Hi again people! Thank you for the very positive and inspiring reviews for
the A.A.A., I really appreciate it. Gomen to those who didn't understand it
very much…but I did warn you beforehand!
Erm, what else to put here…oh yeah, the disclaimers and the warnings…I didn't put any warning in the first chapter of the A.A.A. so I'll put them here—there will be LOTS of yaoi, blood, guts, wanton riceballs and torture in the succeeding chapters of the A.A.A, and maybe some suggestive stuff that will come from some mistended corner of whatever I have that passes for a mind…Also, I don't like the fact that I don't own Fuuma or any other character in any other successful anime or manga, but I am forced to admit this so that I might not lose a whole lot of money, another thing which I don't have…am I going on and on and on again without real purpose because I could have said all of this in a very short, brief, and concise way???
Yes I am…BUT I DON'T CARE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
we now take a short commercial break to allow Mikara to recover her sanity
ten minutes later
Mikara (still laughing): AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!….
Legato: Ne'chan! You're turning BLUE!!!
Mikara: ….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—ha? makes funny squeaky noises eeeeeeehhhhhhhvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….dies
Legato: AHHH!!! Ne'chan!!! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Who's going to continue the KurapikaXHisoka fic??? The A.A.A. fic???
Hoshi: And what about MY fic??? FUJIMAAAA!!!! (wanders off) FUJIMAAA!!!!! (jumps off a cliff) FUJIMAAAAAA!!!! splat
Legato: Poor Hoshi-san…she was always loveless…
Mikara (rises again): I meant it to be that way. dang Hoshi… I rigged everything so she would do exactly just that.
Legato: Nani??? NE'CHAN! You're alive! And you're not dead, either!! And I was going to have you cremated!!
Dilandau: Damn!
Legato (wistfully): Yeah…damn…
Mikara (dangerous voice): What do you mean, 'damn'?
Legato: Ah…ano…nothing, ne'chan! Ehe…me and Dilly just wanted to burn sumthin down…
Dilandau: Like you!
Legato: DILLY!! Don't say that!
Dilandau (pompous): And why not?
Legato: 'Cause ne'chan's got…
Legato is interrupted by a powerful blast of energy that comes out of a hole in the wall and rips Dilandau into tiny little shreds
Fuuma (comes out of the hole in the wall): Never, ever, EVER talk about fire in front of me. It gets me all excited.
Legato: …some very powerful friends.
END
Mikara: Thought Fuuma was protecting me, didn't'cha? Eheheh…the Shirei does it again, fooling everybody…wala pang nabibigyan ng awards!! [translation: and nobody's been given awards yet!!] Sorry people, I was planning to give out some awards in this chapter, not to mention make it a tad longer, but the muse eludes me yet again…NOT!! To tell the truth I've been writing more fics these past few days than the previous three years combined, and the A.A.A. is only the second fic that I've ever posted…it's also the second fic I've put down on paper, so I haven't really finalized my fic production schedules. I also haven't thought of any really good awards to give out ^^;;; so gomen for that…I need ideas people! Please feel free to email me at suna_no_hoshi@hotmail.com if you have any ideas at all for this! I'll be sure to credit you guys…Hey, wait a sec…don't I win an award for the longest author's notes in the history of fanfiction.net?? I mean this whole fic is actually part of the author's notes! Hey that also means that I've posted an author's notes without any fic attached! And the A.A.A. is going nowhere!
Oh well…hey I know now! This chapter's a commercial break from the A.A.A. while Eriol and Yue, our studio honchos debate on whether they should continue the live broadcast of the A.A.A. or just cut the entire thing completely and replace it with reruns of Specific Hospital for the remainder of the evening and reshow the A.A.A. next year, with all the blood and gore cut out, of course, which means all the fun will be gone, that is if they ever decide to take a breather from the "festivities" in the studio execs' viewing room thingy. (breathes again) Aaah…m'better…
…
Ok ok ok so to give you people some idea of what's coming up, since I probably wasted your time and money by letting you read this whole useless chapter: expect more blood, gore, yaoi pairings, at least one awarding, and of course, more Maki torture in the next installment of the A.A.A. Yuri fans, sorry but there will be absolutely no yuri in any of my fics, although I can't stop you from imagining anything. Hentai fans…we'll see.
Hello people! Didja like Chapter 2???
…
Ok so maybe some of you thought it was a copout…but personally I liked it. Let's just say it wasn't really a part of the A.A.A., but a commercial break, although exactly why we need commercial breaks in a fic rather escapes me… and you might notice that these two texts are separate from one another…that's because for some reason chapter 2 (the entire thing above was chapter 2) didn't want to load on fanfiction.net, so I thought, hey, why don't I just include it in chapter 3 and rename chapter 3 chapter 2? Anyway I made these two chapters on the same day…so I guess it's ok! ^^;;; anyway, let's get it on, shall we?
Legato: Finally!
Now where is that script? (searches for Chapter 3) Hey, Legato have you seen Chapter 3 of the A.A.A? (calls out) Legato? Legato! LEGA—mmphhh!!! (gets sucked into Sendoh's vacuum)
Sendoh: Finally I have my debut on the Anime Academy Awards, though I had to suction Miss Mikara into my vacuum to do so. I wonder why she didn't include me in the script for parts one and two…her sister Legato said it was because she's too protective of me but I don't think that's the reason why…
Dilandau ("I'M ALIVE!!!"): It's because epal ka no! [translation: 'epal' roughly means 'hanger-on who has no real reason to be here and is quite annoying' so this phrase means 'it's because you're an epal, dingbat!]
Sendoh: 'Epal' sounds a bit too harsh…I'm sure Miss Mikara wouldn't do that to me (Mikara: Wanna bet?), her first-ever SD crush (Mikara: My first crush was MITSUI!) … But anyway, hello there everyone! I'm…AKIRA SENDOH!!! *smile smile* And I'm a bishounen…JUST LIKE AKAGI-SAN!!!
Everybody: WHAAAAAAAAAT??????
Reactions from the SD people:
(Ayako faints, Anzai-sensei gets a heart attack, Mitsui's dentures fall out because he opens his mouth too wide, and Rukawa actually wakes up)
Reactions from the RK people:
(Kaoru screams, Shishio's hand catches fire, Sano chokes on his fishbone and dies, and Soujiro actually frowns)
Reactions from the X/1999 people:
(Kamui cuts himself, Yuzuriha trembles and cries, Seishirou comes back from the dead, and Subaru pitches forward on top of a fork and loses his remaining eye)
Reactions from the HunterXHunter people:
(Hisoka's House of Mouse—I mean, Cards falls down, and from somewhere in the back, Kurapika and Leorio are watching the…festivities.)
Kurapika: Hear that, Leorio? It means that even YOU could become a bishounen.
Leorio: …You mean I'm not good-looking?
Kurapika: Of course not. Hisoka is FAR better looking than you, one of the gokiburi [cockroach] order.
Saito: Hey! I resent that!
Hisoka (comes over): Why thank you, Pika-chan. (drapes his arms around Kurapika's shoulders) Why don't we just leave this un-bishounen alone now? Even though you're really cute, standing next to him detracts from your beauty, you know.
Kurapika: You make me sound like a Pokemon.
Hisoka (twirls Kurapika's tie): Maybe because you ARE. You're my little plaything, my little fluffy bunny, my pretty pet, aren't you?
Kurapika: …
Uhm…meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mikara has escaped and has is now beating up Sendoh.
Mikara: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!??
Sendoh: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to!!
Mikara: 'Sorry''s not enough, damn you! I worked SO hard to make that script and continue the AAA and make it successful AND YOU LOST IT!!! THAT'S why I didn't include you in the first and second parts because whenever YOU'RE with me, something like this happens!!!*
*Something like this also happened during Mikara's first quarterly examinations, when because Sendoh was on her mind she completely lost her head while studying and lost some very important notes that caused her to do much worse than she expected in the exams and prevented her from being on their batch's Top 20 for the first and only time.
Sendoh: Well…I didn't actually lose it.
Mikara (now practically waving Sendoh around): WELL THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO IT, YA FREAKING MORON?!?!?!?
Sendoh: Legato burned it, so stop waving me around.
Mikara: WHAT????
Sendoh: Legato burned it, while I was on my way back from your editor with the finalized version of the third chapter. NOW will you stop waving me around?
Mikara: Oh. (stops waving Sendoh around) I'm sorry, Sendoh.
Sendoh: Daijobu desu yo, Mikara-dono. We all make mistakes. Remember…
Mikara & Sendoh together: …'You always hurt the ones you love.'
…
Mikara: So now what?
Sendoh: …We give out the awards, of course. You remember what was in your own script, don't you?
Mikara: Yes, mostly…(undertone) but that nut Legato is still going to pay…oh yes she will…she most certainly will…(to the one Ring of Power) isn't that right, my beauty? My lovely, my precious…(fawns over the Ring) Ahh, yesss…my precious RING….
Sendoh: Uh…okay, well get back to Mikara-dono later on…right now, let's start with the awarding!
Russell Crowe: It's about time! H—(is sliced to bits by LunarChild)
LunarChild: Enough of your bad Filipino fat boy. Besides, you're not even supposed to be here—God forbid you have your own anime! Yo, grass head!
Sendoh: Yes?
LunarChild: Get it over with! We've had enough of the forehead's beating around the bush! What's the first award, anyway?!
Sendoh: Uhm, I don't know.
LunarChild: Whaddya mean you don't know? You've seen the Shirei's script, haven't you?
Sendoh: No it was always sealed inside an envelope
LunarChild: Then why didn't you peek, dammit?!?
Sendoh: Because I'm a goody-goody, remember?
LunarChild: Oh yeah…well, you should've looked, anyway!!
Sendoh: Well, we can't do anything about that now. Maybe the Goblet of Fire knows.
LunarChild: The Goblet of Fire…? Oh yeah, that's our judge right? OK, you have a good idea for once bighead, now EXECUTE it!
Sendoh: Yosh! BRING FORTH THE GOBLET!
(the Goblet is brought forth)
Sendoh: Um, now what am I supposed to do?
LunarChild: Don't ask me, this is Mikara's show.
(the Goblet of Fire does its thing)
Sendoh: Huh? (a piece of paper flies out of the Goblet)
Sendoh (catches it): And the winner is…SENDOH AKIRA?!?!? Me?!?
LunarChild: You?!?
Sakuragi: Him?!?
Nayomi: Grasshead actually won something???
Sendoh: What'd I win? What'd I win??
Hoshi: Isn't it on the paper?
Sendoh (agonized): N-n-no! MIKARA-DONO!!!! (shakes Mikara) What'd I win??? What'd I win????
Mikara (still fussing over the Ring): …it's in the script, now go away, it's MINE, I found it, me, me, no one else!! (swipes at Sendoh) Get away, get away!
Sendoh (tearfully): B-b-but MIKARA-CHAN!!! My PRIZE!!! And what category did I win???
Mikara: My lovely, my pretty, my shining precious…
Sendoh: MIKARA!!!!!
Hoshi (looks around): Who else looked into the script???
Legato: I looked into ne'chan's script! I did!
LunarChild: Then why didn't you say so earlier?! (kicks Legato) Damn kid you take too much after your sister… So what was in the script??
Legato: …I don't remember.
LunarChild: Then why did you open your big fat trap in the first place?!? (kicks Legato over the moon)
Mikara: "Fly me to the moon/And let me play among the stars…"
Hoshi: Shut up singing girl. (throws Mikara over to the stage) GET IT ON ALREADY!!!!
Audience (chants): Get it on get it on get it on
Mikara: HOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (lands on top of Sendoh)
Sendoh and Mikara: Uh…
Audience: Get it on get it on get it on
Sendoh: Uh…is it me, or are they cheering for US??
Mikara (punches Sendoh): Stop dreaming, you playboy. You're too warm and soft for your own good.
END
A/N: Ei there people! Didja like chapter 3????
…
No?
Oh…more yaoi you say? I can do that.
More humor that SD fans can appreciate? I can do that too.
More satisfying endings? …Alright
Never let Sendoh be the host of any award-winning awards show ever again? Absolutely.
More awards and less beating around the bush? Uh, I'll try…but I need IDEAS! Help, please!! Send all suggestions to suna_no_hoshi@hotmail.com. I'll be sure to credit you guys for any ideas that I might use. And speaking of credit and terms of use…you know what's in here that belongs to someone else, and I don't mean to claim any of them. Also, there wasn't any Maki torture in this chapter! If anyone wants to flame me for that I won't really mind.
Also, for the people who are confused about the two Legatos, you can distinguish them by their last names and respective character traits. Legato Bluesummers (with the 's' in '-summers') is a character from Trigun and has blue hair, amber eyes and wears a long white coat. He is suave, sadistic and worships his master Knives. The other Legato is my sister (my real sister) and her last name is BluesumMER, without the 's' at the end. she has brown hair and amber eyes and wears a SHORT white coat. She is childish, sadistic, and worships sadistic people and their ways. She is a glomper extraordinaire, second only to Nakuru the uberglomper of Cardcaptors fame, and hangs out with people like Dilandau from Escaflowne and tends to act like them. She also claims to be androgynous/genderless. Don't ask. Anyway I think you'll have noticed the difference between these two while reading the A.A.A. Legato Bluesummer is also the one who refers to me as ne'chan (short for one-chan, 'older sister')
You think I should've put this all in the first chapter, shouldn't I have? Oh well, I wanted to confuse you people ^_^;;; Peace, minna! Just trying to have my little fun ^_^;;;;;;; anyway, ja mata ne! Watch out for the Fellowship of the R.O.W., coming very, very soon!
Erm, what else to put here…oh yeah, the disclaimers and the warnings…I didn't put any warning in the first chapter of the A.A.A. so I'll put them here—there will be LOTS of yaoi, blood, guts, wanton riceballs and torture in the succeeding chapters of the A.A.A, and maybe some suggestive stuff that will come from some mistended corner of whatever I have that passes for a mind…Also, I don't like the fact that I don't own Fuuma or any other character in any other successful anime or manga, but I am forced to admit this so that I might not lose a whole lot of money, another thing which I don't have…am I going on and on and on again without real purpose because I could have said all of this in a very short, brief, and concise way???
Yes I am…BUT I DON'T CARE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
we now take a short commercial break to allow Mikara to recover her sanity
ten minutes later
Mikara (still laughing): AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!….
Legato: Ne'chan! You're turning BLUE!!!
Mikara: ….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—ha? makes funny squeaky noises eeeeeeehhhhhhhvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….dies
Legato: AHHH!!! Ne'chan!!! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Who's going to continue the KurapikaXHisoka fic??? The A.A.A. fic???
Hoshi: And what about MY fic??? FUJIMAAAA!!!! (wanders off) FUJIMAAA!!!!! (jumps off a cliff) FUJIMAAAAAA!!!! splat
Legato: Poor Hoshi-san…she was always loveless…
Mikara (rises again): I meant it to be that way. dang Hoshi… I rigged everything so she would do exactly just that.
Legato: Nani??? NE'CHAN! You're alive! And you're not dead, either!! And I was going to have you cremated!!
Dilandau: Damn!
Legato (wistfully): Yeah…damn…
Mikara (dangerous voice): What do you mean, 'damn'?
Legato: Ah…ano…nothing, ne'chan! Ehe…me and Dilly just wanted to burn sumthin down…
Dilandau: Like you!
Legato: DILLY!! Don't say that!
Dilandau (pompous): And why not?
Legato: 'Cause ne'chan's got…
Legato is interrupted by a powerful blast of energy that comes out of a hole in the wall and rips Dilandau into tiny little shreds
Fuuma (comes out of the hole in the wall): Never, ever, EVER talk about fire in front of me. It gets me all excited.
Legato: …some very powerful friends.
END
Mikara: Thought Fuuma was protecting me, didn't'cha? Eheheh…the Shirei does it again, fooling everybody…wala pang nabibigyan ng awards!! [translation: and nobody's been given awards yet!!] Sorry people, I was planning to give out some awards in this chapter, not to mention make it a tad longer, but the muse eludes me yet again…NOT!! To tell the truth I've been writing more fics these past few days than the previous three years combined, and the A.A.A. is only the second fic that I've ever posted…it's also the second fic I've put down on paper, so I haven't really finalized my fic production schedules. I also haven't thought of any really good awards to give out ^^;;; so gomen for that…I need ideas people! Please feel free to email me at suna_no_hoshi@hotmail.com if you have any ideas at all for this! I'll be sure to credit you guys…Hey, wait a sec…don't I win an award for the longest author's notes in the history of fanfiction.net?? I mean this whole fic is actually part of the author's notes! Hey that also means that I've posted an author's notes without any fic attached! And the A.A.A. is going nowhere!
Oh well…hey I know now! This chapter's a commercial break from the A.A.A. while Eriol and Yue, our studio honchos debate on whether they should continue the live broadcast of the A.A.A. or just cut the entire thing completely and replace it with reruns of Specific Hospital for the remainder of the evening and reshow the A.A.A. next year, with all the blood and gore cut out, of course, which means all the fun will be gone, that is if they ever decide to take a breather from the "festivities" in the studio execs' viewing room thingy. (breathes again) Aaah…m'better…
…
Ok ok ok so to give you people some idea of what's coming up, since I probably wasted your time and money by letting you read this whole useless chapter: expect more blood, gore, yaoi pairings, at least one awarding, and of course, more Maki torture in the next installment of the A.A.A. Yuri fans, sorry but there will be absolutely no yuri in any of my fics, although I can't stop you from imagining anything. Hentai fans…we'll see.
Hello people! Didja like Chapter 2???
…
Ok so maybe some of you thought it was a copout…but personally I liked it. Let's just say it wasn't really a part of the A.A.A., but a commercial break, although exactly why we need commercial breaks in a fic rather escapes me… and you might notice that these two texts are separate from one another…that's because for some reason chapter 2 (the entire thing above was chapter 2) didn't want to load on fanfiction.net, so I thought, hey, why don't I just include it in chapter 3 and rename chapter 3 chapter 2? Anyway I made these two chapters on the same day…so I guess it's ok! ^^;;; anyway, let's get it on, shall we?
Legato: Finally!
Now where is that script? (searches for Chapter 3) Hey, Legato have you seen Chapter 3 of the A.A.A? (calls out) Legato? Legato! LEGA—mmphhh!!! (gets sucked into Sendoh's vacuum)
Sendoh: Finally I have my debut on the Anime Academy Awards, though I had to suction Miss Mikara into my vacuum to do so. I wonder why she didn't include me in the script for parts one and two…her sister Legato said it was because she's too protective of me but I don't think that's the reason why…
Dilandau ("I'M ALIVE!!!"): It's because epal ka no! [translation: 'epal' roughly means 'hanger-on who has no real reason to be here and is quite annoying' so this phrase means 'it's because you're an epal, dingbat!]
Sendoh: 'Epal' sounds a bit too harsh…I'm sure Miss Mikara wouldn't do that to me (Mikara: Wanna bet?), her first-ever SD crush (Mikara: My first crush was MITSUI!) … But anyway, hello there everyone! I'm…AKIRA SENDOH!!! *smile smile* And I'm a bishounen…JUST LIKE AKAGI-SAN!!!
Everybody: WHAAAAAAAAAT??????
Reactions from the SD people:
(Ayako faints, Anzai-sensei gets a heart attack, Mitsui's dentures fall out because he opens his mouth too wide, and Rukawa actually wakes up)
Reactions from the RK people:
(Kaoru screams, Shishio's hand catches fire, Sano chokes on his fishbone and dies, and Soujiro actually frowns)
Reactions from the X/1999 people:
(Kamui cuts himself, Yuzuriha trembles and cries, Seishirou comes back from the dead, and Subaru pitches forward on top of a fork and loses his remaining eye)
Reactions from the HunterXHunter people:
(Hisoka's House of Mouse—I mean, Cards falls down, and from somewhere in the back, Kurapika and Leorio are watching the…festivities.)
Kurapika: Hear that, Leorio? It means that even YOU could become a bishounen.
Leorio: …You mean I'm not good-looking?
Kurapika: Of course not. Hisoka is FAR better looking than you, one of the gokiburi [cockroach] order.
Saito: Hey! I resent that!
Hisoka (comes over): Why thank you, Pika-chan. (drapes his arms around Kurapika's shoulders) Why don't we just leave this un-bishounen alone now? Even though you're really cute, standing next to him detracts from your beauty, you know.
Kurapika: You make me sound like a Pokemon.
Hisoka (twirls Kurapika's tie): Maybe because you ARE. You're my little plaything, my little fluffy bunny, my pretty pet, aren't you?
Kurapika: …
Uhm…meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mikara has escaped and has is now beating up Sendoh.
Mikara: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!??
Sendoh: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to!!
Mikara: 'Sorry''s not enough, damn you! I worked SO hard to make that script and continue the AAA and make it successful AND YOU LOST IT!!! THAT'S why I didn't include you in the first and second parts because whenever YOU'RE with me, something like this happens!!!*
*Something like this also happened during Mikara's first quarterly examinations, when because Sendoh was on her mind she completely lost her head while studying and lost some very important notes that caused her to do much worse than she expected in the exams and prevented her from being on their batch's Top 20 for the first and only time.
Sendoh: Well…I didn't actually lose it.
Mikara (now practically waving Sendoh around): WELL THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO IT, YA FREAKING MORON?!?!?!?
Sendoh: Legato burned it, so stop waving me around.
Mikara: WHAT????
Sendoh: Legato burned it, while I was on my way back from your editor with the finalized version of the third chapter. NOW will you stop waving me around?
Mikara: Oh. (stops waving Sendoh around) I'm sorry, Sendoh.
Sendoh: Daijobu desu yo, Mikara-dono. We all make mistakes. Remember…
Mikara & Sendoh together: …'You always hurt the ones you love.'
…
Mikara: So now what?
Sendoh: …We give out the awards, of course. You remember what was in your own script, don't you?
Mikara: Yes, mostly…(undertone) but that nut Legato is still going to pay…oh yes she will…she most certainly will…(to the one Ring of Power) isn't that right, my beauty? My lovely, my precious…(fawns over the Ring) Ahh, yesss…my precious RING….
Sendoh: Uh…okay, well get back to Mikara-dono later on…right now, let's start with the awarding!
Russell Crowe: It's about time! H—(is sliced to bits by LunarChild)
LunarChild: Enough of your bad Filipino fat boy. Besides, you're not even supposed to be here—God forbid you have your own anime! Yo, grass head!
Sendoh: Yes?
LunarChild: Get it over with! We've had enough of the forehead's beating around the bush! What's the first award, anyway?!
Sendoh: Uhm, I don't know.
LunarChild: Whaddya mean you don't know? You've seen the Shirei's script, haven't you?
Sendoh: No it was always sealed inside an envelope
LunarChild: Then why didn't you peek, dammit?!?
Sendoh: Because I'm a goody-goody, remember?
LunarChild: Oh yeah…well, you should've looked, anyway!!
Sendoh: Well, we can't do anything about that now. Maybe the Goblet of Fire knows.
LunarChild: The Goblet of Fire…? Oh yeah, that's our judge right? OK, you have a good idea for once bighead, now EXECUTE it!
Sendoh: Yosh! BRING FORTH THE GOBLET!
(the Goblet is brought forth)
Sendoh: Um, now what am I supposed to do?
LunarChild: Don't ask me, this is Mikara's show.
(the Goblet of Fire does its thing)
Sendoh: Huh? (a piece of paper flies out of the Goblet)
Sendoh (catches it): And the winner is…SENDOH AKIRA?!?!? Me?!?
LunarChild: You?!?
Sakuragi: Him?!?
Nayomi: Grasshead actually won something???
Sendoh: What'd I win? What'd I win??
Hoshi: Isn't it on the paper?
Sendoh (agonized): N-n-no! MIKARA-DONO!!!! (shakes Mikara) What'd I win??? What'd I win????
Mikara (still fussing over the Ring): …it's in the script, now go away, it's MINE, I found it, me, me, no one else!! (swipes at Sendoh) Get away, get away!
Sendoh (tearfully): B-b-but MIKARA-CHAN!!! My PRIZE!!! And what category did I win???
Mikara: My lovely, my pretty, my shining precious…
Sendoh: MIKARA!!!!!
Hoshi (looks around): Who else looked into the script???
Legato: I looked into ne'chan's script! I did!
LunarChild: Then why didn't you say so earlier?! (kicks Legato) Damn kid you take too much after your sister… So what was in the script??
Legato: …I don't remember.
LunarChild: Then why did you open your big fat trap in the first place?!? (kicks Legato over the moon)
Mikara: "Fly me to the moon/And let me play among the stars…"
Hoshi: Shut up singing girl. (throws Mikara over to the stage) GET IT ON ALREADY!!!!
Audience (chants): Get it on get it on get it on
Mikara: HOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (lands on top of Sendoh)
Sendoh and Mikara: Uh…
Audience: Get it on get it on get it on
Sendoh: Uh…is it me, or are they cheering for US??
Mikara (punches Sendoh): Stop dreaming, you playboy. You're too warm and soft for your own good.
END
A/N: Ei there people! Didja like chapter 3????
…
No?
Oh…more yaoi you say? I can do that.
More humor that SD fans can appreciate? I can do that too.
More satisfying endings? …Alright
Never let Sendoh be the host of any award-winning awards show ever again? Absolutely.
More awards and less beating around the bush? Uh, I'll try…but I need IDEAS! Help, please!! Send all suggestions to suna_no_hoshi@hotmail.com. I'll be sure to credit you guys for any ideas that I might use. And speaking of credit and terms of use…you know what's in here that belongs to someone else, and I don't mean to claim any of them. Also, there wasn't any Maki torture in this chapter! If anyone wants to flame me for that I won't really mind.
Also, for the people who are confused about the two Legatos, you can distinguish them by their last names and respective character traits. Legato Bluesummers (with the 's' in '-summers') is a character from Trigun and has blue hair, amber eyes and wears a long white coat. He is suave, sadistic and worships his master Knives. The other Legato is my sister (my real sister) and her last name is BluesumMER, without the 's' at the end. she has brown hair and amber eyes and wears a SHORT white coat. She is childish, sadistic, and worships sadistic people and their ways. She is a glomper extraordinaire, second only to Nakuru the uberglomper of Cardcaptors fame, and hangs out with people like Dilandau from Escaflowne and tends to act like them. She also claims to be androgynous/genderless. Don't ask. Anyway I think you'll have noticed the difference between these two while reading the A.A.A. Legato Bluesummer is also the one who refers to me as ne'chan (short for one-chan, 'older sister')
You think I should've put this all in the first chapter, shouldn't I have? Oh well, I wanted to confuse you people ^_^;;; Peace, minna! Just trying to have my little fun ^_^;;;;;;; anyway, ja mata ne! Watch out for the Fellowship of the R.O.W., coming very, very soon!