author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: I do not own the show Spongebob Squarepants nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Although if you happen to notice a different character with in the chapters that is not in neither shows, I take full ownership on them.
title: The Squarepants Files
chapter: 2 Brave Spike and Slayer
author's note: I try to keep it as funny as I possibly can. And having Spike and Buffy going crazy is a start. Anyways, R & R! And thanks if you like it! Read my other stories as well. But don't read them if you don't like horror and romance. But my Questions to Answer is pretty funny. So thanks. I'll get the rest of my stories updated... later. I'm just lazy. And I love Spongebob. I have alot of shirts and stuff on him. So I had an idea with my two favorite shows. R & R! Thanks! Bye!
"This isn't real. This isn't real." Spike held his knees, sitting on the sand rocking back and forth. Buffy just looked at him pathetically.
"Wanna play with me?" Someone tapped on Buffy's sholder. She looked behind her and there was a big eyed sponge looking back at her.
"Uh... later." She replied, scooching away. Spongebob started skipping away, singing.
"Merry Christmas!" Patrick yelled in Buffy's ear out of nowhere. Buffy had enough and kicked him in the face, running away. "OK, Happy Birthday anyways!" Patrick waved good-bye.
In the meanwhile, while Spike was still trying to hold himself together, Xander was taking a tour of Spongebob's house.
"And that's my TV, and that's Gary's bowl, and that's my washing machine." Spongebob said, turning it on. Patrick popped out, spitting out foam and putting a candy bar in his mouth.
"Patrick?" Spongebob asked.
"Yea, I'd like a krabby patty, a Dr. Kelp, one large tuna pizza, a side order of fries-" Patrick stated.
"Well that's Patrick. He still needs to take his pills." Spongebob whispered to Xander. "So do you have a place to stay?" Spongebob asked.
"No. I'm out of town. Way out of town. As a matter of fact, where I live, we breathe air and aren't cartoons." Xander replied.
"Well you can stay here if you want." Spongebob said.
"Really? Cool!!" Xander said.
"I know! We can build you a house!" Patrick threw up his arms. Spongebob had a flashback of when Patrick first suggested that.
"I don't think that's such a good idea." Spongebob said, putting a hand over Patrick's mouth, smiling nervously.
"Cool! I'll get Spike and Buffy!" Xander said and ran outside. He saw the brave Spike wimpering like a baby and the slayer running around like a retard. He closed it right away. "On second thought, it'd be better to keep them right where they are." Xander said.
"I'll show you Gary then. Gary!" Spongebob called. Gary came in.
"Meow." Spongebob picked up the snail and showed the belly to Xander.
"Go ahead, he likes to be scratched on his belly." Spongebob said. Xander pet the snails chest and got slime all over it. He ran qucikly over to the sink and turned it on.
"Don't keep it on too long! My water bill's very high right now!" Spongebob called out.
***Back at Sunnydale***
Tara had a wish demon up against a wall in the alley.
"Tell me what you did!" She yelled.
"I granted a stupid boy a wish to live in Bikini Bottom; a cartoon! Accidently transported two others there too! Now let me go!" The wish demon replied. Tara pushed her away and the wish demon ran off. She knew just how to handle this. But she shrugged. I could use a vacation. She thought, thinking of all the things she could do without the annoying pest always on her back.
You Know, Later...
disclaimer: I do not own the show Spongebob Squarepants nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Although if you happen to notice a different character with in the chapters that is not in neither shows, I take full ownership on them.
title: The Squarepants Files
chapter: 2 Brave Spike and Slayer
author's note: I try to keep it as funny as I possibly can. And having Spike and Buffy going crazy is a start. Anyways, R & R! And thanks if you like it! Read my other stories as well. But don't read them if you don't like horror and romance. But my Questions to Answer is pretty funny. So thanks. I'll get the rest of my stories updated... later. I'm just lazy. And I love Spongebob. I have alot of shirts and stuff on him. So I had an idea with my two favorite shows. R & R! Thanks! Bye!
"This isn't real. This isn't real." Spike held his knees, sitting on the sand rocking back and forth. Buffy just looked at him pathetically.
"Wanna play with me?" Someone tapped on Buffy's sholder. She looked behind her and there was a big eyed sponge looking back at her.
"Uh... later." She replied, scooching away. Spongebob started skipping away, singing.
"Merry Christmas!" Patrick yelled in Buffy's ear out of nowhere. Buffy had enough and kicked him in the face, running away. "OK, Happy Birthday anyways!" Patrick waved good-bye.
In the meanwhile, while Spike was still trying to hold himself together, Xander was taking a tour of Spongebob's house.
"And that's my TV, and that's Gary's bowl, and that's my washing machine." Spongebob said, turning it on. Patrick popped out, spitting out foam and putting a candy bar in his mouth.
"Patrick?" Spongebob asked.
"Yea, I'd like a krabby patty, a Dr. Kelp, one large tuna pizza, a side order of fries-" Patrick stated.
"Well that's Patrick. He still needs to take his pills." Spongebob whispered to Xander. "So do you have a place to stay?" Spongebob asked.
"No. I'm out of town. Way out of town. As a matter of fact, where I live, we breathe air and aren't cartoons." Xander replied.
"Well you can stay here if you want." Spongebob said.
"Really? Cool!!" Xander said.
"I know! We can build you a house!" Patrick threw up his arms. Spongebob had a flashback of when Patrick first suggested that.
"I don't think that's such a good idea." Spongebob said, putting a hand over Patrick's mouth, smiling nervously.
"Cool! I'll get Spike and Buffy!" Xander said and ran outside. He saw the brave Spike wimpering like a baby and the slayer running around like a retard. He closed it right away. "On second thought, it'd be better to keep them right where they are." Xander said.
"I'll show you Gary then. Gary!" Spongebob called. Gary came in.
"Meow." Spongebob picked up the snail and showed the belly to Xander.
"Go ahead, he likes to be scratched on his belly." Spongebob said. Xander pet the snails chest and got slime all over it. He ran qucikly over to the sink and turned it on.
"Don't keep it on too long! My water bill's very high right now!" Spongebob called out.
***Back at Sunnydale***
Tara had a wish demon up against a wall in the alley.
"Tell me what you did!" She yelled.
"I granted a stupid boy a wish to live in Bikini Bottom; a cartoon! Accidently transported two others there too! Now let me go!" The wish demon replied. Tara pushed her away and the wish demon ran off. She knew just how to handle this. But she shrugged. I could use a vacation. She thought, thinking of all the things she could do without the annoying pest always on her back.
You Know, Later...