Yeah, I updated pretty quick! Mostly because each chapter is less than 500 words, but oh well. Anyway, on to ze letter! Now, from Fang and School's Out- Forever.
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Letter #2: Fang in School's Out- Forever
Hey Santa.
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the very taste of her cherry chap stick. Ok, that's not very accurate. Actually, the girl kissed me and I did not like it. And I think her chap stick was more lipstick. Of course, Max does not seem to realize that and will not listen to anything I say (even though she also kissed that jerk Sam), being the strong willed girl she is. Which comes in handy sometime, though not this time. Anyway, for Christmas I would like it if you gave me some power to somehow get her to get over it. Somehow. Good luck trying to find how. If not, just give me a new laptop (black por favor) so I can write my blog without the computer crashing every five minutes.
Fly on,
Fang
(P.S. I just realized I just told my secret thoughts to some fat (sorry dude) guy I haven't even met personally. I feel really unFanglike.)
(P.S.S.S. FNANG HAKS BRNEN A VERYYY BAFD CHIL0D- sorry. That was Iggy.)
R&R?