At Nicktroplis at the familiar Hotel Carly and Sam just finished off one of their successful show
Freddie: and we're clear good job you guys especially the new segment "Eat that disgusting food" *then glares at Sam* if only Sam only ate that food and not me
Sam: its not my fault that you ate dead worms with green slime
Freddie's face turned green and he ran to the bathroom after thinking about that image, Carly gave Sam a dirty look
Sam: What? its not my fault that he has a weak stomach
Carly: oh Sam
Spencer: *came in * hey have you guys seen Totally Terri?
Carly: no
Sam: why would we watch that garbage ?
Spencer: well you know your new segment "Eat that disgusting food"? well they have one themselves called "eat that disgusting dessert"
Carly, Sam: WHAT?!
Sam: I thought we taught those bozos a lesson!
Carly: well apparently they need to be taught a bigger lesson
Freddie: *came back from the bathroom* what are we going to do?
Sam: hit them with the butter sock?
Carly: no we're going to sue them!
*Cue Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law theme*
At Harvey's office Harvey was looking at the files while Avenger and Peanut was working on the Popcorn machine
Harvey: kinda a boring day no cases
Peanut: want some Popcorn?
Harvey: you know I still don't understand how you could afford that popcorn machine your paycheck isn't that big
Peanut: *smirked* oh I have ways
Intercom: there's a ICarly here to see you
Harvey: Wow ICarly here send them in Debbie
Eventually Carly, Sam and Freddie came in
Harvey: ICarly I'm a fan of your show I watch it every day I'm Harvey Birdman
Carly: *shakes Harvey's hand * its nice to meet you and we really appecrite it
Peanut: *smirked at Carly* and I'm Peanut I'm going to be your pilot for the evening
Harvey: So what can I do for you kids?
Sam: Those Totally Terri writers keep stealing from ICarly and we're tired of it we want to sue them! I still say I should beat them with my butter sock
Carly: No Sam your not
Peanut: *smirked seductively at the web show startlet* you can beat me with a butter sock any time you want
Harvey: don't worry Kids I'll make sure those writers will be brought down by justice I'll take the case! but, first could I get a autograph?
Later on the day Harvey was watching Totally Terri and understands what those kids are talking about unknown that his boss Phil Sebban was right behind him
Phil: Birdman!
Harvey: *was startled by his boss's appearance * gah! Phil what are you doing here?
Phil: Birdman The Dingo Channel wants me to make a show to put on their channel I'm making my show called The Haha Show and I need a producer to help me
Harvey: wow Phil I'm...
Phil: I'm going to borrow your bird for awhile
Avenger looked confused as well as Harvey , His boss took his bird away to make his show
Harvey: Honored?
Then it was time for court Harvey was sitting with the ICarly while Reducto was sitting with The Totally Terri Writers
Carly: Think we have a chance?
Harvey: don't worry kid I think we got this
Baliff: Now presenting the all mighty judge himself Mentok the Mindtaker
A green cloud opened the door and then landed on the judge's chair Poof! the cloud changed into a green skinned man
Mentok: nice job there your getting better with the introduction keep it up all righty Mr. Birdman your opening statement
Harvey: ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I asked you why would a couple of TV show writers steal ideas from a couple of kids who enjoy having fun making a web show for fun! Is that a crime?! I think not Your Honor I would like to call Freddie Benson to the stand
Freddie went to the stand and sit down
Harvey: Tell me what do you do beside being a student at school?
Freddie: I'm a Tech Producer for ICarly
Harvey: I see so you handle the technology and equpiments?
Freddie: Correct
Harvey: so who comes up with the Segments for the show?
Freddie: Mostly all three of us but sometimes mostly Carly and Sam
Harvey: And it is it true that The Totally Terri writers stole your segments
Freddie: yes they did and they keep saying that didn't but we all know they did
Harvey: nothing further
Reducto: *points his shrink gun at Freddie* how do we know that you didn't steal ideas from my clients?
Freddie: Huh?
Sam: WHAT DID HE SAY?!
Carly: down Sam
Reducto: for all we know ICarly could be ripping off Totally Terri Back off!
Freddie: no you got that all wrong they stole from us!
Harvey: objection
Mentok: Sustained
Mentok, Reducto: Your honor I would like to call Roland Flores to the stand
Reducto: tell me Mr. Flores you remember these kids?
Roland: yeah their from ICarly they think that we stole their segments
Sam: LIAR!
Roland: like I said we didn't steal their ideas
Reducto: ladies and gentlemen of the jury it seems to me that those kids are crazy and pointed fingers at just ordinary writers who wants their show to be good!
Sam: Why I outta….
Carly: easy Sam
Reducto: Nothing further
Harvey: you said that you didn't steal segments from my Clients?
Roland: no they are crazy
Harvey: Then how do you explain ICarly's Random Dancing to your Random Jumping or how about ICarly's messing with Lewbert to your Messing with Rupert! CONWENSIDCE ?! I THINK NOT!
Mentok: all right ten minute recess...
The Juror: Your honor we already made our decsion
Mentok: oh goodie then that means I can get out early to watch my soaps
The Juror: we find the Defendant Guilty
The Totally Terri Writers: WHAT!
The ICarly gang: YES!
Carly hugged both Sam and Freddie even kissed both of them on the cheek, Freddie then passed out on the floor. Later on everyone meant up in Harvey's office
Harvey: well everybody we won again was there any doubt?
Phil: but The Dingo Channel rejected my show it was inapporite ha ha not for children
Carly:thank you so much for helping us Mr. Birdman how about you join us on our next show
Harvey: Wow thanks I'm Honored
Sam: as long you don't plagrism us
Everyone then started to laugh
Cue Credits
Gary Cole- Harvey/Avenger
Stephen Colbert- Phil Sebben/ Reducto
Thomas Allen- Peanut/ The Juror
Miranda Cosgrove- Carly Shay
Jennette McCurdy- Sam Puckett
Nathan Kress- Freddie Benson
Jerry Trainor- Spencer Shay
Patrick Flanagon- Roland
