A/N: Another chapter~ Well… If you are still reading this, I must say your perseverance is quite amazing o.O

Warnings: OOCness, bad grammar, spelling mistakes, structure problems, and stuff.

Excuses: English is not my first language and nobody in my house speaks English a lot.

Disclaimer: Hi, I'm not Bob and I don't own Bob, or Gintama.

Bathrooms are nice

"P-prince! Where have you been?" the water prince's butler swayed in dismay as his master returned after a night out.

"Hm? Oh, I was watching the citizen's activities; it seems that there were some who became too active, no?" Takasugi answered with a perfect smile and menacing aura.

"The assassination has been taken care of, prince."

"Ah yes, so who was the mastermind?"

"The head of the Shinsengumi family, he has been taken to custody, you majesty."

"I'll deal with it later, so let me tell you, I met an interesting person today…"

-Ice palace-

"Brother! The little boy shouted as he ran into his beloved brother's arms.

"Ah, I'm back, Okita," Gintoki answered with a warm hug to his little brother. But then, the ice prince remembered something… something very important… He had sneaked out, and Okita knew… Oh no-

"By the way, brother, where have you been?" the little brunette asked with a smile, but threatening aura.

"I was… in the restroom, Sougo…"

"Ah~ you sneaked out again, didn't you, brother? ~ You're such a bad liar, every time you need an excuse, you use the toilet…"

The silver-haired man gulped. Sweat of anxiety ran down his body. He had to escape, he had to, and fast!

"Err… Sayonara!" the man with red eyes shouted as he dashed for the door in a second attempt to run away.

The ice prince started to get nervous as he was forced to back down to a wall. He stared with wide eyes as his vision was blocked by the shadow of his younger brother. The latter had a look of a beast that had caught its prey.

"Aww, brother~ I was so lonely when you were gone~" The youngster with same ruby eyes complained, faking a sad expression. His hands were at both sides of Gintoki's head to prevent escape. "I wanted to be with you~" he continued, leaning closer to his paralyzed brother.

"C-calm down," the elder brother reassured with a straight face while placing one of his hands on Sougo's shoulder. "I went to the restroom…"

"Compensation, brother~"

"Err… I'll…" Gintoki muttered nervously. He then gulped audibly. "I'll be with you guys for a whole day, no running away, promise-"

"Two whole days," Hijikata cut as he walked towards the prince. "Take it, or do you prefer a week?" He said as his shadow started to loom over the ice prince.

"Ah, you are such a loyal bodyguard, Hijikata! ~" the brunette cheered. "I would like to kill you," Okita added, whispering darkly.

"Oh? Do you want to be with me that much, Oogushi-kun?" the prince answered with a teasing tone, oblivious to his younger brother's threat.

"Yes I do."

"Eh…?" Gintoki questioned, he hadn't expected Hijikata to answer with a yes… But he knew he was dead either way… "Fine…"

"Yay! Brother will be with us for TWO WHOLE days!" the brunette cheered again, waving his arms in the air.

"Yep, I'll definitely be dead…" he muttered under his breath.

And off the moon went, taken out by the yellow and ridiculously bright (at least that's what Gintoki thought) sun.

A/N: Phew… I'm sorry for any mistakes, and a lot of OOCness, this is AU~ (excuses) Well… I just thought that the rivalry between a prince's brother and bodyguard would be interesting, and realized that the relationship between Okita and Hijikata would fit fine, and Sougo is still a sadist~