The Grim Shego Chapter 2
Her blue skin reminded her of Drakken so much but he didn't have black eyes that gave the creeps no that was karaoke nights' job.
"So it wasn't a dream" Shego said, as she put it all together in her mind
"No, so I'm sure you've had a few unwanted visitors?"
"Some guy who could control shadows or air" Shego told her, remembering the trip to the castle
"Ah, Shadex, we have a couple of million in each country sadly. Never the less you are aware you must have training?" the woman spoke softly
"Oh jeez why? And what's your name again?" the woman laughed at this, again, such a funny term.
"Valley, I know you must be fed up with all these visions by now of what happened in your dream haunting you... that part can wait" she said putting a hand in the air trying to put everything together, Shego might not even be able to transform,
"Can you transform?"
"The thing with skull?"
"The grim reaper" Valley stated, a little offended that the most wanted job in hell was referred to as the thing with a skull, "yes"
"I tried but I can't" Valley considered, the soul that allowed the grim reaper to flow was being blocked, maybe some anger might be the trick,
"Well in that case, Kim will die, all of the ones you loved, I guess I was wasting my time on you, human" Shego looked at the girl, a very big frown on her face, I'm goanna die again, but hey it's what I do.
"Oh fuck off" Shego said,
"I will, I guess I will just see you and Kim go bye bye for ever." Shego's blood was really starting to boil beyond lava temperature "she can shag the devil or something" that last one hit Shego , the skin that was on Shego's face started to melt away, retreating to the back of her head, leaving the skull, her hands became bone as fire rose above the head, without hesitation, Shego hit Valley as hard as she could as she went flying, realising what Valley had tried to do, she felt the wings fly her to Valley sitting up rubbing her cheek,
"If I was alive I would be screaming ow!" she said, noting the look of guilt on Shego's face "well at least it worked, and you picked flying up as if it were breathing I should say,"
"So everything in my dream really happened but Devil just made everyone on the planet forget about it? Removing any data to do with me what so ever?" Valley nodded her head
"So I have no criminal record?"
"Well everything that happened before you sold your soul, and after you woke up. That's what everyone knows, but between then only hell knows."
"So am I still wanted?" Shego asked, very confused now.
"Yes and no, all the crimes you committed have been recorded done by you, but the punishment has not even been considered. Just be grateful before you give me headache thinking about it" Valley said as she disappeared into thin air.
Shego sighed; all she wanted to do was cuddle up to Kim and that pandaroo of hers... Well that could stay on Kim's side of the bed. Shego arrived home, watching Kim sleep made her sleepy, so she did what she would usually do, break in and steal a nap, oh the joys of being a thief. The memories of their honeymoon came back to her, she noticed the kimmunicator on the side of the bed, it showed over 6 calls to Shego. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a phone, like a blackberry but cooler. 6 miss called from princess, 5 new voice mails and 11 new text messages. Shego was surprised it didn't explode the first time she had been late; it had over 100 messages from Kim because of a crash on the motorway that she was on. Damn you unlimited text message and calls. Damn you to hell. Shego chuckled slightly at the thought.
Morning came quickly, Kim felt the heavy weight on her bed, and was relieved to see a safe and sound Shego with her arms wrapped around Kim, she let out a happy sigh snugger ling into Shego, but pulling back when she picked up the smell of smoke... it was unbelievably strong! Had she ran through a burning building while smoking three packs of cigarettes at the same time? Jesus! Kim needed to get away from the smell before she barfed, she ran out to the window, awakening Shego in the progress. The window was to far out so she made a run to the bathroom, lifting the toilet seat up, feeling all of yesterdays food come up, her diaphram trying to suffocate her, while her stomach trying to come through her throat.
Shego barged through the door, with Anne right behind her, Shego placing a rubbing hand on her back. Kim must have been barfing for a whole 28 seconds straight, none stop, Kim finally got up, but when she tried to barf, it suddenly stopped her breath as she started choking, Shego quickly noticed the fear in her eyes, pulling Kim into a Heimlich manoeuvre, finally Kim let a whole meal of food out, getting up and being hit with a wave of dizziness and nearly falling over but thanks to Shego for like the 3 rd time in a week she had saved Kim.
When Kim was alright to stand up and walk for herself, she noticed how hungry she was, but first for the love of god she soooo had to brush her teeth the moment she saw Shego, Shego smelled nothing like what she had smelt 3 minutes ago, it was impossible to remove a stench that bad without rolling around in pig shit to smell better, this was one of the many reasons Kim hated teen parties.
"hey Kimmie cub you feeling better?" her caring mother asked
"Yeah mom, feeling better with every other sight of food, can I have pancakes?" Kim asked, reminding Anne of the once little girl to teen hero to married woman.
"Of course dear, Shego!" Anne called out "could you give me a hand in the kitchen?"
"Sure! Be right there!" Shego called back, jumping over the whole stair case. She didn't know how to react to a little rodent on the floor, it didn't look real, it's collar reading 'Rufus' it looked at Shego,
"You see me?" it squeaked
"Err doy! You're standing right in front of me"
"You're Shego! you bad guy" it squeaked looking scared
"No not anymore, say, your stoppable pet" he shook his head
"Was" it squeaked. Anne came into the hallway with Kim, wandering why Shego was taking so long, Kim and Anne exchanged worried glances to see Shego talking to the floor.
"Shego who are you talking?"
"Rufus, what you can't see him? He's there" Shego said pointing to nothing but the floor. She hadn't noticed Ron had been there to. He had even started to grow a moustache
"Shego, he passed away a good 7 years ago, he was a great pet but there was no way he would have lived till today" Ron said in a sad tone. Shego bent down to the rodent,
"Tell me something about Ron" the naked mole rat considered this, he whispered to Shego, who's face lit up by this.
"Well this little rodent seems to know a lot about you"
"NAKED MOLE RAT!" A frantic squeak
"Right naked mole rat. So you and Josh Mankey" Ron's face drained of colour and fell to the floor.
Anne spoke up "I think Shego has a very strong connection with the dead, try seeing some other person who we loved and lost Shego" Shego complied, looking around the house. But stopped in the living room, to her an old lady started to appear on the sofa, staring at a picture of a picture of her and a younger Anne at a wedding. She didn't even acknowledge Shego's steps to her but only when she saw Shego looking at what she was holding.
"You can see me sweetie?" the old lady asked, Shego gave a nod "I'm nanna Possible, I always saw something with Kim and you, treat her well." Shego gave another nod, turned to Kim and Anne, holding her hands out like presenting out
"Nana Possible"
They had all discussed Shego's extra power, Shego was very cautious in case she struck a heart string about the passed away family members, Ron was still trying to recover about what Shego knew, that clever little man he thought to himself. James was to still come back from work, and the tweebs were writing down every note, tone and movement Shego made. Kim didn't want Shego to feel like a science experiment, but oddly she didn't.
She kinda missed the whole family feeling, not that she needed it, and soon to be Christmas she remembered looking at her watch and the date. Have to get princess something, as well as the other possibles'.
That night, Shego had to go remembering she had a certain duty of being the grim reaper, that did mean taking people's lives but only for the better, as she flew she couldn't help but feel strange like someone was following her, then someone's name came up in her mind. Drakken. What had ever happened to him? Was he still alive?
She turned around to see Valley coming next to her, in the freking sky!
"Shego I forgot to tell you something, the reason we have to prepare you for, is because the Shadex wants to bring a monster into this realm who can control the human soul by killing it or taking its energy for itself. Eventually its aim to kill half of the world's population, to block the flow of life, not allowing life in or out." Shego wanted to tear her hair out, if she had any at that moment
"How the fuck do you forget something like that?"