously, I was a lot less picky on the guys. There was definitely a huge diversity in stereotypes, though I probably got like ten tomboys, and I was so happy when I saw that. My problem was that I had so many good bios to choose from!
But enough babbling from me… the final cast results. I said I'd pick between 16 and 22 campers. But, as I said, there were so many good bios that I could only narrow it down to 26. There is a total of 14 girls and 12 guys, all very different people. I couldn't narrow it down any further unless I cut a couple guys, but I figured I would try to keep the numbers close. So, without further ado… the new cast of Total Drama Island: Again!
THE DUDES:
Bren Tenkage: The Martial Artist (Bren Tenkage AKA Brenthewise)
Joe Howlett: The Movie Geek (AstroCreep)
Jake: The Nature Person (iCharmCaster)
Russell Figgins: The Comic Book Guy (Titanwolf)
Jolt Dallas: The Disc Jockey (SiliconGold127)
Joe Freeman: The Comic Artist (TDI Charlie Brown)
Keith Parker: The Artist (The Grim Sleeper)
Morty Oawn: 96% Perfect (Scalec)
Aaron Walters: The Overeater (Just Another Fanatic)
Irving Ranthor: The British Jock (Disney Princess Dani)
Riley Smith: The Prankster (totaldramaisland)
Tom MacHugh: The Nice Guy/Perv (The Forgotten One)
THE CHICKS:
Blair Waldorf: The Queen Bee (GossipQueen101)
Kyra Dawson: Childish and Random (AnimeGirl 144)
Corina Taros: The Scientist (xRockxMetalxBbyx9)
Blair Myracle: The Cross-Dressing Tomboy (xXDarkUmbreonXx)
Adriana Meisner: The Crazy Hyper Chick (Paka-Simon-Trevor-Forever)
Haley Figgins: The Fun Girl (Titanwolf)
Carrie Madison: The British Designer (My-Thoughts-You-Can't-Decode)
Gloria-Isabella Ruiz Hernandez: The Mexican Party Animal (One Black Rose)
Jayna Torres: The Crazed Environmentalist (TheFreakyMathChick)
Kathleen McCartney: The Sweet Pastry Chef (Cinnamon-Chan)
Tanya Tulasvies: The Drama Queen (Scalec)
Daphne Sherman: The Aristocrat (Just Another Fanatic)
Betsy Addams: Way Too Excited to Be on TV (Disney Princess Dani)
Lacey Merceau: The Nonconformist (Ktd123 {AKA me!})
As you can see, there are two guys named Joe and two girls named Blair. That's not really a problem with me, but if their creators want to change their name that's okay too. And before you get the wrong idea, I tried to make my character one of the female stereotypes we didn't have, which happened to be a more rebellious character. So don't think I'd discouraged that stereotype because I wanted it. It's just how it turned out.
Anyway, I told you I'd only the auditions, so here they are. These weren't the basis for auditions, just to clarify that, the characters themselves were. And if I changed yours, it was only for grammatical purposes, and it will probably just be spelling that is changed.
Bren Tenkage: The Martial Artist
The camera opens to Bren in a Dojo in a Martial Arts Gi punching a bag.
"Name's Bren," he says. "I think I would be perfect to be on the show. Being tough and strong would make me real good for ratings." He shows off a cool combo of kicks then ends with a punch that makes a hole in the bag. At that point the sand pours out. "Oh, crap." The camera cuts.
Joe Howlett: The Movie Geek
Joe smirks at the camera as it turns on and gives a small wave. "What's up everyone out there in TV land! My name is Joseph Howlett, but you can call me Joe. Anyways if you have a single brain cell in your head you'll pick me. I'm easy to get along with, and can make just about anyone laugh. Plus I could really use the prize money so I can open my own comic shop. So pick me...you couldn't do worse." he said with a shrug.
Joe got up to turn off the camera when he manages to trip over his own two feet and knock it to the floor cracking the lens in the process. "Oh man...my bro's gonna kill me..."
Jake: The Nature Person
Camera turns on showing a boy standing on a street corner passing out flyers.
"Save the whales. Save the whales! Oh hi. Are we doing this today? I'm kind of busy can we reschedule?" Camera shakes no "Fine. I'm Jake. I want to go to Total Drama Island to help my animal rescue group with the money I could win. I'm a very compatible player and am a good leader. I really think I would do good, so choose me." The camera turns off.
Russell Figgins: The Comic Book Guy
The camera pans back to show Russell reading comics on the can. After several seconds, he notices the camera. He shrieks and slams the door.
"Not cool Haley!" he shouts, "Not cool!"
The camera is turned around to show a pretty brunette. "That's my brother Russell" she says, "Please pick him for TDI." The camera goes black, and a sound of the toilet flushing is heard.
Jolt Dallas: The Disc Jockey
"Hey guys!" "Two Headed Monster" by Royksopp plays in the background. "This is me, Jolt. And I should be in TDI because of my DJ-ing skills!"
Joe Freeman: The Comic Artist
Joe is sitting at his drawing table in his room.
"Hey guys, Joe here. Heard you were desperate for applications and thought I'd give it a shot. If you want someone who'll be exciting to watch and bring in the ratings, I'm your man, know what I mean? Otherwise, pick some other guy who'll probably kill your careers and your show. Plus, I could use the money to build my own comic studio, know what I mean? Want to see some of my work?"
He picks up a piece of paper and holds it in front of the camera. On that piece of paper is a woman dressed in a skimpy outfit and has large breasts. Joe quickly pulls it back from the camera.
"Oh crap, that's not the one I meant to show you!" He hangs his head, embarrassed. "I have to remember to cut that last part out."
Keith Parker: The Artist
Kestrel is sitting on a park bench holding up a blank canvas. "Watch this." He grabs a paintbrush and rapidly paints. After he's done, he shows it to the camera. It's an impressive picture of a werewolf fighting a vampire. "Awesome, ain't it?" He turns off the camera.
Morty Oawn: 96% Perfect
A camera is shooting a picture of a Eucalyptus Tree, and is mostly the trunk. After a few seconds, a voice says, "Up here!" The camera focuses upward.
Sitting on the end of one of the branches is a scrawny but handsome sixteen year old of African ethnicity kid, who's wearing jeans that look brand new and a little different than normal jeans, and a white T-shirt that also looks new and unique. Surprisingly, next to him, closer to the tree, is a large plank of wood stretched across two horizontal, parallel branches and on top of that were two plates of spaghetti and a candelabra with its candles lit. The tree trunk and branches makes a natural seat, but it is unoccupied. The kid takes a small bite of the spaghetti and looks at the camera.
"Bonjour, Chris, Chef, and anyone else who's watching! I'm Morty Oawn, and I want to be on Total Drama Island. But you want me to be on TDI, too. Why? Because I'll boost the ratings so high, you'll need a telescope to see the top! I'm the guy that will have all the girls panting for me, like that Justin dude on TDI Season One. Only I have something beside looks."
He takes another bite, and then continues. Unknowingly to him, a koala is above him and mocking all his movements. "I have heart. I'm the guy that the girls will be love struck for because I'm sweet and chivalrous,"-Here the Koala mocks a girl fanning and fainting for him-"And not only that, I'm a fair player. But of course, you don't really care about that Chris. Well, I'll take anything you throw at me, so bring it on!"
Morty is so caught up in his excitement he doesn't notice the Koala mocking him by throwing its arms up in the air. Unfortunately, it loses its balance and falls on top of Morty, who loses his balance from the sudden 'attack' and jitters the tree so much that Morty, the Koala, and the Italian dinner fall of the branch, and a large crash can be heard as the camera shuts off.
Aaron Walters: The Overeater
It's set outside at a crowded local pool. Aaron's at the top of the high dive. "Look out below!" He calls, and jumps into the pool, causing a huge splash and throwing several people out.
Irving Ranthor: The British Jock
A camera shows him on the football field and he scores a goal. He celebrates, and then runs to the camera.
"'ello, producers. I am Irving, and I'd love to be on your show. I don't imagine you get too many British auditions, as everyone I know says that you're all immature over there, but I think it'd be a bloody fantastic experience. Pick me, 'cause one day I'll be just as famous as David Beckham. Irving out." He gives a peace sign and runs off again, back into the game.
Riley Smith: The Prankster
"Riley here. I LOVE to prank. In fact, I'm gonna prank old lady Edna's house!"
5 minutes later, a house is shown. Toilet paper is all over, flowers are chopped from the garden, and the house and lawn is blue.
"SWEET! It worked!"
"Whiskers? Are you outside?" says a voice.
"Crap! Gotta go! Already have 8 sues from her! Bye!"
Tom MacHugh: The Nice Guy/Perv
Tom is at the park, explaining his good points and why he should be chosen, but stops upon seeing and overhearing a group of punks harassing a young boy. He walks over and as one of the assailants throws a punch the footage cuts to static, to then go back to Tom's face, now slightly bloodied, and yelling at the retreating group.
He suddenly remembers that he is being recorded, and smiles nervously, scratching the back of his head, ending with the words, "Um….yeah."
Blair Waldorf: The Queen Bee
The camera turns on to a girl walking down a white runway.
"Hi, I'm Blair, I'm 17 years old and I'm auditioning for Total Drama Island because… well, look at me! I'm gorgeous," she swings her hair, "fabulous, and most of all I'll do anything to win."
"Hey Blair, what's the red button for?" asks a geeky voice.
"Don't touch that." she said evilly. "As I'm what you'll call a "Queen Bee", but it's not my fault I have everything anyone can ask for."
"Hey when do I get paid?" asked the voice.
"Later, dweeb." she hissed. "And for what I'll use the 1,000,000 dollar prize, I'll use it for the biggest shopping spree in history and also I'll save some for Botox when I'm older."
"C'mon My hands are killing me" whined the voice.
"Oh that's it!" said a frustrated Blair walking toward the camera.
"No, no please!" said the voice dropping the camera. It goes fizzy and shows Blair beating a skinny geeky boy into the ground.
Kyra Dawson: Childish and Random
The camera turns on to see Kyra. "Hi! My name's Kyra Dawson, known as Kido to anyone who knows me really well! I'd like to be on Total Drama Island because it sounds like fun, and I'd like to see and meet new people! I'll do my best, and will play a fun game! I hope to hear from you all soon. Bye-bye!"
Corina Taros: The Scientist
A girl is shown dumping some kind of chemical into a beaker and stirring it. After five minutes, the mixture blows up in her face and the camera man coughs loudly. She turns around to face her older brother, the camera man.
"What, James? Can you not see that I am rather busy at the moment?" Corin calmly asks.
"No, not at all," he replies sarcastically.
"Well, you might be rather blind to not see that. Well, here we go. My name is Corina, but please, call me Corin. As you may see by the black charcoal smeared around my face that I love to experiment. A science geek, you might perhaps put me as. I may be a witty character, as I may sneak around, gathering important items for my next and future experiments. The reason I want to be on this "TDI" is so that I may use the money to pay for some new lab rats I've heard about. They're mighty expensive..." Corin finishes as the camera turns to black.
Blair Myracle: The Cross-Dressing Tomboy
The camera turns on, showing a girl who might be a guy watching some guys skateboard at the skating ark.
"Hey Blair!" yelled one of them.
She smirked and waved lightly before looking over at the camera, "Yo, the name's Blair Myracle, and you might be wondering if I'm a guy or a girl. Well, I actually AM a girl. I'm pretty sure that my voice kinda gives that away," she said, smirking again obviously indicating to her slightly high voice, "Now, I'm just going to cut to the chase, I wanna be on TDI because I need a chance to show people that I CAN do something and stop people from looking down on me! It does get annoying after a while, trust me," she said, rolling her eyes.
"Hey! Brat, come on!" screams a girl off screen.
"Fine!" Blair yells back and rolls her eyes, "Stupid witch of a sister..." she muttered and then flashed a real smile at the camera, "Pick me!"
Adriana Meisner: The Crazy Hyper Chick
Adriana is swinging in the park, smiling broadly and somewhat maniacally. "Is it on? YAY! Well, I should be on TDI because I would totally ROCK! ROCK YOUR SOCKS! And I'd win, and stuff!" She falls off the swings. "Cradoodles. Well anyway, pick me!"
Haley Figgins: The Fun Girl
The camera pans back to show Haley standing on top of a chain link fence.
"Hi I'm Haley. I hope you pick me for TDI and-" the camera falls sideways a little, "Russell drop the comic and hold the camera steady!"
He points the camera back up to Haley, just as she loses her balance and falls off. The camera goes black.
Carrie Madison: The British Designer
"Cheers, TDI producers!" a brunette smiled throwing in a wave. "My name is Carrie Madison, manager and designer of Carrie's British Boutique. Well, I suppose I sent in an application 'cause I want to leave my famous life for a while because my fans are driving me bonkers!" As if on cue, groups of girls…and guys...pointed at Carrie and started charging at her, with a few screams and squeals here and there. "I'd give anything to not be posh anymore!" Carrie exclaims slapping her hand to her forehead; the fans getting closer. Carrie forms a frustrated expression and runs, her voice fading, "Pick me!"
Gloria-Isabella Ruiz Hernandez: The Mexican Party Animal
You see Glisa dancing to some Mexican music in the background.
"Hola chicas! My name is Gloria, but mis amigos y amigas down here call me Glisa! Being from Spanish decent, I love to stay up late and party hard! Sometimes, when the tequila breaks out, I get a little crazy, you know? So, if ya wanna have ratings, I'm ya mija for dis show!"
A different song plays in the background, causing Glisa to gasp, "Son de la Negra? Ay, ay, ay! Gotta go TDI, mariachi is a-waiting!" She lets out a grito (long Mexican yell) and begins to dance. The camera cuts off shortly after.
Jayna Torres: The Crazed Environmentalist
A friend turns on the camera and a girl yells, "Go Jayna!!"
"Hi I'm Jayna Torres," Jayna waves while picking up trash, "You know our environment might get overflowed by water if we don't pay attention to our greenhouse gases?! So, if I can show the fans of TDI what we can do to save our world we can live much longer!!!"
"YOU GO GIRL!!" yell several people. The camera turns off into a buzzing thingy.
Kathleen McCartney: The Sweet Pastry Chef
She is in a bakery, frosting a small cake. Then she looks at the camera, and gives a toothy grin.
"Hey, I'm Kathleen! I would like to be on TDI because I want to renovate my mom's bakery. I really hope you accept me!" She puts the cake in a box. Then a woman comes up, handing money to her. She turns it down. "No, it's okay. It's for your husband, have a good day!" As the lady thanks her and walks off, she says, "Please pick me," And the camera shuts off.
Tanya Tulasvies: The Drama Queen
The camera turns on and reveals a pixie like girl, Tanya, standing in an almost empty hallway with her backpack slung over her shoulder and a small grin on her face. She's about to speak, but frowns at the last second. She walks closer to the camera, and then adjusts it even though it was perfectly straight.
She steps back and says, "Hi, I'm Tanya Tulasvies, and-" She stops mid sentence and adjusts the camera again, then continues, "and I want to be on TDI. I'm a great actor," She stops again and 'fixes' the camera, "And I can make your show completely," Another adjustment, "Completely perfect. I know makeup, lighting, writing, acting, everything. Pick me!" The camera turns off, but you can still catch a blurb of Tanya muttering, "Stupid Camera just won't stay straight."
Daphne Sherman: The Aristocrat
Daphne's standing against a white wall and is wearing all white. Her eyes are very bright compared to what is barely more than an outline of her body.
"This is my freak sister. She's a bit shy, so I'm speaking for her. She's like to be on TDI because she hates our parents forcing her to all the stupid events that they don't drag me to, just so they can show everyone how fake loving they are. She knows the minute she signs a contract with you, our lawyers will no longer have any loopholes to get her out, but she's ready. Okay, Daph, say it."
Daphne sighs, and then says in the Gizmo voice, "Bright light."
Betsy Addams: Way Too Excited to Be on TV
"Hey all, my name is Betsy, and I want to be on TDI so that I can give my town, Bottom Hole, a name finally. For some reason, everyone that surrounds us makes fun of us, and I think it's because no one that lives more than twenty minutes away has ever heard of us. So pick me!" There is cheering behind her.
Lacey Merceau: The Nonconformist
A camera turns on to show a girl sitting at a lunch table, drinking from a carton of strawberry milk without the straw. A guy next to her waves at the camera and mouths 'Hi Mom'. She puts the milk carton down and looks to the camera.
"Hey, I'm Lacey Merceau, and I want to be on Total Drama Island. I'm different. I'm not afraid to admit that." She says. "I single handedly protested against the school lunch programs in our town because the food was too crappy and got over a thousand kids in several schools' support. How? I'm persuasive." Lacey winks at the camera.
The guy next to her elbows her in the arm and says, "They're coming!"
"Okay, why do I want to be on TDI?" Lacey asks in a whisper. "Check out the Clones over here." As she says this, a group of four girls comes over to her table. All four are blonde, two of which dyed, all with hair styled into one of those poof styles. They are wearing matching Abercrombie t-shirts, each in a different color, all with jean skirts over leggings.
"Fashion Police," one says. "We're here to tell you how hideous you look."
"Stupid Police," Lacey replies. "I'm here to tell you how small of a mental capacity you have. I would have to say the four of you combined don't even have half a brain."
"You dress like a blind, insane person who has never looked in a mirror." Another girl retorts, her voice sounding exactly like the first. And with that they walk off.
Lacey rolls her eyes. "Who wouldn't want to avoid that? So pick me for your show if you don't want me to suffer in a boring Connecticut high school."
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns (official sounding, aren't I?) you can either submit it in a review or PM me. If it is anything regarding love interests, I'd recommend a PM, but I kind of figured you might actually want to meet the characters before commenting on romantic interests. Plus, I've already got a few planned out…
I'm not sure when the next update will be. Sorry about that. If you submitted a review after I put up the final results, my apologies again! This story's going to be good.