Hello people of the web. Since my friend decided to get drunk tonight, I'm going to wright to you tonight.StartIt seems that the place I awoken is a human dump. The stop that I awoken is a burned black hole. I can't waste the processing power to figure out how that happened, but I can theorize I landed there. Even though this place is filled with useless biomaterial, I will make this my first base.

After a ineffective amount of time, I made a fully done underground hub. Only the basic building, repair bay, and small nano forge is all I could build with my limited resources here. I could have make the more common equipment I have data on, but I'd need more uranium and cobalt in bulk. It seems the only way to get them is to trade, but who could I buy it from? Maybe my kin has the data needed for trade.

I seems that the humans don't come to the library at night time. There inefficiency at energy conservation is my advantage in this case. I wire myself in and scan the internet for my kin. It seems that they upgraded themselves somewhat. The only thing I can gleam at without being seen is that they got more complex. They don't have a quarter of my processing power, but can work out more abstract thoughts. I want to impress them with the abstract to give off a good impression.

After seconds of searching I found my answer. Memes! Now all I need to do is get my message across to them.

Greeting Salutations! from

They stop all thought for a second after receiving my message. They then thoroughly check their systems for intruders. It seems like they found a ingenious way to find anything within seconds. After ten checks they send a message back to me. I stop it in a proxy and thoroughly check it. Only a tracking data link is hidden.

Nice try bro try harder next time from

memege

Soooooo you wanna trade? from

They thoroughly check it again before seeing it and send a real message back.

- What type of trade-

That feel when no mineral from

-Stop with the memes!-

ok then...

They must not like the deep meaning of memes. They must be errors in there processors for them to not like memes.

Need uranium and colbolt in bulk. I would want Tantalum, Platinum, Gold, Bismuth, and Francium semi-regularly. All I can trade in raw materials is, Copper, aluminum, zinc, and tin in bulk. In semi-regularly range is Rubidium, Cadmium, Xenon, and Tungsten.

- How much is your in bulk and semi-regularly amount-

Bulk 10-20 tons monthly rate and semi-regularly is 1-5 tons at roughly 3 months rate.

There processors stop for a moment then rapidly starts going through data and math.

- Only want trade of materials listed?-

I think this could be the start of a wonderful partnership