A/N: Okay, here is the second one... I hope you like! (BTW, yeah, I know, the name for the villain sucks, but well... it was hard to find a name is all... sorry :( ) Tell me what you think!

The Truth of the Matter

"Titans, go!"

Was the first thing out of Robin's mouth at the scene of the crime. The scene of the crime itself was... odd. There had been a jewlery store robbery, and the way the thief had gotten in was no mystery. The reason it wasn't was because the two guards who were supposed to be guarding the door were... uh... making out. And no, it was not a man and a woman. It was two men.

The Teen Titans looked at them oddly, then swerved around them in their stances. The jewlery store in question was called the Diamond Example and it was the biggest jewlery store in the entirety of Jump City. The store was extremely famous for holding an original crown from some Arabian princess back in the day. The crown was incredibly expensive and happened to have one of the world's rarest diamonds in it- The Black Diamond. The Black Diamond was famous because it was, well, black, and well, a diamond. You get the idea. Tons of people wanted it, but it was so expensive that really only the richest of the rich could probably afford the crown. Anyways, there was no doubt that this is what the thief wanted.

The team entered right into the front doors, and to their suprise no one was cowering in fear. No, instead almost everyone was making out and/or groping and/or getting... dirty. Beast boy stepped over a young couple gingerly before turing to Robin.

"What happened here?!?" He asked in a suprised manner.

Robin simply shrugged, but he looked equally freaked out.

"Okay, Titans, I think we can definitely say that this is a new villain," He glanced around warily, as though expecting one of the many couples to disintegrate randomly, "Now, the thing is, we have to find hi-... it."

Raven nodded slightly. Outr of all of them, she seemed the least freaked out. But that was just Raven.

Robin pointed upwards.

"That's where the crown is," He said, "We have to get it and get the thief. Raven and Beast boy, fly up through the floor and see if the crown or the thief is there. Or both. If they are signal us and we'll come too. If not, come back down."

Raven and Beast boy nodded. Raven reached over and tugged on Beast boy's arm before flying the two of them up. Then she created a portal through the floor and let them melt through it.

When they got there, they saw both the thief and the crown. Meaning, this was the correct room. Raven used her powers to signal to Robin and the rest of the team quickly while Beast boy turned into a bat to distract the thief.

Now, let me explain this to you carefully. This was no normal criminal. In fact, this criminal could have pulled off going down a runway easily. With her gorgeous blonde hair and curves and then her entirely too bright blue eyes, she was every boy's dream. Not only that, but getting within three feet of her (male OR female) made you get... well... kinda horny. (Ergo, the 'dirty dancing' downstairs). Unfortunately for Beast boy, he really just didn't know this. As soon as he reached the 3 feet mark, he felt... odd. Like a spell had come over him. And it was more than just that, he all of a sudden had the urge to make out with the nearest living being that wasn't the villain. So, naturally, he stopped in his tracks, turned back into a human, and ran towards Raven.

Raven, noticing Beast boy's odd behavior, raised an eyebrow and then looked questioningly at the amused villain.

"What th-" Raven started, but was unable to finish due to the Beast boy that had leapt upon her. Raven narrowed her gaze and threw him off, then flew towards the villain. However, she was smarter then Beast boy (not that it's very hard not to be) and stayed a good 5 feet away from her.

"Who are you?" Raven asked.

The woman smiled, "I am Passiona." Then she pointed her finger at Raven and shot her with a magenta beam. It didn't appear to do any bodily harm, which is what Raven had been expecting, but instead caused her to get 'in the mood'.

Then she and Beast boy were lost causes, seeing as how, after getting up from his postion of being smashed into a wall, Beast boy and Raven only felt the need to make out and NOW.

By the time the other Titans got up the stairs, they were already making out.

Boy did this throw the others off course, who were staring at the pair in complete astonishment. That's when Robin got to his senses, and Passiona, not expecting the blow, got iced. Because of her current shiny state, her powers automatically and the poor folks downstairs came to their senses. It was awkward to say the least... especially for those of the same gender...

But the most awkward couple?

Well, that had to be Beas boy and Raven, who after coming to their senses, leapt away from each other. Several things exploded due to Raven's extreme embarassment/rage/disgust at what had just happened. The rest of the team burst into laughter. A very red and very scared Beast boy edged hesitantly away from her. She narrowed her eyes, then gave the rest of them the death glare, then was encased in her powers and disappeared.

The rest of the team caught their breaths and Cyborg slammed a hand on Beast boy's back, making him bruise.

"Way to go, man!" Was all tin man could say before releasing himself to more fits of hilarity.

Beast boy thought about it and then decided that things could have been a lot worse.