Chapter 1: The Crazy Mountain Elf
Characters: Giraffe Kid, Carrot Man, Crazy Kid otherwise known as Glarples or Kinl
Setting: On Stuff Mountain, it is close to Carrot Man and Giraffe Kid's village. Stuff Mountain is the largest mountain in Stuff Land. For some reason it is not cold at the top, it is actually quite warm. Legends have said there is a man at the top of the mountain who is wise and knows everything…
Carrot Man: "Uhhhh… I'm tired can we take a break?"
Giraffe Kid pulls out a map
Giraffe Kid: "Not until we make it to the spot that's a quarter way up the mountain"
Carrot Man: "Shoot!"
Carrot Man sits down
Carrot Man: "Well I'm taking a short break anyway!"
Giraffe Kid: "Whatever, but we don't have all day to get up to the safe spot. When night time comes, the animals will attack us!"
Giraffe Kid sits down and lands on a rock
Giraffe Kid: "OW!! STUPID ROCK!!"
He kicks it over a ledge
Carrot Man: "Well, this sucks. I don't think we'll get there unless there is a short cut…"
"WHO THREW THIS ROCK AT GLARPLES!! GLARPLES!!"
Carrot Man gets up really fast and backs up while Giraffe Kid ran but tripped over another rock
"Glarps is going to do something… Very…"
Just then a huge hand grips over the ledge of the cliff. A creature came over the ledge and stood up and they saw a giant elf wearing a green tunic and a green hat with a sword and shield on its back. It had crazy eyes and it opened its mouth with these huge deformed teeth inside
Crazy Kid: "GLARP!!"
Giraffe Kid laughed really hard and Carrot Man was scared out of his mind
Stops laughing
Giraffe Kid: "Whew… I'm sorry. I'm Giraffe Kid and this is my buddy Carrot Man, do you know where Stuff Man lives? Can you show us the way?"
Crazy Kid: "Glarps will show you where Stuff Man lives!!"
Giraffe Kid: "Great! Let's go!"
Crazy Kid: "Glarples?"
Carrot Man: "Why do you say gargles, or uh… whatever it was, all the time?"
Crazy Kid: "Glarples name is Crazy Kid which is Glarps for Stuff Man which name is Glarples with this kid who had a fire hydrant on his back and jumped off a diving board! Glarps!!"
Carrot Man: "…"
Giraffe Kid: "…"
Carrot Man: "Yeah. This is weird."
Later, they finally got Crazy Kid to listen to them and they went to go find Stuff Man. I was shocked when Crazy Kid listened, but I guess anything is possible.
Chapter 2 holds all the answers...