Hmmm... I looked at my 'Disclaimer to End All Disclaimers', and I realized that it was only for Gundam Wing! Dammit, I need to write another one. Oh, well. Here goes nothin'.

THE DISCLAIMER TO END ALL GORILLAZ DISCLAIMERS

Shin: Gorillaz belongs to it's respectful owners-

Murdoc: No blo'ody bastards own me!

Shin: To virgin records-

2D: Why d'they call themselves 'virgin' records?

Murdoc: 'cause y're part 'o it.

2D: Ok... 'ey!

Shin: To the people who draw it, sing the music and other stuff, and I'm too lazy to write the names...

Murdoc: Y're always too lazy, geil.

Shin: Shut up. And also, I think, to Dan the Automator... he produced them, right? Please don't correct me if I'm wrong...

Del: I deserve a mention!

Shin: To Del tha Funky Homosapien...

Del: Heh, dat's right, Russ, I own you!

Russ: *blanked out*

Shin: And to all the merchandising people who want to go all-out with a Gorillaz movie, action figures and a TV show!

2D: Oh, no... More me-bashin'!

Murdoc: *cracks knuckles*

END