Gumi: Vo-ca!
Me: Thanks Gumi. You can do the opening any time.
Gumi: No problem.
Me: Anyways, the last chapter had...horrible French words. Sorry for that. These are just scenes I created, not an actual fanfic with a major plot. Also, the first chapter was published TODAY...LANGUAGE WARNING. IF ANY WORDS OFFEND YOU, DO NOT READ ((Major use of fuck in this)).
[Ia shouting to Miku]
HEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING.
[Miku shouting to Ia]
FINE. HOW ABOUT YOU.
[Ia shouting to Miku]
GREAT. AWESOME.
[Luka to both]
You're shouting in my fucking ears like you're trying to rape them.
[Miku to Luka]
DON'T FUCKING CARE BEYACH.
[Ia to Luka]
YEAH. WHAT THE FUCK SHE SAID.
[Luka to both]
STOP RAPING MY EARS.
[Both]
FUCK NO.
[Luka to both]
You know, I can move so you two can talk to each other.
[Miku to Luka]
DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?
[Luka to both]
Yes, I speak the language of nude beaches. Why? (1)
[Both singing]
Eh bien, nous n'avons pas putain de soins parce que nous ne sommes pas votre fils de pute moyennes nous pouvons crier et encore chanter cette chanson alors Let's fucking crier ce ~ (2)
[Luka to both]
What's up with the word fuck?
[Meiko to all]
FUCK DIS SHIT!
[Miku and Ia to all (in unison)]
A new word!
[Rin to all]
Gurl, I'm fucking this shit up because I'm gonna be the bastard who cusses the most in one motherfucking shit load of a damn fucking sentence cuz I'm so fucking cool like that BEYACH!
[All]
Youth is so fucking awesome.
[Gumi to all]
I'M FIRING MY PISTOL HUZZAH *shoots everyone* (3)
[Gumo to Gumi]
Hey sis.
[Gumi to Gumo]
*still shooting* Hey bro. Fine day, isn't it?
[Gumo to Gumi]
Yep. I'm so fucking proud of you. (4)
APPENDIX
(1) Yes, I speak the language of nude beaches. Why? means Luka is referencing France's topless women and nude beaches.
(2) "Eh bien, nous n'avons pas putain de soins parce que nous ne sommes pas votre fils de pute moyennes nous pouvons crier et encore chanter cette chanson alors Let's fucking crier ce ~"
means "Well, we don't fucking care 'cause we aren't your average motherfuckers we can shout and still sing this song so let's fucking shout this!"
(3) This is a meme (this is the Vocaloid fandom version) where Haku shouts "DOCTORLOCTORAGAMAPUSHUZZAH!" (something like that) or "IMMA FIRING MY LAZER!" In both, a lazer comes out of her mouth. I mixed it up for Gumi.
(4) I don't know how funny this will be, so here it goes. *takes deep breath* In this part, the Megpoid siblings don't care if they're murdering someone. So, Gumo acts normal and says he's proud of his sister.
VocaloidWriter: Oh my oranges. I WROTE MORE CRAP. It was somewhere on my to-do list...((SPOILER ALERT))...Aha! Between "go shopping" and "stalk Len"...((END OF SPOILER ALERT))...review, follow, favorite, community?
Gumi: VocaloidWriter doesn't own Vocaloid.
Me: Thanks.
Gumi: Gu-mi!