It's chappie dos!! (2)
You peoplees ready? Hope you guys enjoy this chapter as much or more than you did the last!
No reviews…so no reviewers to thank…sadness…
Disclaimer: (Read out loud in a London accent) Again, I must inform you the terrible news of how I still do not own ASOUE. But that does not mean you cannot enjoy the stories. They are, anyways, for your entertainment.
Enjoy!
A Series of Unfortunate Events Christmas Special:
Chapter 2:
Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Song (Rock Version):
Hey! You guys, Duncan didn't say anything stupid for a whole 10 seconds!
Everyone: YAY!!
And since you peoples behaved during the time between the first and second chapter, I have made a great decision.
Duncan: Really?! What is-
Klaus: Duncan!! Don't speak! We all know it's going to be something stupid! So don't ruin it for us!!
Duncan: (whimpers) Ok…
Violet: Go ahead tell us before Duncan ruins it!!
Isadora: Yeah!! Or I'll throw a tantrum!!
Duncan: Please tell us!! I'm dying to say something but i'm scared to say anything because it i might ruin everything!!
Dang…fine…
You peoples are going to sing…
Quigley: Yeah?
Duncan: Yeah?
Isadora: Yeah?
Violet: Yeah?
Klaus: Yeah?
Sunny: Que? (What?)
Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Song (Rock Version)! But you didn't have to start killing yourselves, you could've just read the title of the chapter. I mean, seriously.
Everyone: Ohh, we're dumb.
You bet! Anyways, let's get started!
Ready Quigley?
Quigley: Ready!
Ready Isadora?
Isadora: Ready!
Ready Violet?
Violet: Ready!
Ready Klaus?
Klaus: Ready!
Ready Sunny?
Sunny: Gabmer! (Are we singing a song?)
Ready Duncan?
Duncan:…
Duncan? Duncan!!!
Duncan: Ready!! 1, 2, 3, 4!
Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Song (Rock Version):
Quigley & Violet: Christmas, Christmas, time is near, time for toys and time for cheer.
Duncan & Klaus: We've been good but we can't last, hurry Christmas, hurry fast.
Violet & Isadora: Want a plane that loops the loop.
Sunny: (Surprisingly, yet scary) Me, I want a hula-hoop.
Everyone: We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don't be late!
Duncan: Hey, hey!
Sunny: Ohhhhh…
Klaus: C'mon!!
(Instrumental)
During the instrumental, Klaus and Duncan do air guitars as their bouncing off the walls while drinking Coke. How they did that, I do not know.
Violet and Isadora were just dancing to the music.
Sunny was beating drumsticks on the wall of a building.
And Quigley was break dancing.
Quigley, nice break dancing.
Quigley: Thank you
Sunny, good beat, yet kind of scary how you can sing.
Sunny: Hknkldfsiapam (I get that a lot when I sing)
Violet and Isadora, good dancing.
Violet & Isadora: We know!
Klaus and Duncan…
Klaus?
Klaus: Yeah?
Duncan?
Duncan!!
Duncan: 1, 2, 3, 4!
Quigley & Violet: Christmas, Christmas, time is near, time for toys and time for cheer.
Duncan & Klaus: We've been good but we can't last, hurry Christmas, hurry fast.
Violet & Isadora: Want a plane that loops the loop.
Sunny: I still want a hula-hoop!
Everyone: We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don't be laaaaaaaaaaaate.
We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don't be laaaaaaaaaaaate.
Don't be laaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Don't be laaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Don't be laaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Don't be laahate…
CHRISTMAS DON'T BE LATE!!
Song ends
Everyone cheers and then automatically feels stupid as they remember their in the middle of New York City with a lot people staring at them as if their some kind of lunatics.
Duncan: Ahh!! Make the staring stop!!!!
Isadora: You would be the one to say that.
Fine. (Snaps fingers and staring stops)
Duncan: Phew…
Quigley: Well, that was entertaining.
Isadora:You would be the one to say that.
Klaus: Well, I'm going Christmas shopping. Later dudes!! Rock on!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Klaus runs into some random store.
Violet: I think the Coke's staring to get to his head.
Sunny: ThgirTahtTogUoy (You got that right)
Duncan: It's been in my head!!
Yes, that is definitely true.
Duncan: Well, I'm gonna do some last Christmas shopping myself.
Isadora: For Faith?
Duncan: (walking fast) Yup.
Isadora: Thought so.
Quigley, Violet, and Isadora finally decided to start buying stuff too with the money I'm magically giving to them.
That, sadly, concludes our chapter for the day.
Be waiting for another one soon.
Merry Christmas!!
Like it? I like the first chapter better though. But oh well, we can't always get what we want.
Sigh.
Review please!
(sorry for the long authors note last time, my sister took over the keyboard…in my house, that's bloody murder…jk!)
Peace, 3, =D !!
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