'oh my gun powder his muscles!' I thought to myself, almost drooling. Harley looked at me knowingly, and smirked. I blushed and tried to hide my face. I screamed out in pain as I bent to far. Joker stopped mid-step and turned his head to look at me. Harley came running over to look at my back. I started tearing up and my vision became cloudy. 'great what did I do to myself this time?' I asked myself.
"oh Puddin her back opened again." Harley said frantically. "what do you mean AGAIN?" Joker hissed. "well..." Harley hesitated to said. "Harley Quinn you better tell me. don't make Daddy mad." he warned. "well Batman attacked Suga, because she was dressed like me. he cut open her back and gave her a few bruised ribs. I think she bent to far and reopened the wound." Harley explained in a rush. "HE WHAT?" J yelled, seething.
I sniffled and laid my head down on J's shoulder, feeling drained. "take me home, please." I asked tiredly. "where do you live Suga?" Harley asked. " I don't have one." I replied blushing. "well now you do. Harley go get the car." J ordered. " yes Mista J." Harley replied, mock saluting. Harley ran off down the street as J gently set me down on my feet. "now let Daddy see your back Suga." J ordered, leaving no room for argument. I turned around and showed him my back. J lifted his shirt off my back, mindful of the drying blood around the wound. " It's definitely going to scar, but I can fix that right up. I can..." "NO!" I interrupted, J looked a little mad but I didn't care. " I'm keeping it, I can use it to split a face." I explained.
" what do you mean Suga?" J asked, confused. " with yours and Harley's permission, I was going to have one side tattooed as your face and the other side Harley's face." I told J, blushing. " you can do that Suga, do you want it stitched or burned?" J asked me. " burned, it heals faster and looker cooler." I said, smiling. a purple Lamborghini skidded to a halt next to us. " hiya Puddin, Suga. Batsy is on the move. he put the word out on Suga, she's a wanted criminal now." Harley giggled. " top hats and laughing clowns, he's an asshole." I seethed.
' what am I gonna do now?' I thought to myself.