Hey minna-san, here's the second addition. I do not own whose line is it anywase (or who says that anywase) or any anime I mention. Enjoy!
::Screen pans to Hotaru making out with Duo::
Director: Hotaru your on! Get the f****** hell off the contestance lap!
Taru: Um... *Looks up at camera* Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Says That Anywase. I'm your host Taru Tomoe.
Duo: And I'm your new co-host.
Director: *Sweat drops* Since when?!?
Hotaru: Ya... Let's meet our contestance. First is I'm-so-beautiful Mina Aino!
Mina: Hey ya'll. Hey Taru, Duo.....
Duo: Next, I've-got-a-gun-up-my-ass Heero Yuy!
Heero: Omada Korse (An: Anyone know the spelling)
Hotaru: I-hate-all-women Wufei Chang.
Wufei: Injustice onna!
Duo: Pigtailed-Princess Serena Tsuskino.
Sere: Hi nice to see you all again.
Hotaru: And I'm-a-wind-racer Haruka Tenoh.
Haruka: I'm gonna kill Maxwell for flirting with MY FIREFLY! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY LITTLE GIRL!!!!
Everyone: *sweat drops*
Duo: Lastly our new contestant, I'm-a-pretty-girl Relena Peacecraft.
Hotaru: First game is 'Acting Out'. This is for Serena, Mina, Wufei, and Heero. Heero and Wufei are foreign ministers from other countries and Serena and Mina are their translators. Begin!
Wufei: ghohuy highgi; wehnb hoohgg. te ngvo hgoow houtt uiovhlk io?
Mina: I hate woman; I'm a gay gut. Would you like to go on a date?
Heero: heshin, no hgojt ngo. ohghnbhg. hogot hgbbnn hocthon. houyn.
Serena: Sure, I'm just as gay. I'd love to. But first I must kill you.
Wufei: hognv houour vnbhhb hoib. ohbn y ory nhbhgn.
Mina: I'm gonna run to take a tinkle first. I must find a bush.
Heero: hobno nbir hoh.
Serena: Fine I'm be waiting.
Hotaru: ::Buzz:: Um... That was great.
Wufei: Injustice! Onna I Am Not Gay!
Duo: Next game is 'Drunk Duo'
Hotaru: No pun intended.
Duo: Ya. This is for Haruka, Mina, Serena, and Relena.
Hotaru: *mutters* How sexist is this show.
Duo: You all have to act like your drunk. Mina your a nun. Sere your a lawyer. Haruka your the bartender. And Relena your a *snickers* stripper. Now begin!
Haruka: Whaatttt'lllllll ya'll haaaaaave???
Mina: I'd like another votka my child.
Relena: Ya.... I'm soooo beautiful. Everyone wants me! *Takes off shirt.*
Serena: I'll have a water.
Ruka: We don't serve water.
Ser: I'll sue your ass out if ya don't give me a feaken bloody water.
Ruka: Fine yaaaaaaaaaa allllllll
Mina: Oh we'lllllll sing to the *starts dancing around* liquer!!!!!
Duo: ::Buzz:: Alright, next game is Party Hardy. Contestances have to go to a party. Your host will have to guess who they are.
Hotaru: This is for Wufei, Heero, Ser, and Ruka. Begin!
Ser: *card- the ginger bread that's running away*
Ruka: *card- a high school cheerleader* What!?!
Fei: *card- a doctor for pregnant women* Your are the most in just onna Tomoe!
Heero: *The host.*
Heero: *door bell rings* Hello, oh hi Chang.
Fei: OH Hello there! You must be onna's husband. You're gonna have a wonderful baby boy.
Heero: *blink* *doorbell* Hello?
Ser: Help me! She's gonna eat me!
Fei: Are you pregnant dear?
*door bell*
Heero: Hello?
Ruka: Hi. Don't you all love my new PINK skirt?!? *mutters* I sound like a friggen girly girl.
Heero: Okay ginger-woman take a seat over there.
::Buzz::
Ruka: I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm.......
Heero: And you Mr. doctor for "onna's" I am no father.
::Buzz::
Heero: Go away pink cheerleader girl.
::Buzz::
Hotaru: Wow.. That was weird. That's it for today folks.
Duo: Stay tuned till next time. See ya!
Hotaru: I'm your death-girl-host Taru Tomoe.
Duo: I'm your pretty-boy-braided-go-host Duo Maxwell.
Heero: I'm perfect.
Ser: I'm pretty.
Relena: I love pink.
Wufei: Onna's are stupid.
Mina: I like guys.
Ruka: I hate Maxwell.
All: Ja ne!
Credits role
Lights fade.
::Screen pans to Hotaru making out with Duo::
Director: Hotaru your on! Get the f****** hell off the contestance lap!
Taru: Um... *Looks up at camera* Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Says That Anywase. I'm your host Taru Tomoe.
Duo: And I'm your new co-host.
Director: *Sweat drops* Since when?!?
Hotaru: Ya... Let's meet our contestance. First is I'm-so-beautiful Mina Aino!
Mina: Hey ya'll. Hey Taru, Duo.....
Duo: Next, I've-got-a-gun-up-my-ass Heero Yuy!
Heero: Omada Korse (An: Anyone know the spelling)
Hotaru: I-hate-all-women Wufei Chang.
Wufei: Injustice onna!
Duo: Pigtailed-Princess Serena Tsuskino.
Sere: Hi nice to see you all again.
Hotaru: And I'm-a-wind-racer Haruka Tenoh.
Haruka: I'm gonna kill Maxwell for flirting with MY FIREFLY! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY LITTLE GIRL!!!!
Everyone: *sweat drops*
Duo: Lastly our new contestant, I'm-a-pretty-girl Relena Peacecraft.
Hotaru: First game is 'Acting Out'. This is for Serena, Mina, Wufei, and Heero. Heero and Wufei are foreign ministers from other countries and Serena and Mina are their translators. Begin!
Wufei: ghohuy highgi; wehnb hoohgg. te ngvo hgoow houtt uiovhlk io?
Mina: I hate woman; I'm a gay gut. Would you like to go on a date?
Heero: heshin, no hgojt ngo. ohghnbhg. hogot hgbbnn hocthon. houyn.
Serena: Sure, I'm just as gay. I'd love to. But first I must kill you.
Wufei: hognv houour vnbhhb hoib. ohbn y ory nhbhgn.
Mina: I'm gonna run to take a tinkle first. I must find a bush.
Heero: hobno nbir hoh.
Serena: Fine I'm be waiting.
Hotaru: ::Buzz:: Um... That was great.
Wufei: Injustice! Onna I Am Not Gay!
Duo: Next game is 'Drunk Duo'
Hotaru: No pun intended.
Duo: Ya. This is for Haruka, Mina, Serena, and Relena.
Hotaru: *mutters* How sexist is this show.
Duo: You all have to act like your drunk. Mina your a nun. Sere your a lawyer. Haruka your the bartender. And Relena your a *snickers* stripper. Now begin!
Haruka: Whaatttt'lllllll ya'll haaaaaave???
Mina: I'd like another votka my child.
Relena: Ya.... I'm soooo beautiful. Everyone wants me! *Takes off shirt.*
Serena: I'll have a water.
Ruka: We don't serve water.
Ser: I'll sue your ass out if ya don't give me a feaken bloody water.
Ruka: Fine yaaaaaaaaaa allllllll
Mina: Oh we'lllllll sing to the *starts dancing around* liquer!!!!!
Duo: ::Buzz:: Alright, next game is Party Hardy. Contestances have to go to a party. Your host will have to guess who they are.
Hotaru: This is for Wufei, Heero, Ser, and Ruka. Begin!
Ser: *card- the ginger bread that's running away*
Ruka: *card- a high school cheerleader* What!?!
Fei: *card- a doctor for pregnant women* Your are the most in just onna Tomoe!
Heero: *The host.*
Heero: *door bell rings* Hello, oh hi Chang.
Fei: OH Hello there! You must be onna's husband. You're gonna have a wonderful baby boy.
Heero: *blink* *doorbell* Hello?
Ser: Help me! She's gonna eat me!
Fei: Are you pregnant dear?
*door bell*
Heero: Hello?
Ruka: Hi. Don't you all love my new PINK skirt?!? *mutters* I sound like a friggen girly girl.
Heero: Okay ginger-woman take a seat over there.
::Buzz::
Ruka: I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm.......
Heero: And you Mr. doctor for "onna's" I am no father.
::Buzz::
Heero: Go away pink cheerleader girl.
::Buzz::
Hotaru: Wow.. That was weird. That's it for today folks.
Duo: Stay tuned till next time. See ya!
Hotaru: I'm your death-girl-host Taru Tomoe.
Duo: I'm your pretty-boy-braided-go-host Duo Maxwell.
Heero: I'm perfect.
Ser: I'm pretty.
Relena: I love pink.
Wufei: Onna's are stupid.
Mina: I like guys.
Ruka: I hate Maxwell.
All: Ja ne!
Credits role
Lights fade.