Day 2

Jack: Alright, guys, I was up all last night thinking: "So, where's the potty Tom was talking about?"

Cricket Chirps

Mayor: Jack, I'm only an elected official here, I can't wipe my butt with a leaf!

Jack: Exactly, Mayor.

Sally: We could just go in that bush over there.

Shock: Sally! That's barbaric! We'd be like hobos and Neanderthals combined if we didn't use proper—stomach rumbles loudly Excuse me for a minute.

Hops in the bush and various barnyard/mechanical noises are heard

Jack trying to ignore the noises: Okay and he didn't even give us fresh water. While we were "hunting" did any of you find anything while hunting?

Mayor: I found lemonade.

Jack: R—really!

Mayor: Yeah, c'mon!

Soon, they walk to a remote spot in the jungle and there is yellow liquid all over the ground.

Lockdips his finger in it and smells it: It smells like lemonade. sticks finger in mouth and it tastes like it too!

everyone tries some except Sally

Sally looks up and sees a squirrel's nest. Then looks back down at the group tasting the lemonade: I'll let them find out on their own.

Many hours later, Jack and Mayor are sitting on the beach in their underwear and speaking to each other in a drunken matter. Each is holding half eaten coconuts with the lemonade in them

Jack: Mayor?

Mayor: What?

Jack: Mayor?

Mayor: What?
Jack: Mayor?

Mayor: What?

Jack: Mayor?

Mayor: What?

Jack: Mayor?

Mayor: What?

Jack: Mayor?

Mayor: For God's sake, Jack, WHAT!

Jack: Huh?

Mayor: I dunno.

Jack: Say, how do you pronounce the word "vase"?

Mayor: Your mom.

Jack: Hey, Mayor?

Mayor: Yeah.

Sally walks onscreen and watches the two

Jack: We've been calling you "mayor" all these years and we have no idea what your name is. Is your name "mayor"? Was your mom a fortuneteller and she looked into the future and saw you were going to be elected Mayor?

Mayor: Huh?

Jack: Yeah, I dunno… You know what? After I drank that lemonade, I felt happy all day.

Mayor: Me, too.

Jack: Why do we feel so happy?

Mayor: Cuz God loves us. He knows we love lemonade.

Jack: When I get off this boat, I'm gonna rename lemonade: "happy juice". I'll make millions!
Mayor: We're on an island.

Jack: And a fine howdy-do to you, too.

Sally: FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU GUYS ARE DRUNK ON SQUIRREL PISS! walks away grumbling Frigging morons!

Jack and Mayor realize this, and start shoving sand into their mouth

Later: They are all exploring the beach

Barrel: Look what I found.

Everyone walks over and they see a tree about ten feet tall with potatoes growing on it

Oogie: Is that…

Sally: …A potato tree?

Oogie: I thought potatoes only grew under ground!

Lock: They grow under your mom, too! But we finally have food now! Lock begins jumping up and down trying to reach the potatoes, but he knows he can't Stupid tree! starts kicking the trunk

As soon as it realizes it, a Potato Bird (a potato with wings and feet) hops out from its hole in the tree onto one of the branches. He mistakes Lock for a french-fry worm (That's what Potato Birds eat! Duh!) and picks him up by the shoulders and brings him back into the hole

Lock: Oh, my God! Someone help me!

All: 2 down