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Italics are quotes from the show.
Thank you to my beta, Lourenda.
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It was day two of spring break and Rory was having a better time than she expected. The whole spring break concept was a little foreign to her, but the tradition of getting a tan and meeting new people seemed appealing. She had always been pale skinned, so getting a little color wouldn't hurt and the meeting new people…Well, she was just hoping to catch a few minutes away from Paris 's incessant rants about the crumbling of American society and Glenn constantly ogling Janet.
"God, I'm starving. I haven't had anything but vending-machine junk. There's nothing around here. I would kill for something non-synthetic." Paris complained
"We offered to take you to clubs last night, they have food." Madeline told her as she adjusted the towel she was lying on.
"Lemons and Limes, for taking shots."
"It's non-synthetic food isn't it?" Louise responded.
"In order to get the lemon and lime you have to take a shot."
Louise and Madeline just stared at her "I don't see a problem."
"Of course you don't!"
"Paris, relax!" Rory told her.
"Easy for you to say, you can eat all this factory processed crap for days and have no side effects what-so-ever…not all of us have alien like metabolisms!"
Rory was about to retort when a announcement over the PA interrupted her "The banana-eating contest is about to start on the upper level."
"Oh, real food. Thank god!" Paris exclaimed as she got up to walk towards the upper level.
Madeline and Louise just laughed while Rory tried to stop her " Paris , I don't think a banana-eating contest is your thing."
"You just want me to get fat by eating junk so I'm no longer desirable to anyone." Paris accused "Well, too bad. I'm going!"
"Suit yourself." Rory muttered sitting next to Madeline and Louise as her phone began to ring. "Hello?"
"Rory! My spring breaking daughter! How is it down there!?" Lorelai said on the other end.
"It's good."
"Good? That's all I get?"
"What do you want me to do? Describe my surroundings?"
"It wouldn't hurt." Lorelai told her.
"Ugh! Fine…Umm…There are two guys in the pool hitting each other with giant q-tips."
"Giant Q-tips?"
"Yeah and we ran into Madeline and Louise so they are lying next to me…Glenn is chasing Janet who is running laps…"
"I'm sorry, giant q-tip?" Lorelai interrupted.
"Okay, forget I said giant Q-tips. They're not hitting each other with giant Q-tips."
"But now I can't get giant Q-tips out of my head. It's too powerful a visual."
"Sorry…How about we call th--" Rory stopped when the blonde guy from the day before walked past her.
"Hello…What just happened?"
"What?"
"You sound distracted…Did something cute just walk by?"
"Oh, no. It was…Ok, yes something cute."
"I see…Go talk to him then give Mommy the details!"
"Ok, talk to you later."
"Bye!" Lorelai said before the line went dead.
Rory hung up the phone and laid back down.
"Oh, no. The twins." Louise exclaimed.
"God, they're everywhere!"
"So?" Rory asked confused.
"We cannot compete against twins, especially once they caught onto the whole kissing thing. Let's go find a new pool."
"Bye! We'll come get you and Paris tonight so we can go clubbing."
"Ok…Bye!"
Rory was getting up to get a drink when Paris came running past her muttering, "I must be crazy for thinking a banana-eating contest was about eating a banana!"
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Logan walked towards the bar to get drinks, he'd kept an eye out for the brunette last night at the clubs but he hadn't seen her nor had he seen the other girls she had been talking to. He was slightly disappointed but quickly found someone else to keep him occupied for the night.
"Three beers please." Logan ordered as he sat down on a stool.
"Just a moment." The bartender told him.
Logan nodded and looked around his surroundings as his attention was focused on the very brunette that he had been looking for drinking a smoothie. "Hey."
She smiled shyly again "Hi."
"I'm Logan." He introduced.
"Rory." She said sweetly.
"Having a good time on spring break?"
"It's my first time, but it's going pretty good."
"Ah, You're a newbie." Logan said realizing his situation just got 10 times better.
Rory nodded "Hey, um, do you know what those things are called that they hit each other in the pool with?" She asked suddenly.
Logan was a caught off guard by her question usually he was asked questions like how old he was, where he was staying and if he was free that night but this girl wanted to know about a pool toy "No, I don't."
"Oh, just wondering."
"Do I lose points for that?" Logan asked charmingly.
"No, no points lost." She smiled at him. Her eyes were a beautiful shade a blue that was brought out more by her baby blue bikini.
"Good, I would hate to have lost points so early in the game." He told her.
Rory didn't quit understand what he was getting at, but didn't bother to ask she just smiled and continued to sip on her smoothie.
"Logan! Come on! I want my drink!" Finn yelled whining from a few feet away.
"I've gotta go, my crazy alcoholic friend is having withdrawal." He said motioning to the beer that was set in front of him a few moments ago.
"Well you should get over there before his system goes into shock." Rory teased.
Logan smiled "See you later?"
"Maybe." Rory shrugged casually as she got off the stool she was sitting on and walked back towards the pool.
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Logan watched as she walked towards her friends, something about her was different. She didn't have to try to catch his attention she automatically did.
"She's a newbie." Logan stated as he handed Colin and Finn their beers.
"Who better to teach her the spring break traditions than you?" Colin laughed.
"Do you know where she goes?" Finn asked, as all three guys began to walk back towards the chairs they had set up near the pool.
Logan shook his head "No, why?"
"Did you bother to ask her age?"
Again Logan hadn't "No."
"So you haven't the slightest clue if she's jail bait." Finn commented.
"She's at spring break…she's obviously in college." Logan defended.
"Yeah," Colin scoffed "Because we didn't go to spring break when we were in high school…Neither did Steph, Rosemary, Honor, Juliet…" he listed.
"Shit." Logan mumbled realizing he hadn't even bothered to make sure she was legal.
"Don't get me wrong, I am all for you going to jail, but not because you were charged with being a pedophile."
"What are the chances she'd tell me that she was a minor if I asked?"
"I'd guess slim to none…You are a good looking male, Huntz and she probably wants a piece of you." Finn said "But you aren't as good looking as me, of course." he quickly added.
"I'll figure it out."
"You're actually going to put effort into finding out her age?" Colin asked shocked "Why don't you just find another chick to screw?"
"She's a newbie, I wanna show her a good time." Logan winked before getting up and walking towards his hotel room.
"Why do I have a feeling this is going to blow up in his face?" Colin asked turning towards Finn who was attempting to balance a beach ball on his nose.
"Because it always does." Finn told him "And we get to watch and laugh when it does."
"True."
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"I don't know about this." Rory said standing in Louise and Madeline's hotel room.
"You look hot!" Madeline commented as she did her makeup.
"Why can't I wear my own clothes?"
"Because your clothes scream going to church rather than clubbing."
"They aren't that bad!" Rory defended.
"Yes, they are." Paris commented.
"You're clothes cover more than my old ones!"
"I'm in a relationship, I cannot be showing the goods."
"Eww." Rory said scrunching up her nose in disgust.
"Let's go!" Madeline and Louise said simultaneously as all four girls walked towards the night's hottest club.
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"And so begins another night of drunken debauchery and skirt chasing!" Finn announced as they walked into the night club.
"Finn your drunken debauchery started hours ago." Colin pointed out.
"So did my skirt chasing….You just had to kill my moment, didn't you!"
"Sorry." Colin laughed.
"Bastard." Finn muttered walking into the crowed of people leaving Logan and Colin alone.
"Do you always have to rain on his parade?"
"I didn't mean to."
"He gets obnoxious when you kill his moments, you know that. Then he spends hours trying to find something that you can't ruin…which is difficult considering you are so bitter."
"I prefer realistic."
"Stick in the mud."
"Down to earth."
"Pain in the ass."
"Are you done having a loser-off because you're blocking the bar!" A voice from behind them yelled.
"Louise," Logan greeted "Looking as gorgeous as ever."
"Aww, Logan I bet you say that to all the ladies."
"But I only mean it with you." He smirked.
Louise had known Logan since they were little. She was friends with his sister, Honor. They'd drunkenly hooked up once, but they quickly realized they were better off as friends.
"Such a charmer." She laughed, "So, I was serious you going to move? I want a drink."
"What do you want?" Colin asked.
"Sex on the beach."
"Your wish is my command." Colin winked as he walked away to get her drink.
"Is he any good in bed?"
"Excuse me?" Logan asked shocked that she would even think he knew the answer to that question.
"Is sex with him good?" Louise asked rewording her question.
"How the fuck would I know that?"
"You're best friends."
"So? I haven't the slightest clue how Colin's sex skills are and I'd rather never find out."
"I know how Madeline's sex skills are." Louise said as a matter of factly.
"That is a very, very nice visual." Logan smirked.
"Pervert." Louise exclaimed slapping him on the arm.
"You brought it up!" Logan laughed. "Hey, so who are those two girls you were talking to on the beach yesterday?" He asked casually.
"Paris and Rory?"
"Are those their names?" Logan questioned trying to act clueless.
"One is blonde and crazy and the other is brunette and looks like Bambi?"
"Yeah."
"They're friends of ours; we saw them here by coincidence."
"How old are they?"
"Around nineteen."
"Good."
"Oh, no you don't!"
"What?" He asked feigning innocence.
"I know for a fact you aren't interested in Paris and Rory is not your type, leave her alone." Louise warned. She might not have been very close with Rory, but they were good enough friends that she was going to try everything in her power to keep her from getting hurt by cocky rich playboys like Logan.
"She looks like my type to me."
"Logan, please just leave her alone."
"Why?"
"She's too sweet of a person to have to deal with the likes of you, Colin or Finn."
"I'm a wonderful person especially on a date! I go to good restaurants, I make good conversation and at the end of the night I ask for nothing but a small thank you."
"She won't be thanking you in the way you want her to."
"How do you know that?"
"You can have any other girl on the beach, leave her alone." Louise said effectively ending the conversation as she walked towards where Colin was standing leaving Logan alone staring at the brunette was just kissed by the blonde.
'That was hot.' Logan thought to himself as he walked towards her.
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"What are you doing?" Rory yelled, "Are you crazy?"
"Well, Madeline and Louise do it!" Paris defended.
"I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do!" Rory squealed as she began to walk away quickly.
"Rory!" Paris called after her.
"Get away from me! You're not my type!"
"How was I as a kisser?"
"Oh, man!"
"Well, I've always wanted to know, and you can't ask a guy 'cause that's a sign of low self esteem, which I've read is really not sexy. So tell me - how am I? Too stiff? Do I need to relax my lips a little, maybe open my mouth more, make it more inviting?"
"I am not going to sit here and discuss your kissing techniques."
"Why not?" Paris yelled.
" Paris, this is not the time or place to be doing that."
"Was it that bad?"
" Paris, you're kissing was fantastic…If I wasn't positive I was straight you would be my first choice in a lesbian relationship." Rory deadpanned.
"Is that your way of saying I need to slip in some more tongue?"
"Ugh, never mind! I'm going outside." Rory announced as she walked towards the doors.
"That was some kiss." Logan said cutting her off.
"Oh…Well…" Rory mumbled.
"I bet Louise and Madeline would be proud."
"Yeah, probably…" Rory said trying to find a way to walk around him, "Wait…Louise and Madeline?"
"You are friends with them, are you not?"
"No, I am." Rory nodded slowly.
"They are well known for their displays of girl on girl action." Logan told her smirking.
It was then and there that Rory concluded that Logan was just like every other guy on spring break. He was there to get drunk and laid.
"Something I'm sure you take great pleasure in observing." she snapped.
"If the opportunity presents itself," He shrugged.
"Well, maybe you can catch another showing."
"Of you and Paris?"
Rory began to get a little wary of the fact that he knew her friends names and her defenses shot up, "Not a chance in hell, Blondie."
"Blondie," Logan whispered huskily in her ear, "kinky, I like it."
Rory pushed him away with a look of disgust, "Just get away from me!" she exclaimed before finally sidestepping him and walking outside.
Logan stood in complete shock. 'What the hell just happened?' Even with the blunt remarks and crude comment he just made any girl would have loved to spend the night with him. He wasn't sure how much he liked rejection. 'This must be how Finn's nights usually go…' Logan thought as he walked off towards the bar to seduce a blonde girl that looked like she'd be thrilled to accompany him back to his hotel suite.
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