Yeah chapter two!
2:business
JPOV
"I swear I'll have the money!" some poor helpless guy cried.
"Mr. Ed wants his money now," Emmett held the guy up in the air.
"Pa…pa…please, I have a wife, 3 kids, and a mistress!" *Ring ring*
"AH huh," Emmett answered the phone. "He says you got a week."
"Thank you!"
"Bye see you in a week tell your love children I said hi!"
"That was hilarious!" I said.
"And it pays great!"
"Yeah…" I agreed.
"I'm bored…"
"We could go to walmart, the mall or scare J. Jenks."
"I like walmart!"
"Of course you do…"
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BPOV
"Bella!" Emmett screamed.
"Why…," I asked into space. "Shouldn't you be at work?"
"It's more of a night job any way."
"Well actually I'm here to give a message to your boss from mine," Jasper said.
"Who would your boss be?" I asked.
"Your husband."
"What are you guys doing anyway?" I asked. "and why do you have that accent?"
"We joined the Mafia and Edward took it over about 5 minutes!" Emmett whispered.
"WHAT!?" I screamed. "THAT #%$$?."
"What's with all the ruckus over here?" The manager asked.
"Mr. Ed wants his monthly cash for the protection of your store." Emmett said ignoring me.
"Of course!" The helpless guy said. He left and brought the money to Emmett. "Oh and your fired for screaming that." He told me.
"She Mr. Ed's wife." Jasper said.
"Your promoted!"
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"Hey Bella!" Edward said.
"How was work?"
"Good, you?"
"Great I got promoted cause you took over the mafia."
"Yeah…"
"Why?"
"I was bored."
"Ugh..."
"YOU joined the Mafia?!!" Carlisle screamed. "Aro will kill me for this! Not to mention Nessie's getting married, then I'll be a great grandpa!"
"Oh no not another midlife crisis," Esme said. "This is the fifth one."