(Nate walking with Dan)
Dan: So you're back with Blair?
Nate: Yeah. I don't know what happened but at that family reunion I just saw her. She was just I don't know how to describe it.
Dan: That's why I'm the writer and you get all the girls.
Nate: There's no hard feelings about me breaking up with Vanessa, is there?
Dan: No, she's moved on. There's streaming video all over the internet that proves that.
Nate: Guess you're right. It's probably not as great as the sex I have with Blair though. Like last night we literally went all night long.
Dan: Even in her condition?
Nate: What condition?
Dan: She hasn't told you yet?
Nate: Are you telling me Dan Humphrey know more about Blair Waldorf than me?
Dan: I guess so. Listen I think she should probably tell you herself.
Nate: Alright man, see you at school.
Dan: Yeah… uh man.
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Three Weeks Ago- Right after the School Play
Blair had already told Dan about all of the blasts and rumors. But Dan has yet to discover Ms. Carr is the culprit behind it.
(Blair has just gotten out from her dressing room)
Blair: Humphrey what are you doing here?
Dan: I just wanted to say I'm sorry about all the blasts, but it wasn't me who send the thing about Marcus or the things about Vanessa… Oh wait it was Ms. Carr.
Blair: Ms. Carr? (Skeptical)
Dan: I told her that she was so different then all the teenagers around here. That's when I told her about everything.
Blair: Listen I could honestly care less about you and a teacher's pillow talk. If I tell you something do you promise not to tell anyone.
Dan: Who would I tell?
Blair: Um, let's see um Ms. Carr, Jenny, Vanessa.
Dan: You've got the Humphrey promise how ever much that's worth.
Blair: You though Countess Olenska had a sad life you have no idea.
Dan: Go on…
Blair: Ms. Iowa's blabbing cost me Yale, I currently am single after Chuck broke my heart on Valentine's day, and I'm pregnant.
Dan: You're pregnant?
Blair: Take that judgment off your face.
Dan: Why are you telling me?
Blair: Trust me you're my last option. Serena would just pretend like she wasn't judging and tell me stories about her abortions. (Looks at Dan's stunned face.) Don't worry it was before she ever stepped foot in Brooklyn. (Dan mutters something) I can't tell Nate because let's face it he's just high all the time. Vanessa, no, because I hate her even more than I hate you. Chuck, no, because he may be the father. I can't even tell my mother because she'd send me to a convent and my father would remodel it and then pay for my plane ticket to help the nuns clean the floors. So Humphrey you're my last choice.
Dan: I'm honored.
Blair: Well I'm ruined. Don't just sit there and stare into space.
Dan: I don't know. I've never been pregnant before, but if it makes you feel any better I just slept with Ms. Carr in the costume closet. Do whatever you want with it. Hopes it makes you feel better.
Blair: It'll do for now. And if you ever mention this to anyone just know that Dorota's already shined the platter your head would go on.
Dan: Nice to know.
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(Dan calls Blair.)
Blair: Never a pleasure. Is there any chance you could send Cedric over? I need to learn how to put diapers on.
Dan: I've got something to tell you.
Blair: Spill it. Nate's on his way.
Dan: That's the thing. I told him you two should talk.
Blair: (Screams out) Dorota… where do we keep the silver?
Dan: Hold on one second I didn't tell him your secret. I said that you should tell him, not me.
Blair: Great Dan. We were really destined for each other this time and now this?
Dan: The I really don't think you were destined.
(There is a knock on Blair's bedroom door)
Blair: Thanks for nothing Dan.
(Nate walks in)
Nate: Is there anything you want to tell me?
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Flashback: After the play, when Blair is at the bar
(Blair has a drink in front of her. She hasn't taken a sip yet and is still wondering if she's going to. I mean she is pregnant after all.)
Carter: Hello beautiful.
Blair: Carter, what are you during here?
Carter: Buying you a drink,
Blair: Fine by me.
Carter: How is someone as gorgeous as you at all bar all alone?
Blair: Just call me Madame Olenska. (Takes a big gulp from her martini.)
Carter: Age of Innocence?
Blair: How did you know?
Carter: I did go to Saint Jude's for twelve years.
Blair: I guess that helps.
Carter: I've heard about your little romance with Chuck?
Blair: Oh really?
Carter: Yeah, but I don't think he deserves you. I mean did you hear about the sex club he's in. I mean he was planning to leave the country with a hooker.
Blair: No, I had no idea.
Carter: You want to go back to my place to talk.
Blair: Yeah and we could more than just talk. (Grabs his face and kisses him.)
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Present
Nate: Dan said that you're in some type of condition.
Blair: Well yeah. About three months ago I went o the doctor and found out…(still figuring out if she's going to tell the truth) that I'm an alcoholic. Yeah a big one. I use liquor as a coping mechanism.
Nate: Well yeah. Do you remember how drunk you got at the Vanderbilt reunion? I had to bring you home.
Blair: Yeah. Well do you think we can get through it?
Nate :It's going to be hard, but we can try.