Darrell: Yay! Our first asker! Let us...*dramatic voice* Begin!
Breana: Everybody, What if Master Splinter picked Mikey to be leader?
Everyone: Uhhhhhhh...
Mikey: That would be awesome!
Darrell: That would be catastrophic!
Mikey: No it wouldn't!
Raph: You would make us eat pizza all day and Shredder would get away with everything.
*Everyone but Mikey nods in agreement*
Mikey: No I-
Donnie: Don't deny it! Next!
Breana: Leo, if you can meet Captain Ryan, what would you do?
Raph: He would-
Breana: Raph, if you interrupt, I swear, I will dump a millon cockroaches in your room!
Leo: Hmmm, never thought about it. I guess I would go across the galaxy with him and destroy evil! *Stands in dramatic pose*
Raph: You look like an idiot.
Darrell: Raph, I will help Breana put this cockroaches in your room!
Breana: Raph, Raphie How come you don't want to ask questions?
Darrell: HAHAHAHA! *falls onto floor laughing* She-she called you...Raphie! HAHAHAHA!
Raph: It's because this is stupid! I'd rather be fighting Shredder than doing this!
Darrell: I can make that happen, if you want...*evil smirk*
Raph: Never mind...*crosses arms* I'm already getting cockroaches in my room
Breana: Donnie, *smirks* Kiss April *smirk grows wider* on the lips!
Donnie" I-uh-you-uh... *pulls at imaginary collar* Is it hot in here?
Darrell: *smirks* Do it or I will lock you two in a closet until you do it. And before you say anything else, there will be cameras!
Donnie: Uh...O...K...* kisses April on the lips* Uh...*faints*
Darrell: Thank Breana! You made my day, and you killed Donnie! Donnie! Wake up!
April: Well...That just happened...
Casey: I'm gonna-
Darrell: Touch Donnie and I kill you! Got it Jones! *knocks him over*
Casey: Yeah, I got it. *gets up and rubs his butt* That really hurt!
Darrell: That was the point! Idiot...
Breana: Mikey, What was the best prank you ever did?
Mikey: That's a hard one to answer...Oh I know!
Darrell: Mikey, you better not!
Mikey: It happened a few days ago...
(Flashback)
I was in Darrell's room, trying to wake her up. She can sleep like a bear! So I decided to take advantage of that. I taped pictures of Donnie all over her walls, table, even her bed! Then I glued glitter all over her face. I'm surprised she didn't wake up yet! And lastly, I covered her face with a pair of Casey's underwear that hadn't been washed in a week, and ran away.
3 seconds later, I hear Darrell start gagging and gasping for breath.
"MIKEY!" She yelled, storming out of her room "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
I, of course, was laughing. "Have-have you seen...YOUR FACE!"
She ran back to her room and screamed, running out with her tanto in hand. "YOU DIE TONIGHT!"
I then had to run for my life, still laughing...
(Flashback over)
Mikey: I now have this cut on my shell *shows cut*
Darrell: Do that again, and it'll be on your face
Mikey: It was still funny...
Darrell: Is this funny? *punches his guts*
Mikey: *doubles over* Good one Darrell...
Donnie: Wait, why did you put pictures of ME all over her room?
Darrell: NEXT!
Breana: Casey, Were you surprised when that old dude pulled out a chainsaw?
Casey: Of course I was! I thought I was going to die!
*Darrell and Donnie smirk*
Donnie: Wouldn't that be unfortunate...
Darrell: *whispers to Donnie* You grab him, I'll get the rope
Breana: Darrell, If you can have anything in the world what would it be?
Darrell: Oh! A question for me! Hmmm, that would be hard to answer...5,000 views in a month! Oh wait, that already happened...*gasp* Nope...*gasp* No, not that either...
Raph: Just pick something!
Darrell: *glares at Raph* Don't pressure me! I think it would be...A world without Shredder!
Leo: Amen to that!
Donnie: But without Shredder, we wouldn't be here today.
Darrell: *glares at Donnie* You had to complicate things, didn't you. I would kill him after you guys were created then.
Donnie: How would you-
Darrell: Just shut up!
Donnie: Make me
*Darrell pulls out her bo-staff and attacks Donnie*
Donnie: I didn't mean like that!
Due to Donnie angering Darrell, we'll have to cut this one short. Have a turtlerific day!
Darrell: These are from my little sisters...They might get annoying
Rebecca: Leo, have you been worrying about Splinter and Karai while your in North Hampton?
Leo: Of course! They might be Kraang-atized by now! I'm worried sick!
Darrell: *places hand on Leo's shoulder* We all are, but hey, you'll be returning to the city soon!
Leo: *smiles at Darrell* Thanks *tries to get a hug from Darrell*
Darrell: *pushes Leo's face* We may be "brother and sister" but we're not THAT close.
Sarah: Donnie, how do you make the smoke bombs?
Darrell: Didn't we go over that in an episode a while ago? Like, in season 1?
Mikey: We did?
Donnie: We did, you were just to busy playing with them to listen.
Mikey: Well then, *pulls out smoke bomb* Booyakasha! *drops egg, not smoke bomb*
Darrell: *shakes her head* Well, there goes my breakfast...
Rebecca: How is it that only Mikey can cook?
Donnie: I tried, but I got distracted by an experiment and let it burn.
Leo: The kitchen appliances hate me.
Raph: I hate cooking.
Darrell: Mikey never let's me.
April: Same.
Casey: Never tried.
Darrell: Next question please.
Rebecca: Mikey, play with me! Play with me! *says play with me for a long, LONG time*
Raph: Now I know what you mean by annoying *covers ears* Can I stab her with my sai?
Darrell: *also covering her ears* Please do!
Snow Mermaid: Donnie I dare you to go to April's house and kiss her while she's sleeping and then escape before she wakes up.
Donnie: What is it with people wanting me to kiss April?! That's twice this chapter!
April: I'm dead-bolting all my entrances tonight...
Darrell: Oh, come on April, You know you want him ta kiss you again
April: *blushes* Shut it!
Darrell: Donnie and April, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-AHHHHH!
April: *throws tessen at Darrell* I said, shut it! *rag face*
Due to April losing her temper, we'll have to cut this one short. Have a turtlerific day!
Snow Mermaid: Leo you should confess your love for Karai.
Leo: *blushes* Uhh...
Darrell: That might have to wait, but I will keep this in mind when we get back to the city!
Leo: No you won't! You have short-term memory loss!
Darrell: Since when?
Leo: Since now! *hits Darrell in the head*
Darrell: *knocked out by Leo*
Donnie: *stares at Leo* You. Are. Twisted.
pheonixlegend: Hi everyone! Donnie & Casey: Why do you like April so much?
Donnie: Because she's cute, smart, funny, and awesome.
Casey: Because she's tough, and smart, and hot
Donnie: Hey, you stole smart from me!
Casey: No I didn't!
Donnie: Yes you did!
Casey: No! I! Didn't! *pounces on Donnie*
Donnie: *wrestling with Casey* Oh it's on!
Darrell: *wakes up* What's going-Yeah! Come on Donnie! Whoop his-
Due to Donnie and Casey fighting, we'll have to cut this one short. Have a turtlerific day!
pheonixlegend: Mikey: If you had to choose between Ice Cream Kitty and the existence of pizza what would it be?
Mikey: *gasps* I don't know! Pizza! No Ice Cream Kitty! No Pizza! No Ice Cream Kitty! Pizza! Kitty! Pizza! Kitty! GHAAAAAAA! *head explodes*
Darrell: *glares at pheonixlegend* Great! You killed the funny one! Now my sister will never let me live this down!
Rebecca: *enters lair* Darrell! Where's Mikey?!
Darrell: *hides in a corner* See what you've done?!
pheonixlegend: Leo: As a Space Heroes fan, do you have an OTP?
Leo: OTP?
Darrell: One true pairing...idiot...
Leo: I'm not sure. Captain Ryan has been with several girls in the show, but they all stabbed him in the back...
Raph: Like Karai will.
Leo: *glares at Raph* No she won't!
Darrell: Trust Leo, Raph.
Raph: Didn't you hate her not that long ago?
Darrell: I know stuff you guys don't so just shut it!
Leo: What?!
Darrell: Leo, we went over this stuff in September when I meet you! Not. Telling. **
Leo: But-
Darrell: *throws rock into Leo's mouth* NO! NEXT!
WildChild13: Yay! Q and A time! Mikey: do you have squirrelphobia now? Those squirrelnoids were CREEPY. The scariest thing for me though was the speed demon...
Mikey: No...
Darrell: He does, he has nightmares about them.
Donnie: the technical term for it is Scuirophobia and yes, he does.
Mikey: No I don't!
Darrell: Yes you do, and also...OMG! The speed demon was SO scary! I freaked out when it 'ate' Donnie! You can ask my sister's, I screamed!
WildChild13:Donnie: okay, scary question alert. Do you know what the Russian sleep experiment is? What are your opinions on it? DO NOT LET MIKEY READ THAT ARTICLE!
Donnie: Yes I do, and I believe that it is disgusting!
Darrell: *sneaks off to read article*
Donnie: The way that the subjects did to themselves, because of the gas, it just disturbs me!
Darrell: *comes running out of her room, screaming*
Leo: Darrell! What happened!
Darrell: *pukes* Should...not have read that article! *pukes again*
Mikey: No I really don't want to read that article...
WildChild13:Raph: You notice that red can be the color of love and kindness, right? And valentines day? Hehehe...
Darrell: ...Phhhhhh! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Raphie is loving and kind! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raph: Master Splinter, can I have a different colored mask?!
WildChild13: Leo: if you and Stockman were in a fight, and you both had no weapons, what would you do? Buy him an ice cream cone or kick his sorry butt? (I'd get him ice cream. I feel extreme pity for that guy.)
Leo: ...Kick his sorry butt, then buy him ice cream, if he didn't work for Shredder, then I'd just kick his butt
Darrell: Do you wanna give him *sings* the best of both worlds!...*normal voice* I couldn't help myself...
**See 'Meeting The Turtles'
Thanks WildChild13, now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight!
Keep asking away! Everyone *glares at Raph* but Raph, enjoys answering your questions! *snaps fingers* Hehe
Raph: *appears in Shredder's lair* Crap, should have just kept my mouth shut!