Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass. Nor about half of Euphie's dialogue.

A/N: Later on, Luciano experiences psychotic drug-fueled love, Cornelia becomes the democratic female version of Tarzan, and Schneizel shoots razor blades out of his chest! Is this fic random or is it RANDOM?

Also, another useless OC appears...OH JOY!!!

Where we last left off our heroes(???), a confrontation was about to take place...

Clovis placed a piece of cardboard on top of his head, and smiled. "Does it look good on me?"

Bartley gushed at the sight of it. "Oh, you look so adorable that I could just," Bartley leaned in close and licked his lips, "RAPE YOU..."

A shiver crawled up Clovis's spine, and he quickly tossed the cardboard away.

"E-EMPEROR BRITANNIA!!!" Bismark cried after putting on a pair of short-shorts he found in Gino Weinberg's luggage, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!"

Charles snarled menacingly. "I should be asking you that question...I'M TAKING MY FAMILY OUT ON A FISHING TRIP, BITCH!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!!"

"I'M HERE WITH THE OTHER KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND SO WE CAN HAVE THE ANNUAL PICNIC!!!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK...YOU GUYS ARE GAY!!" Charles cursed.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK...SO ARE YOU!!!" Bismark snapped back.

Meanwhile, Lelouch had decided to just accept his pitiful fate, and he sat down next to a rather drunken Gino Weinberg.

"Hey, Gino...wassup?" Lelouch asked.

"Meh...somethin', somethin'...dun' wanna talk 'bout it...FUDGE MONKEYS!! It's the...FRUIT OF THE LOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" Gino mumbled, gently swaying back and forth.

"I haven't seen you much lately...things going well for you?"

"Eh? Ehh...sure...sure...yeah...whatever...BUY A PENIS IN A BUCKET, IT'S AWESOME!!! Fudgeh...bleh...heh heh heh heeeeeeeeeeeh...PASTA, IT'S NATURE'S RESOURCE!!!!"

Lelouch said nothing else; he had heard MUCH more than he needed to know.

It had been almost two hours, from the start of the trip to this point in time, that Odysseus had done nothing but read his pedophilia magazine that featured upscale porn of young children. Now, with a loli so close in the vicinity i.e. Anya, Odysseus was finally going into action!

"MY LOLI-SENSES ARE RAGING WILDLY...NO, WAIT, THAT'S JUST MY BONER!!!" Odysseus cackled, his eyes glowing bright red and drool flowing out of his mouth like crazy. Setting his sights upon Anya, who was waving a beer bottle around and saying 'LOL' over and over again under her breath, Odysseus charged straight at her.

However, when his lips were only inches away from her 'delicious flat chest', Anya smashed the beer bottle over Odysseus' head, and he lost consciousness immediately upon impact. A trail of blood rolled out of his left nostril.

"Hey, you're a child-prostitute!! YOU SICK LITTLE PERVERTED BITCH!!!" Monica Krushevsky screamed out of nowhere.

"WHAT?! NO, I'M NOT!!" Anya cried.

"OH, YEAH?!" Monica pulled out a picture of Anya being fucked by multiple faceless fat black men, "WELL...LOOK AT THIS!!!"

"OH GOD...I REALLY AM A CHILD-PROSTITUTE!!! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY-"

Monica karate-chopped Anya in the back of the neck, which immediately knocked her out. Then, she scooped the little pink-haired slut into her arms and ran off so she could 're-educate' her.

Anyway, let's see how everyone else is doing, shall we?

After having taken an overdose of Ritalin, Euphemia seemed to have finally calmed down.

Cornelia let out a sigh of relief, and thought, 'Finally, she'll shut the hell up...and she looks so cute, too, standing by the edge of the lake and watching all the fish go by...'

Suddenly, Euphemia reached into her back pocket and unsheathed a huge machine gun, and she began firing bullets into the lake, screaming, "DIE, FISH, DIE!!!!"

"NO, EUPHIE!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM LIKE THAT!!!" Cornelia cried.

Luciano Bradley, however, held out his arm to stop the purple-haired bitch from reaching her sister.

"W-What're you doing?!" Cornelia demanded to know.

Luciano turned to look at Euphemia, who was laughing insanely as she continued to blow fish out of the water, and he replied, "...I've fallen in love with her."

"...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAT?!!!!"

"Her violent, psychopathic nature...her habit of quoting timeless classics by the greats of our nation...her need for massive quanities of Ritalin...those are all the requirements for my perfect lover..." Luciano let out a happy sigh.

Cornelia facepalmed. "You gotta be FUCKIN' me!"

"...You wanna do it, then?"

"NO!!!"

Suddenly, all of the commotion came to a complete stop as a high-pitched scream filled the air.

Charles gasped, and stood up from Bismark's violently mangled corpse. "THAT WAS...NUNNALLY!!!" he gasped, spitting a shred of Knight of One's underwear out of his mouth.

Lelouch gasped, and climbed out from underneath Gino, and quickly put back on his pants. "I MUST SAVE MY MENTALLY-RETARDED LITTLE SISTER!!!"

Gino sat up, and grumbled, "Hey...I'm just as mentally-retarded, if not MORE so..."

"I'll...uh, keep that in mind..."

The entire Britannian family quickly rushed to the origin of the screams, and found Nunnally being held tightly in the arms of the most bizarre being they had ever laid their eyes on.

He was completely nude, and had a disturbingly serious face, along with a single green leaf that stuck out of the very top of his skull. His skin was unbelievably pale, and his penis was unbelievably small. No one was sure what kind of one-liner would be good enough to match wits with such an odd creature, so everyone kept silent.

Looking back and forth wildly, the man sneered, "Well, well, well...if it ain't Jimmy Carter, Denzel Washington, Richard Nixon, Jon Omaha, Jamie Lynn Spears, Andy French, Milo Oblong, Notorious BIG, Popeye the Sailor, and Gigi D'Agonstino...are you all here to beg for my forgiveness?!!"

Lelouch raised an eyebrow. "Sir...I'd like say that I'm just a boy in drag trying to buy marijuana off my next-door neighbor's cat, but that's asking for just a bit too much, now isn't it? Look, just hand over the 'tard, and we won't have to violently dismember you...really, we won't have to...I promise..."

"NEVER!!! I LOVE RINGO STARR WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!!!" The man cried, holding Nunnally tightly against his chest. For some reason, Nunnally seemed to not even be frightened at all. Hell, she was ASLEEP, for fuck's sake!

Lelouch scowled. "I guess...I have no other choice...but to use...IT!!!" he exclaimed.

"...You mean Geass?"

"NO...SOMETHING EVEN WORSE!!!"