Kirito's POV

One instant, I was in pain. The next, I was dead or so I thought.

After my heart stopped, instead of staying that way, it started up again, like a car engine. The a girl kicked me in the gut. With a jolt, I opened my eyes to see a pink haired girl over my head. She looked pissed off for some reason, but on the other hand, I got a pretty nice view of her panties. To my surprise, it's also pink.

"Get up, servant!" She ordered. Following up with another kick in the shoulder.

Confused and in pain from the kicks, I stood up. "What's that for," I demanded. My voice seem to be higher than usual. Looking at my outfit, I realized that I was in my GGO avatar form. My photon blade and five-seven pistol were still on my belt. Looking around I saw a group of kids with capes, like they were all trying to be a superhero in those cartoon shows. The girl in front of me was surprisingly short comparing from the group of kids behind her.

After a few more observations, I turned my attention back to the girl who kicked me. "So, who are you?" I asked, stilled confused.

This time the girl was the one confused. "Who-Are-You?" I asked again, but slower this time.

Instead of getting an answer, she freaking kissed me. I pushed her aside and backed up. My body began to burn and for once, I really hoped that the drug had killed me. After the pain was gone, with a surprised look, I began to ask her questions.

"Who are you?"

"…."

"Why did you kiss me?"

"..."

"Why th-"

"Shut up already!" She screamed.

I covered my ears from the sudden burst. without warning, she gave me another wave.

"I don't understand what you're trying to say! so shut your freaking mouth, familiar!" She ordered, while raising a wooden rod.

Suddenly, my body or something blew up. The explosion knocked me backwards. The fall I took wasn't pretty, where I landed head first on the ground. Finally, I lost my patience and the rage within me began to take over my mouth.

"Why did you do that for and why did you kiss me?!" I demanded with a stare.

A bit confused, she replied, "I can understand you." Just realizing it now, I also became confused.

"Anyways, forget about that. I'm Louise and you're my familiar or a servant. The nation you're in is Tristain and this is Tristain Academy of Magic. The kiss I gave you was to complete the contract between us." Louise announced with her hands on her waist.

"What your name then?" She demanded.

"I'm Kirito." I answered back.

An acquire silence arose from the between us and the group.

"Ha ha ha! You truly are the Zero. You summoned a useless commoner as your familiar, Totally expected of you," a girl with red hair and brown skin teased and breaking the silence.

Louise's eyes lit up in flames and yelled back. "At least my familiar is better looking than your lizard, fever face Kirche!"

Things got a little too nasty afterwards with a fist fight and hair pulling. Then getting myself pulled by the neck collar by my now known as my master, Louise, to her room and finding out I have to sleep on a sack of hay. The worst part was that she wouldn't believe the fact that I was from another world.

"So you're saying that you're from a planet called Earth. In a nation named Japan." Louise asked unamused.

"Yes," I replied.

"In that world of yours, you are known as the black swordsman and that you are one of the strongest in something you called Sword Art Online."

"Yes."

"Yeah right. Even if you are, there's no way you can get back so just forget it." Louise complained with a sigh.

"Besides, a girl like you can't possibly be that powerful," Louise argued

" For your information, I'm a-"

I stopped for a second and realized that something was wrong. "Can I leave the room for one sec. I dropped something on the hallway," I said, pleading. Louise allowed me to go with a wave of her hand.

Outside the room, I took off my chest plate, and checked my chest. I felt two soft things instead of the flat chests that all males should have. They're breasts and B-cups too. My hope was lost when couldn't feel anything between my legs. In shock, I gave a out a screeching yell.

"What the hell is happening to me!"