Chapter 2
Ron had now turned back to really girly but not gay. So that's when Harry had to act "Ron what do you think is better!"
"Harry I am well informed that you and your friend Voldemort want to have a huge fashion fight but well Harry………."
"What, I didn't do anything to the 3rd year toilets. I didn't I just walked in and saw it because I thought it was our toilets and well I forgot to report it."
"No that's not it you see well you know that news reporter………"
"Yes I do or course I know which one of my many reporters you are talking about. Why?"
"The one you didn't order by mail to make you look good and write every single story about you!"(Ron was saying this as if Harry were expected to know these kinds of things)."
"Oh that one of course I know who your talking about I was just testing you."(No joke)
"Right, whatever I believe you (cough, cough) but anyway she got one of your old pictures and put it on all the news letters and……" Ron wanted to see Harry's reaction before he continued.
"Oh no is it the pig one or the fish on or the sheep one or the hula girl one? I didn't mean to push her I thought she was a guy."
"No Harry those are going to be published next week." said
"Oh no it's the sock one!"
"No Harry she got a photo of you!"
"Ron we are not on a T.V. show (right now) and do not need you to suspend the time because I like to know things concerning me or fashion fast. Okay got that?"
"Well she got a photo of you in you-know-what clothing." Ron said this so fast that Harry hardly heard it. "Impossible!"
"I'm afraid it is not when you were first dropped off at the Dursley's they put you in……..in………..well you know I can't say the words……."finally Ron let out the words after it came quite clear that miming or drawing pictures would not help."You are in unfashionable clothing Harry……."a siver went around the room this is the first time Ron had ever said this word out loud but this did not help Harry.