"Yessssss! Pay up!" Sasori was thrilled because he had just won the bet, Dana had gone back to the bathroom but it wasn't just any trip to the bathroom, Itachi would take off soon after her.

"Damn, Sasori it's like you have mind reading powers or something!" Zetsu said paying Sasori his $15.00.

"It's not that Zetsu, after 2 years you learn the sexual patterns really." Sasori answered. Kakuzu and Hidan were still arguing and frankly Tobi had to figure out a way to stop it. It wasn't that their incessant arguing and bickering bothered him; it was that he wanted in on it too. And so, he made a comment not related to anything they were arguing about…

"Oh yeah, well I think ping pong is a sport!" Both Kakuzu and Hidan looked at Tobi, and they both shut up immediately. Deidara had his head buried in the latest issue of 'In-Style' when Itachi had one of his first dramatic moments he had ever had since he and Dana finally got together.

"Oh shit….oh god…this is….how can I be this stupid!"

"You packed all the condoms in the luggage didn't you, yeah?" Deidara didn't look up from his magazine.

"Yes." Itachi said more than pissed.

"Get in the inside pocket of the carry on stashed above us, yeah." Itachi narrowed his eyes.

"Why would you pack condoms on the carry on?"

"What you honestly think I didn't know you would be banging my sister 20 minutes into the flight, yeah? I knew you wouldn't pack them in carry on, yeah." Deidara didn't look up from the pages of 50 hot summer styles. Itachi just stared at him some more and began to dig through the carry on luggage.

"So, Kisame, what do you say we go for dinner at the Hard Rock Café while we're in the city. I've always wanted to do that!" Zetsu said.

"The only reason you want to do that is to see the Led Zeppelin display, but I think we should go, I hear the food is great and the prices are reasonable." Kisame told him.

"Hey you listen to me….you be gentle with her…Dana's wearing 4 inch heels today and she's very protective of her shoes, yeah." Deidara told Itachi.

"In case you forgot, I'm not going to be anywhere near her shoes." Itachi said rolling his eyes.

"Then you have obviously never had sex in an airplane bathroom….you'll be very close to her shoes, yeah." Again Deidara didn't flinch as he said this.

"How do you…..when have you? Oh never mind! God!" And Itachi left in a semi-dramatic fit.

27 minutes and one magazine article later

"Kakuzu! You are nothing but a dumb fuck! Okay first off, you interrupted my chanting and secondly the Empire State Building is NOT a state, really!"

"Then why is it called that?" Kakuzu insisted.

"Because! New York is the EMPIRE state! It's like a nickname, seriously!"

"Oh my god! Itachi, that is like….like oh my god it's a good thing you kept me from screaming, otherwise people would think we were having sex in there, yeah!" Dana said a little too loudly, because the prood passengers behind her, Deidara and Itachi heard this comment.

"So, Dana are you and Audrey going to have girls night out before the wedding, yeah?" Deidara asked her.

"Hell no, she's got a corn cob shoved up her ass because she's getting married, I'm just here for the free trip to New York with my favorite brother, the hot Armani bridesmaid dress, and a trip to Manolo Blahnik and Dior yeah."

"Oh is she one of those Bridezombies, yeah?" Deidara asked. Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Deidara, it's called a Bridezilla!" He said scowling.

"Oh…..well, is she one of those, yeah?" Deidara still wanted to know.

"She is like such a Bridezilla. I dread the rehearsal because she is going to be all 'it's all about me bitch' and she's going to go on and on about how this is her special day and that she feels like a princess and I'm going to be like, look I'm here to get drunk and get laid, yeah." Dana said.

"Why is this girl even your friend?" Itachi asked.

"She's not really anymore, I mean we were but ever since she got engaged, she turned into a total bitch, if that's what marriage turns you into then I just want to like….not get married. Besides, I have way too much fun with Deidara and I don't have to worry about you ever asking me to marry you, yeah." Dana said to Itachi.

"Oh my god, Dana! You make it sound like we have insects or something, yeah. Hurry! Say it like different, yeah." Dana laughed.

"Oh, guess what Deidara, Itachi says the word is incest not insects, yeah."

"Oooooooh….we should tell mom that, yeah."

"Hey, what do you think our roles will be in this wedding?" Sasori asked Kisame.

"I think that you, Itachi and Deidara will be groomsmen, I think I'll be in charge of the guest book, Hidan will be the fill in minister if the minister doesn't show up, Dana is obviously a bridesmaid, Tobi and Kakuzu will be ushers." Kisame said. Hidan and Kakuzu were arguing less at this point, they were finally wearing each other out. Honestly, by this point they had been in the air for a while, in fact Tobi was looking at the In Style magazine and frankly, it confused the hell out of him. He couldn't understand why the 'must have' for women was lip gloss and the men's 'must have' was aviator sunglasses. He didn't know what an aviator was…

"What if Orochimaru tries to call us while we are here, you know he's going to find out and then be all pissed that he wasn't invited." Sasori said.

"Well, your RAZR has a silent feature…just don't answer it." Zetsu was such the genius.

"Attention passengers, please fasten your safety restraints as we will be dropping altitude. We will be approaching JFK International Airport in approximately 24 minutes, thank you." The pilot made the announcement and the excitement began to build up.