South Park in Facebook II

Ike Broflovski Kyle Broflovski are you jelly?

Kyle Broflovski …About?

Ike Broflovski About how you have ginger hair and I don't? What else?

Kyle Broflovski Sheila Broflovski

Ike Broflovski Wow not cool…You told on me?

Kyle Broflovski Yep :D

Sheila Broflovski Ike! Your brother takes after me, some people would kill to have hair like your brother has

Ike Broflovski No offense Mom but I doubt it : )

Eric Cartman Likes this

Kyle Broflovski Teach you a lesson for attempting to make yourself feel better by bullying me

Sheila Broflovski Your brothers right Ike

Ike Broflovski But he didn't have to tell on me!

Sheila Broflovski No, you're right Ike so for that you both miss out on dinner tonight

Kyle Broflovski Dude…

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Sharon Marsh Stanley! Clean your room

Stan Marsh Lol mom I'm at Cartman's house remember?

Sharon Marsh Don't talk back to me Stanley

Stan Marsh :/ Mom I'm not at home, I am at a friends house…I will clean it when I get home

Shelly Marsh Don't talk back to her turd!

Randy Mash Likes this

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Butters Scotch I'm bored, who's online that wants to talk?

Butters Scotch Okay, did everyone get my status in their newsfeeds?

Craig Tucker You can stop going through my FB and liking everything I'll talk to your pathetic ass

Stan Marsh Me too

Kyle Broflovski Wow you guys too?

Stan Marsh Yep.

Craig Tucker Yeah

Clyde Donovan BUTTERS! ENOUGH!

Eric Cartman Butters u dildoe stop liking evrthing I post to get attention it's super lame.

Kyle Broflovski likes this

Craig Tucker Wait for it…

Tweek Tweak AH

Craig Tucker Hi Tweekers :D

Butters Scotch Stephen Stotch Linda Stotch

Linda Stotch Butters why is your last name 'Scotch?

Stephen Stotch Answer your mother Butters!

Butters Scotch It adds an interesting characteristic for my friends : D

Linda Stotch I don't really like it

Stephen Stotch Change it or we'll have to ground you son

Craig Tucker, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman and 10 others Like this

Butters Scotch Oh hamburgers! D:

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Butters Stotch changed his name from'Butters Scotch'to 'Butters Stotch'

Stephen Stotch likes this

Linda Stotch Thankyou Butters

Stephen Stotch Yes, we can list you as our son now on our Facebook page now that you don't have an embarrassing last name.

Linda Stotch likes this.

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Liane Cartman Does anyone know what website I can go on to find decent dildos? Sorry if TMI

Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker and Kenny McCormick like this.

Laura Tucker There's a good shop here

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Liane Cartman Thanks Laura

Craig Tucker No, ew Mom no

Laura Tucker Sorry Craig I didn't think you were friends with Liane

Eric Cartman MOM STOPIT! Im srsly

Craig Tucker likes this

Liane Cartman Sorry Boobsikins 3

Craig Tucker Do I need to tell Dad?

Laura Tucker No Craig, our secret.

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Randy Marsh Sheila Broflovski Gerald Broflovski Sharon Marsh Shelly Marsh Kyle Broflovski Stan Marsh Ike Broflovski Kenny McCormick Karen McCormick Carol McCormick Stuart McCormick Kevin McCormick Lol guess what guiis?

Stan Marsh Really Dad?

Sheila Broflovski I don't know, what?

Kenny McCormick lol why am I tagged in this?

Ike Broflovski and Kevin McCormick like this

Stan Marsh I really don't know Kenny

Kyle Broflovski Oh gee Randy Marsh I don't know Stan Marsh Do you know what about you Kenny McCormick?

Stan Marsh likes this

Stan Marsh Kyle, even though you're being a dick I appreciate your joke lol

Randy Marsh No srs someone guess?

Sharon Marsh Randy, stop tagging people in your nonsense

Shelly Marsh God! Dad please stop!

Sharon Marsh And Stanley, watch your language.

Gerald Broflovski You finally got that hot tub you wanted?

Sharon Marsh He wishes!

Randy Marsh posted a picture

Shelly Marsh What is that?

Randy Marsh I f1gred out HoW 2 pst pics thts what!

Sharon Marsh Oh my god Randy you tagged everyone to say that

Carol McCormick Wel don Rany

Kyle Broflovski Well Done! Randy Marsh don't you agree Stan Marsh?

Kenny McCormick lol! ^

Stan Marsh Wow, I actually am so annoyed with you right now

Shelly Marsh GOD! I hate this family…

Ike Broflovski What the hell even was that about?

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Kyle Broflovski changed his relationship status to single

Stan Marsh lol what?

Randy Marsh aw so srry Kyle Broflovski D:

Kyle Broflovski um I changed it because I noticed I was still in a relationship with Rebecca back when she had FB

Stan Marsh Ohhh, why were you looking at your relationship status Kyle ;)?

Kyle Broflovski I wasn't I just noticed it!

Kenny McCormick Sure, whatever

Randy Marsh Yeah lol loser das wat dey all sey lol

Kyle Broflovski Wow okay

Stan Marsh DAD! NOT COOL GO AWAY! YOU CAN'T JUST CALL MY FRIENDS LOSERS!

Randy Marsh Oh soz

Kenny McCormick lol bit touchy Stan? ;)

Stan Marsh Fuck you Kenny

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Craig Tucker Clydede can yuou comm get meee um I drunk 22222 much wow

Token Black likes this

Clyde Donovan Craig? Last I checked you don't drink

Craig Tucker Plz Donovan

Clyde Donovan K Craig but first you have to type a full sentence without any spelling mistakes OR grammar mistakes and go!

Craig Tucker Clyde you diock heda oh yoou are stupkd piikc me upp kay?

Stan Marsh and Token Black like this

Token Black I think you better pick him up dude, he's at the school last I saw him

Tweek Tweak OMG! IS HE OKAY MAN?

Clyde Donovan Don't worry I'm going to pick him up now :')

Craig Tucker Thankse baby 3

Clyde Donovan You're welcome sexy ;)

Token Black lol what?

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Clyde Donovan uploaded a new photo with Craig Tucker

Token Black, Bebe Stevens, Jimmy Valmer and 29 others like this

Clyde Donovan Craigy last night after I had to pick him up 3

Craig Tucker Oh I hate you Donovan

Clyde Donovan I thought it was cute 3 You feel asleep on my shoulder and everything

Jimmy Valmer You were drunk very much Craig, you cannot deny it! :P

Craig Tucker Oh my god I hate everyone

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Kyle Broflovski my brother Ike Broflovski is so cool I just wish I could be as cool as him :3

Stan Marsh likes this

Kyle Broflovski wow Ike, real mature, 'hacking' into my FB when I leave my phone on the table haha

Ike Broflovski Gonna tell Mom?

Kyle Broflovski No.

Ike Broflovski surprising me Kyle…

Kyle Broflovski Gerald Broflovski Dad, Ike went on my FB when I wasn't looking, that's illegal right?

Gerald Brofovski Now, Ike, how many times do we need to tell you?

Ike Broflovski Wow Kyle, I hate you right now

Kyle Broflovski likes this

Stan Marsh Awww brotherly love 3