No Longer Damsels In Distress
Tonight… Not really
Hello People! Sorry about this chapter, I wrote it really late and I was mad at a guy, hence what happens. Well, this chapter is pretty much pointless but it was really fun to write. On to important legal stuff:
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter even though I wish I did.
X--Feast--X--Gryffindor Table--X
"Okay, I lied." Popped out randomly from Emilie's mouth.
"Hmm?" came Shelby's absentminded response, "Doesn't James look cuter than ever this year?"
"WHAT!?" shrieked Emilie and Lily.
"What?" came Mica's distinctly quieter reply.
"James looks cuter than ever this year," Shelby chirped, "All though, all the Marauders besides Peter look really hot this year." She mused. Mica, Lily and Emilie promptly spit out their food, or in Lily's case, pumpkin juice in exchange for staring at Shelby with expressions of shock mixed with thoughtfulness.
"You know, she has a point." Emilie spoke thoughtfully. "They have gotten hotter." Lily and Mica stared at her, as if she had grown an extra head, which, incidentally, she had due to the fact the Marauders had just sent a jinx toward her. Emilie and Mica glared at the boys while Lily changed Emilie's head back to normal, and Shelby continued to chatter away, unaware that nobody was listening to her.
As one, Emilie and Mica turned to Lily and asked,
"Would you care to join us in a full out Damsel Prank against the Marauders?" Lily cracked and evil grin.
"Definitely." Came the response.
X--Girls Dorms--X--Midnight--X
"Okay," said Lily, taking over, "Girls clothes, specially done hair, make-up, and we decided no love songs to Sniv- I mean Snape. Am I missing anything?"
"Nope!" Chorused the other girls.
"Darn it!" Mica exploded, five minutes later.
"WHAT!?" Emilie yelled.
"We forgot training." She explained.
"We'll do it tomorrow in the RoR. Now stop talking, the boys are listening in." Lily's matter-of-fact voice spoke.
X--Boys Dorms--X--twelve oh five--X
"We'll do it tomorrow in the RoR. Now stop talking, the boys are listening in." It was Lily.
"Do what in the RoR?!" James exploded.
"The question is, what is the RoR." Remus stated.
"And how'd they know we were listening?" Sirius shouted.
"SHUT UP!" roared the rest of the Marauders.
"Anyway, they were talking about us during the feast." James said, changing the topic.
"Really?! HOW?!" Sirius was jumping up and down.
"Shelby was talking about how cute we are and Emilie was saying we are hot." Remus spoke tiredly from behind a book.
"Now that you have dissected our conversation, Shut up!" Lily was speaking. She, Emilie and Mica were standing in the doorway to the boys dorms. And they were glaring, Mica at Sirius, Lily at James and Emilie at Remus.
"What did we say about you?" Mica hissed, right in Sirius' face.
"You were talking about how hot we ar- OW!" Mica had slapped him, hard.
"Wrong answer sweetie, try again." Emilie spoke in a so-sweet-it's-obviously-fake voice. "What were we talking about?" This time James answered,
"You were talking about how cute we.." Lily's hand cute him off in the form of a slap.
"Wrong again." Lily taunted, "Remus, your turn, they say third times the charm. What were we talking about?"
"Umm, Nothing?" Remus tried.
"Give the man a prize!" Mica roared sarcastically. Emilie swooped down and kissed Remus.
"Whaa? I don't.. Huh?" Remus stuttered.
"We decided that each girl would pick a guy. If the guy got the answer to our question wrong, he got slapped. If he got it right.." Emilie trailed off.
"He got kissed." Mica supplied.
"Awww. You mean that if I had said 'nothing' my Lily-flower would have had to kiss me?" James moaned. Lily smacked him.
"You're lucky," Emilie told Remus, "I have a really strong slap."
"I doubt it." Sirius spoke. WHAM! Emilie's hand connected with his face, leaving a bright red mark.
"I was wrong." He groaned.
Okay, like I said, I don't like this chapter very much but it was really fun to write. Okay, now please review and tell me how sucky this chapter is. Sorry the characters are out of character, they'll be more in-character next chappie. Well bye bye
Twinfeathers