Title: Evil Has a Gender
Rating: K
Characters/Pairings: Shinji, Ann - None
Word Count: 273
Warning(s): het, shonen-ai
Summary: Shinji mumbles about the evil of the opposite sex. Ann probably isn't the best person to talk to.
A/N: Yay for Fudomine! My second drabble has a character dating an OC too…Strange…
Shinji growled into his vanilla shake as he watched Kamio chatter away to a girl on Fudomine's other tennis team. Why was Kamio out on a date with her anyways?
"It's not like she's all that cute either," Shinji mumbled, voicing his thoughts. "She's just another girl, nothing special." His tablemate sighed.
Ann didn't know why she agreed to go out for shakes with Shinji. Any attractive qualities he had were drowned out by his incessant murmuring. Sure, you got used to it after a while, but still.
"I bet that girl doesn't even know who Kamio is," Shinji continued, oblivious to the thought processes of the girl across from him. "She just saw a pretty face and wanted to go out with it. All girls are like that, they just want to go out with a good looking guy. Females are evil." Ann gave Shinji a warning glance, which he promptly ignored. "They try to steal away your friends. You'd never see me going out with a girl."
Ann had enough. A free shake was nice, but Shinji just wanted to spy on Kamio's date. And he kept saying girls were evil, which they most certainly were not! Ann whapped Shinji on the head and left.
"Ow," he said. "That wasn't nice. See, that just proves my point. Girls are evil. And hit you for no reason. And now that girl with Kamio is leaving too. I wonder why? Oh well, at least now Kamio won't be bothered by her anymore. And I can have my friend back." Shinji got up and walked over to Kamio's table before occupying the vacant seat.