After school...
Hey.
It's Katniss again and I just got back from kindergarten! I had to wake up really a lot early. Then I had froot loops from breakfast and then a big yellow bus puled up and I got on it! It took me to school, plus my bestest friend Madge was on it too so I wasn't lonely. When I got to the school building a very nice looking lady with distant hispanic features walked up to me and said "Hi, Katniss. I'm Mrs. Calvillo and I'm going to be your teacher this year. I'll be teaching you how to read and write, and we'll play lots of games in class too."
That got me so excited. I got to class and I got to sit next to Madge and her friend Jamie while the teacher read us a story called the 3 blind mice! Then she read Cinderella, that made the boys in the class unhappy. It was really funny because they have icky, yucky cooties, and they think that Cinderella is yucky. Boys are weird! (AN: This is a kindergarten girl's POV, no offense to my guy readers.)
At recess me and Madge and Jamie ran super duper fast to the swingset. but then a few boys came and sat on the other swingset near us, Jamie wanted to leave but me and Madge said no. Then one of the boys and his friend walked over and said "hi, I'm Gale, we want to swing." so I said no, then he pushed me off! That mad me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! so I chased him and his friends chassed him and my friends chased me. it was fun but then I couldn't catch them and they got our swings. I told the teacher on him and she made them come over. Mrs. Calvillo said "Apologize to Katniss." then Gale made a confused face and said "Sorry catnip." I was screaming at him and so was the teacher but then she would turn and scold me.
In math though, Mrs. Calvillo assigned us all math partners. I got partnered with a boy named Peeta Mellark. His first name is bread and his last name is kinda like a bird I used to hunt with my daddy... But Peeta is nice he is weird though. Mommy says his daddy is nice, and that's where he get's it.
Then we got on the bus, ONLY this time the bus was very big and a lot of the kids were very much bigger than me. I was already sad that Madge wasn't on my bus. I was much more sad when I found out Gale rides my bus, AND I HAD TO SIT WITH HIM CAUSE THE BUS WAS FULL. At first he wouldn't even let me sit down, the bus was moving and he started playing with his toy cars. The bus driver yelled at me for not being in my seat, I don't like the bus driver he is a big fat stinky head! Then Gale finally let me sit down. Gale started to be really nice after that and now we are buddies, but he lives really far away. He got off the bus way before I did, he got off first and I got off last. So I was lonely.
I think my first day of school was strange. I don't want to go again. I just want to play with Madge and maybe Gale if he stays nice and doesn't have cooties.
Review!
Yeah so this ninja broke my lamp, and gave me a kung fu panda stuffed animal and a bag of doritos then jumped out the window yelling "NO REFUND!"
Why do I even try, my jokes don't make sense.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it.
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