Well, here's chapter two, I don't own pokemon, team rocket or the twerps but I sure wish I did, especially Meowth, he's so cute!
Ash: so, where is Brock?
Misty: beats me
Ash: oh my Groudon! He beats you?!
Misty: B(
Pikachu: 'sigh'
Jessie: prepare for, uh, I mean, hi mister!
Ash: huh, who said that? WAA!
Ash jumped as he noticed the mini rockets standing in front of him
Ash: oh, sorry
Misty: aww, you guys are so cute!
Jessie: hey mister, will you teach us how to be pokemon twainers?
James: PWEEEAAASE???
Ash: well, I don't know, it doesn't seem like me to do a thankless good deed…
Misty: c'mon ash, do it, I think they're cute, what age are you guys anyway?
James: well, because we were transformed, we don't really know, OOF
Jessie elbowed James in the stomach
James: I mean, uh, three and a half!
Misty: see, they're only little, help them!
Ash: well, okay
J'n'J: yay!
Jessie: gee, thanks mister!
Ash: okay, first things first, you need your own pokemon, like this!
Ash held pikachu out to them and it shook their hands
Ash: so, do you two have a pokemon?
Jessie: um, sort of…
James: yep, he's right here!
James pulled Meowth's egg out from under his shirt
Ash: um, that's not really a pokemon, it's an egg, you can't train an egg
James: why not?
Ash: because it has to hatch first, then it will hatch INTO a pokemon that you can train
James: oh,
Jessie: well, what do we do until it hatches?
Misty: I know!
Misty picked up the egg and wrapped a scarf around it
Jessie: where did you get that scarf?
Ash: what're you doing, misty?
Misty: I heard that keeping eggs warm makes them hatch faster
James: can I hold it? Can I hold it? Pweeaasse!
Misty: okay here, but don't drop it!
Misty handed James the egg
James: yay!
Ash: so, where did you two get this egg anyway?
Jessie: uh, uh, we found it!
Misty: y'mean, it was abandoned?
Jessie: uh, yeah! All alone and helpless, we rescued it!
James: ah, guys! Help!
The egg James was holding was beginning to glow
Ash: what's happening?
Misty: it's hatching!
Pikachu: pika!
The egg dissolved away and a small Meowth kitten fell out of the bottom of the scarf
James: yay!
James picked up the tiny cat and wrapped him in the scarf
Ash: hmm, a Meowth!
Misty: aww, it's all cute and fluffy!
Ash: now you guys can start training!
Misty: ash, it just hatched, give it some room!
Meowth opened his eyes and looked up at James
Meowth: Meowth, dat's right!
Ash: huh?
Misty: did, did that Meowth just talk?!
Jessie: uh, no! no! you two must be hearing things!
James: Meowth, we're trying to trick the twerps, you have to keep your mouth shut!
Meowth: right!
Ash: I'm telling you, I heard that Meowth talk!
Ash took Meowth from James
Ash: go on, say something!
Meowth looked back at James and James shook his head
Meowth: Meowth!
Ash: huh, I could've swore I heard it talk, well let's get down to training!
Meowth: 'gulp'
Looks like Meowth is in for some training, this can't go well…
