Chapter 2
You asked for it so here it is
Revenge is a dish best served cold that is unless your working at a burger joint then it's with a side of fries.
It had been about a month since the 'incident' and well as Sasuke's fan girls had left him alone there was the problem of fan boys. Yes you heard it the news went out that 'supposedly' Sasuke was gay and now he has the same sex after him.
During this month Sasuke has been planning his revenge, waiting for the perfect moment when Sakura lets her guard down (which isn't often when you're working with Naruto.) Anyway today was the day Sakura will patty …. I mean pay for what she did.
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahhaahahaahahaha"
"Teme, why are you evil laughing?"
Oh shit
"Because I've finely gone insane"
"Ok just don't make a mess"
Nice to know he cares
Now you're wondering his awesome, totally radical and unique plan, well I can't be stuffed describing it to you so we'll just take a peek into Sasuke's mind.
Tomato
Tomato
Tomato
Oh wait sorry
My Revenge (step by step)
Sakura comes to work in approximately 20 minutes
Kakashi as always put her on meat duty, don't know why that weird pervert
Now we 'freshly' crush our meat into the patties that we sell (gross)
I've rewired the machine in so that it won't work (for awhile)
Sakura while have to go in to fix it. Our uniforms are faulty in the fact they are one pieces and are very loose.
Sakura's humiliation (did I mention it was the lunch hour rush)
DING
That'll be Sakura
"Hello my youthful workmates"
"Lee, what are you doing here?"
"I'm taking my cherry blossoms shift; she is on a youthful journey. Oh no the meat machine is broken"
Great Sakura's not coming
Bummers wait Lee shit-
"Lee wait-"
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" THE SCREAMS OF DOZENS OF UNSUSPECTING COSTUMERS
"Oh god Lee my virgin eyes" Naruto screams for cover
In all the commotion a customer walks up to me "Nice try Sassy but just remember I'm always one step ahead of you, one step ahead" She winked and giggled to the exit.
Sasuke learnt two things that day-
. Sakura can read his mind
. And Lee wears a G-string