Day 1

Mello's POV

This was easy! I could last months without chocolate! I admit it's annoying to have Ide follow me to check if I eat any chocolate, but it was fine.

That was until I saw the candy shop. I looked into the window and saw an entire chocolate section! So many chocolate bars! I almost drooled looking at it.

"Mello...?" I turned around to see Ide with a concerned look on his face. "Don't mess this up. I bet a month's salary on you."

"Fine..." As if I give a crap about his damn salary.

"...You want to beat Near, right?"

I glared. "Yeah..."

"This will prove you're better than Near... better than L even."

I grinned. Better than L... I liked the sound of that.

L's POV

God... a day without sugar... it sucks.

Sugar gives energy to the brain, and it also keeps you awake. In conclusion... I felt stupid and I was tired as hell.

Judged on how Matsuda incessantly asking if I'm okay or not... he probably placed a bet that I'll win the bet. Or something. It's a 5% chance... no 40... I CAN'T THINK LIKE THIS!

If a normal person can only last 3 weeks without sugar, then how long do I have? A day? A week? An hour?

Light is probably laughing so hard he's red by now! If he's laughing, he must not be Kira! I mean must! I mean... GAH! Why do you have to eat that Cookies 'n Cream flavored ice cream in front of me, Watari?

I was so sleepy... wait... is that a flying strawberry? I fell asleep again! Well... seeing as a plain strawberry doesn't count as sugar...

Suddenly Light appeared before me. In Chibi form. Why is it I dream everything in Chibi form? Anyways, he held up the contract. "Read the fine print."

I squinted to see it. "L must also not eat stra... Son of a...!" Then Light disappeared and I woke up.

"DAMN YOU, LIGHT!"

In the monitor room Matsuda and Light sweatdropped. "He knows we can hear him, right?"

"I think he understands that perfectly well..."

Matt's POV

Who cares that I can't play video games, that's what we have TV for anyways! And who cares if I can't smoke, it's bad for you anyways.

... An hour later I found myself in the kitchen with my fingers doing everything by themselves.

"Matt...?" Mogi asked.

"Yeah?"

"Are you smoking a smarty?" (You know, those candies?)

"Yeah."

"And... are you playing the microwave?"

"Quiet, I'm almost one the next level."

"..." He's losing it. Mogi thought.

"There isn't anything in the rules against it."

Light suddenly appeared with the contract, and a pen. He scribbled something down. "There is now."

Matt stopped pushing random buttons on the microwave and the smarty dropped from his mouth. "Goddammit."

Near's POV

No toys. At all... And I can't even twirl my hair...

Damn, I'm bored.

Someone give me a case. Any case. I don't care if even a 4 year old can solve it! Just give me a case.

"Aizawa."

"Yes, Near?" Aizawa answered.

"How long has it been since the bet started?"

"A couple of hours."

I stared at the clock. The clock...

"Aizawa. Pass me the clock." When Aizawa gave him the clock, I ordered him to step back a bit.

Aizawa was confused, but he did step back. Then I stood up and threw the clock like a freesbee. Aizawa caught it before it could reach the wall.

"Are you really that bored?"

"Yes. Now pass it back."

Light burst into the room and said "No turning household items into toys. This clock is expense." Then he took the clock and left.

I stood there with my eye twitching. "I sure hope Mikami didn't read the manga. Otherwise I'm screwed."

Posted this up early since I have nothing better to do. And I know I can't post anything in July.

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